feyd

jednostavno uradis sta oces, stavis familiju pred svrsen cin, i videces da se nista drasticno nece desiti.

ko o cemu... predlog za nick: "kitus"

ova slika što ju je turio/la vitamin k me izbedači^2 svaki put kad je vidim. mada... natpis ispod slike i te kako ima smisla.

crnjak, da crnji biti ne moze.

uskoro ce ti se zelja ostvariti, pa cu da napravim "smoke easy club" kod kuce. mislim da je zabrana pusenja na javnim mestima ok, pod uslovom da kafane i slicne ustanove kulture naprave sektore gde se moze duvaniti, da bismo, mi, kancerozna elita, imali gde provoditi vreme. p.s. ne znam na sta ti tacno mislio da treba zabraniti, al' eto, my 2 cents.

pahulje veličine četvrt leba nam padaju. bem li ih sve ponaosob.

funny, nevertheless.

From: Jane Gilles Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm To: David Thorne Subject: Overdue account Dear David, Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding. Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles From: David Thorne Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm To: Jane Gilles Subject: Re: Overdue account Dear Jane, I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter. Regards, David. From: Jane Gilles Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am To: David Thorne Subject: Overdue account Dear David, Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding. Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am To: Jane Gilles Subject: Re: Overdue account Dear Jane, Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please. Regards, David. From: Jane Gilles Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account Dear David, You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you? Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am To: Jane Gilles Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account Dear Jane, Yes please. Regards, David. From: Jane Gilles Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account Attached <spider.gif> From: David Thorne Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am To: Jane Gilles Subject: Whose spider is that? Dear Jane, Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it. Regards, David. From: Jane Gilles Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Whose spider is that? Dear David, Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible. Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles From: David Thorne Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am To: Jane Gilles Subject: Automated Out of Office Response Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week. Regards, David. From: David Thorne Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am To: Jane Gilles Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that? Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion. Regards, David. From: Jane Gilles Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that? Dear David, As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees. Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles From: David Thorne Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm To: Jane Gilles Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that? I understand and will definitely make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it. Regards, David. From: Jane Gilles Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that? Attached <spider2.gif>

podseca me na biomechanical. ne znam da li je to dobro ili lose. ugl. su ok.

proizvodi sa sojom i od soje (peciva sa sojinim brasnom i odresci od soje) su dobar izvor kvalitetnih proteina. u thread-u "kuvanje" imas nekoliko uputstava za spremanje istih. nece te ubiti ako naucis. osim toga, muskarci koji kuvaju su sexy, tako da je to dvostruka korist.

http://www.exrx.net/index.html dobar site, svega&svacega ima.

http://site.despair.com/ignore/

ciscenje snega uz upotrebu mozga: ocistis, pa odmah, preventivno pospes solju. efikasno u slucaju pada temp. do oko -4, -5. danasnje otkrice moje malenkosti. cestitajte mi!!!!!

krajnje.

kritika je bila (ili: trebala biti ) upucena gradu, koji se pretvorio u leglo turbo folka i jednu uzasnu grand palanku. ali omot nije los. bend je jos bolji.

all the arms we need. www.myspace.com/allthearmsweneedband

ne znam ko je radio, ali ako se uzme u obzir da je bend suboticki i da je album izdat pod pokroviteljstvom takodje suboticke fondacije fokus (ovo je ipak selendra), nije lose.

prijatelj radi na jednom od prodajnih mesta u subotici, i jadan nije mogao da veruje da su ljudi cekali po sat vremena za karte za ac/dc. posle proslogodisnjeg debakla sa castle festom i koncertom slayera, prilicno sam iznenadjena. al' 10.000 ne dam.

gledala sam i nekolike snimke sa koncerata na youtubetu, taj njihov pevac se dere kao pravi. normalan covek bi umro od toga. definitivno bi me inspirisali da se izujem i uletim u mosh pit, iako kao, je 'l, fina cura, to inace ne radim nego stojim pozadi kao tetka. odlican bend na sve nacine.

illdisposed su autori najboljeg teksta pesme na celom svetu svih vremena. u pitanju je pesma INTELLARGENT. volim ih, volim i zvuk i njihov smisao za humor.

does want!

excellent

part 2: Wm. Shakespeare's Five and Twenty Random Things Abovt Me 1 Sometimes I Feele so trapp’d by iambic pentameter... Does that make me a Freake? 2 I haue been Knowne to cry at Bear-baiting. 3 I am not uery ticklish. I am Not. So prithee, do not euen try. Waste. Of. Time. 4 I cannot keep Lice, and know not why. 5 Sometimes I thinke plays are all Talke, Talke Talke, and wish for a cart-chase scene. I tried one in The Merry Wives, but it looked like Shitte, so I cut it. The men playing the horses were so Pissed at me. 6 I once threw vp on a man's head, from a high Windowe. I was so fvcking Sicke that Daye. 7 I hate to wear a Ruff, for I haue such a pleasing Necke. 8 As a player, I am painful-slow to learn my part. Once whilst playing Edward I, I used the prompter so ouermuch that a groundling yell’d ~Stop interrupting, Will! And it was my Dadde. (Kydding!) 9 Sometimes when I am Stvck for a rhyme, I new-mint a Worde because I jvst want to get the Damned script ovt the fvcking doore. 10 I play the Flute yet poorly, but I can make any crumhorn beg for Mercy. 11 When I am happy I call Anne my Kicky-wicky. When I am cross I call her “Olde Fun Killer Hag-Ass.” 12 I keepe my Stashe hidden in our seconde best bedde. Shhh. Don’t tell the Fyve-Oh. 13 The people that loue my Wordes the best are always the most disappointed vpon meeting me. Is thisse List ouer yet? 14 On the topic of dating, my daughter Susanna loues to remind me: ~Jvliet was only thirteen! And I remind her that i) she was Italian, an impulsive race ii), she was actually played by a middle-aged Eunuch named Ned, and iii) she died. That always shvts her right vp. 15 I deteste it when the Low-Comedians improuise the scenes I writ them… becavse they always make them so mvch fvnnier. 16 I haue, on occasion, thovght abovt hiring a Boy to fixe my Latin. 17 When I was sixe, my Goode-Friend Charles brovght to Schoole a wood-cut of his mother, qvite naked. After that we called him Charles Nudie-Mummy, whiche did make him Crye. 18 I take my eggs ouer-medium. If I get them O’er-Easily, I tell my Porter, ~You may thinke this is what I ordered, but it’s snot. I thinke that one is a real Slap-A-Th’Knee. 19 I work ovt my calues thrice weekly, usvally three pyramid sets of Calf-Rises whilst holding a flagon of Meade. I knowe I should stretch afterwards, but it Bores me so I do it not. 20 As a boy in my Bed, I would shriek i’the night that Witches wovld come to eat me. My Mother (bless her) wovld smooth my Hair and whispr ~ Be not afear’d, the Witches onlie eat the Jews. 21 Whitsuntide has become so commercial. 22 Nobody euer forgets where they were the moment they heard that Thomas Kyd died. I was shopping for codpieces in West Cheape. I came ovt of the Change-room and the proprietress was i’tears. I said ~What is it, now?~Kyd is dead. There was a melancholy qviet, and then she said ~And that Piece is a mite too small on ye. 23 Euery time we do the Taming of the Shrew, some pvnter wants his Money backe, because we don’t actually show a shrew getting tamed. 24 I do not vnderstand all the Fvss over Currants. Sure, they are both sweet and Small, but must they bee added to EUERY FVCKING MEAL these days? Yestermonth, found I currants in a Tarte of Spinnedge. I meane come on, People. Seriovsly. 25 When I am feeling Melancholic, I console myselfe with the Knowledge that, aboue all else, I will be remembered for my Musick.

25 Random Things About You: 1) You have made out with me four more times than you think you have. 2) Hair gets caught in your comb when you brush your hair, but you never know why the hair is always gone when you get home from work. 3) Your cat didn't actually run away. 4) You have eaten parts of a cat before. 5) There are video cameras in your house that you don't know about. 6) The code to disarm your home security system is 4-9-2-2-1. 7) The look on your face when somebody breaks into your house at night is very cute. 8) You are terrible at giving accurate descriptions to the police. I am not 5'8! LOL! 9) You look beautiful while you are sleeping. 10) You are currently in love with someone, no matter how many times you scream or say that it's not true. You are! 11) You constantly wonder whatever happened to your old high school and college boyfriends. 12) It is cheaper to purchase land at a graveyard if you buy in bulk. (I guess that's technically not a fact about you, but it still relates!) 13) If you go to Street View in Google Maps and look at your house, you can see that there is somebody masturbating on your roof. 14) Even though you have moved six times, I have always "technically" lived next door to you. 15) Your father filmed a video of you being born, and that video has been stolen. 16) All of your "family vacations" have, in reality, been "family-and-future-boyfriend vacations." Trust me. 17) If somebody wants to find out more information about you by asking for your medical records at the hospital, they won't legally be allowed to (according to the hospital.) 18) You have unknowingly been pregnant multiple times before. I took care of that. 19) I, uh..., I... ha, no never mind. 20) I love yo-ehh.. ha. no- not on here. 21) I love you. 22) I said that I love you. 23) I SAID THAT I FUCKING LOVE YOU. 24) GOD DAMMIT! WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG? PLEASE! PLEASE TELL ME! HOW CAN I FIX THIS IF YOU WON'T FUCKING SPEAK TO ME? HOW CAN I MAKE YOU LOVE ME? HOW CAN I FUCKING MAKE YOU LOVE ME?????? 25) Your favorite ice cream topping is crushed Oreos.