666th Element's Isotopes
Iron Maidenium: A base element of all heavy metals. Used in just about everything. (An Iron Maidenium engineer named Eddie was turned into a zombie by overexposure to this element. Always use caution when handling. Proper care will result in excellent vocals and harmonized guitar solos.)
Thrash metalium - Very unstable. Capable of spreading Anthrax over thousands of miles and slaying enemies with great efficiency. It was also once rumored that in biblical times, they used this metal Exodus to bring forth the testament. Prolonged exposure may kreate overkill. Thrash metallium found wide usage in the Eighties when stores of purified heavy metal were converted into hair metallium and thrash metallium. These stores broke down in the mid '90s, though remnants of them can still be found in abandoned mosh pits. Thrash metallium can cause somebody to develop Evile disease and bow to the Thrasher.
Nu Metallium - A posing metal related vaguely to Neo Metallium. Was discovered by the Knightly Order of Righteous N00bs, or K.O.R.N. for short.
Glamium - A common substance in L.A. in the 1980's. Found by flamboyant chemist Gene Simmons, using his tongue of doom to coax it out of a hole.
Slayerium: Extremely Dangerous. Forms during a season in the abyss, somewhere south of heaven. Causes subject to become bald and gain markings on their exposed skull. Apart from the aforementioned reactions, overusage can cause subject to grow extra faces, to be exact, Seven Faces. Usage is considered 'Criminally Insane'.
Lordium: One Must maintain very careful mantainence of this metal because one wrong thing could cause the Arocolypse. Lordium is found in the country of Finland. Handling this metal could cause people to "Get Heavy" and even make Deadite girls go wild.Excessive use can cause a "beast loose in paradise" and even spawn the "blood red sand man"
New Wave of British Heavy Metallium - deep purple in colour. Discovered at night, on a Saturday, in jolly ol' England. Iron Maidenium, Judas Priestium, Helloweenium, and Def Leppardium derive from this form.