An Arab at the airport:
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib
-Sex?
-3-5 time a week
-No, no... I mean, male or female?
-Male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn't that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy stile, any style.
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer run so fast!