feyd

razmišljam da napravim playlist sa mojim omiljenim opeth pesmicama, i insertujem ovu novu negde u pola playlist-a. da vidim je l mogu samu sebe da zajebem

čini mi se da polako ulazim u letnju fazu - gin tonic i blue lagoon. ne zajedno, doduše.

80% toga je totalno sranje. ostalo nisam pogledala. ne znam, te baletanke i to, ja doživljavam kao nešto za... ne znam, ni za prodavnicu na ćošku, a ne kao investiciju od 300-400 EUR.

kad poslušam novu stvar još 2-3 hiljade puta, biću oduševljena.

ja stvarno ne znam kako si mogao sebi da dopustiš da ti promakne tomislav selek.

ima odličnih mantila u, čini mi se, emporio grahovac butiku ili nekom sličnom fancy mestu proed kog svakog dana prolazim... znači grdna lova, ali su stvari da padneš u nesvest. in other news: rasprodaja u happening-u. možda svratim i ulovim neki dobar sak(a)o ili drugu formalnu glupost za posao.

ok, sledeći četvrtak u 21h? izjašnjavanje se završava u subotu u 21:00 (moramo se dovesti u red, ovako nikad nigde nećemo stići).

comp u firmi.

već si i pjesmu spevao... krasno.

čika generalni, of kors, će biti predmet nežnog gang-banga. sledeće sedmica načelno može.

ok, ovaj fakat deluje tvrđe i manje ženstveno nego nuno, ali cijenim da su godine steroida ostavila traga na... pimpeku.

vas dvojica biste bili sjajan par

nekako mi je i on... mekan.

pitanje je kada će odgovarati objektu nežnog gang-banga

zapravo sam crkla od smeha. finally, some originality.

nije loša ni ova kad se češe/namešta:

ekšli, jeste. verily. mada ni ova nije loša:

heeeeeey pete, where youre going with that axe in your hand

kuvaj ih krace. dodaj ulja i soli u vodu.

samo zato što ih je mnogo, ne znači da neophodno moraju biti grubi

dolaženje 2-3 sata ranije se zove hedžovanje rizika marfijevog zakona više puta isporbanog u praksi. no, each to their own.

You know you're a redneck when... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. 17. You have a rag for a gas cap. 18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. 19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 20. You can spit without opening your mouth. 21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it. 22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. 23. You have a complete set of salad bowls -- and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side. 24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart. 25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV. 26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table. 27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements. 28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back. 29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty. 30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

redneck wisdom: Non-running cars not only create the illusion that someone is always home, but also hold the grass in place. If you need to borrow anything more than twice, you need to buy it. Anything will burn if you get it hot enough. There's always a bigger hammer. When in doubt, gas it! It may not solve the problem, but it will end the suspense. A riding mower is meant for short trips, like to the mailbox or the nearest corner store, goats are for mowing the grass. It's hard to ever be too drunk to fish.