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  1. da kao dino cazaresu mikrofon
  2. Ima jedan PR menadzer ciganske zajednice ovdje koji se deklarishe kao pripadnik romske zajednice )
  3. ukyo

    Vader

    poor bubnjar a? :rockdevil:
  4. sorry soul brotha
  5. bash je lame i staro. jbg, ja tek sad vidio, shta da se radi :[
  6. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
  7. What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose. ********************************************************* A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot. ********************************************************* Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares? ********************************************************* Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player. ********************************************************* Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving. ********************************************************* Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car? A: Tinted windows. ********************************************************* Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade. ********************************************************* Q: What did the black kid get for christmas? A: Your T.V ********************************************************* Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken. ********************************************************* Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction ********************************************************* Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four. ********************************************************* Q: How do you starve a negro to death? A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots. ********************************************************* Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black ********************************************************* Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months. :rockdevil: :rockdevil:
  8. ukyo

    Opeth

    hah evo pocheo sam da balavim kad sam vidio da su obradili would
  9. ukyo

    Vader

    slushao witchera davno, spot+pjesma kvlt :]]]
  10. tj dok se ne digne majnardu da ga izbaci, valjda imaju snimljeno dosta pjesama samo neshto kakeeeeeee
  11. in flames opeth tool cob rammstein slipknot sepultura
  12. bitno je da se frubiju ostvario san, In Flames su deklarisani kao metalcore, barem na YuMetalu.
  13. jel moze neko da mi vrati ovih 2 minuta pls
  14. on koristi svoju vratnu arteriju kao bich so dont be naughty. toight like a tiger~
  15. pojeo je nekog lika iz municipal waste-a, pushten je na slobodu zbog nedostatka dokaza.
  16. Eh pa svastha. Jel moze ova i dalje da hoda normalno?
  17. i ti bi da ti je februar
  18. bojim se da ce morati da ti amputiraju to uvo :[ tako se pokojnom milivoju stvrdnulo ali sad je ok.
  19. Idemo za ove sa malo slabijim reading comprehensionom: Pa onda: Ko je rekao da su loshi? Pod smornim mislim na to da posle jednog slushanja ne zelim da slusham vishe od te 2-3 pjesme, tipa Memento Mori, Soul Society, Somewhere in time. Citava Epica je smor, a sa Ghost Opere jedina iole slushljiva pjesma ljudima koji nisu zaludjeni Kamelotom je Silence of the Darkness. da sam mislio na karmu rekao bih 3-4
  20. josh im ovaj frontman baja ima titanijumsku donju vilicu dok bi ovoga pushtio da mi odradi rimjob
  21. kako nisi to znao?
  22. Kao i Kamelotova zadnja 2-3 albuma cast izuzecima tj. 3 pjesme ukupno
  23. spot neje losh as well
  24. a tebi treba kurca.
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