feyd

vidi mu se samo petao.

to definitivno. imala sam nesrecu da radim u poljoprivredi svojevremeno, i neke stvari su me sokirale, najblaze receno. na primer, jos uvek je jeftinije uvesti pasulj (obican, merkantilni za konzum) iz SAD (na paritetu fco ovde - znaci transport i carina uracunati), nego ga proizvesti ovde. sojaprotein se sprema za dokapitalizaciju (izdaju preko 5 miliona akcija, isto koliko sada imaju), koja verovatno nece uspeti (cena na berzi 850, cena iz dokap 946). razlog za dokapitalizaciju je dalje ulaganje i refinansiranje postojecih kredita. ovo drugo moze biti problem, posto izgleda da ne mogu da otplacuju kredite, ili slute da nece moci u nekom trenutku, mada nista od objavljenih izvestaja ne ukazuje na tako nesto. erste banka je spominjala SJPT kao potencijalni objekat preuzimanja, ali sumnjam da je neko sada u mogucnosti da to plati (viktorija nema razloga da prodaje, a ostali najveci akcionari su kupovali akcije po ludackim cenama prosle godine, tako da bi svi sada prodavali sa gubitkom u slucaju preuzimanja po ceni bliskoj sadasnjoj). GLOS je ok, mada bih ja sacekala kraj meseca da se vidi da li su odrzali dobitak (finansijske institucije ce popusiti mnogo na padu vrednosti portfelja i kursnim razlikama). AIKB, ENHL, VZAS, SJPT, KMBN, MTBN. to bi bili moji pikovi, trenutacno.

izvolte.

jedan od boljih koje sam u poslednje vreme dobila u FW mail-u Lezi Crnogorac u travi i vice na zenu: "Zenturacoo, a bog te ubio daj mi serum za zmije!" Pita zena: "Da te nije ujela slucajno?" Crnogorac: "Nije, ali evo je ide."

zavisnik sam od sunčanih naočara. uvek imam jedne u torbi i jedne u džepu, nikad se ne zna kad će da grane sunce. ne trošim mnogo love na njih, pošto ih, jelte, lomim redovno (vozanje cviekra u torbi i džepovima nije naročito dobro za cvikere), pa ih zato kupujem, bukvalno, po 5 pari u dollar shopovima.

soju više volim sa belim lukom, nego sa crnim, budući da je ona (soja) by default bezukusna. tako da... radim sve isto zaključno sa prženjem sojinih odrezaka. ondak - blago ispržim gomilu belog luka na ulju (1 sekunda, da ne izgori), dodam brašno, propržim još 1-2 minuta, sipam vode ili supu iz kocke, prokuvam 2-3 minuta, da se stvori jedna krasan sos, u to ubacim ispržene sojine odreske i to ostavim da se kuva 20-30 minuta. opcija je da se doda belog vina ili piva u sos, kao i razni začini.

Mujo i Fata u New York-u sednu u taxi Pita ih vozač: "Where are you coming from?" Kaže Mujo: "From Bosna" Fata pita: "Šta kaže,šta kaže?" Mujo: Pita odakle smo, ja kažem iz Bosne. Vozač pita: "Which town?" Mujo: "Sarajevo" Fata pita: "šta kaže, šta kaže?" Mujo: "Pita iz kojeg smo grada ja kažem Sarajevo." Vozač: "I had the worst sex in Sarajevo." Fata: "Šta kaže, šta kaže?" Mujo: "Da te zna."

potrošila sam prvih 6 meseci ove godine na popravku zuba i zamenu plombi stavljenih pre 15-ak godina, nakon što oko 10 godina nisam bila kod zubara (da, ogavna sam, ne morate posebno napominjati). pre mesec dana sam bila na kontroli, i sve je ok. kamenca nema. nadam se da će tako i ostati. inače se užasavam zubara preko svake mere.

From: Jane Gilles Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm To: David Thorne Subject: Overdue account Dear David, Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding. Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles From: David Thorne Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm To: Jane Gilles Subject: Re: Overdue account Dear Jane, I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter. Regards, David. From: Jane Gilles Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am To: David Thorne Subject: Overdue account Dear David, Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding. Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am To: Jane Gilles Subject: Re: Overdue account Dear Jane, Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please. Regards, David. From: Jane Gilles Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account Dear David, You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you? Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am To: Jane Gilles Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account Dear Jane, Yes please. Regards, David. From: Jane Gilles Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account Attached <spider.gif> From: David Thorne Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am To: Jane Gilles Subject: Whose spider is that? Dear Jane, Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it. Regards, David. From: Jane Gilles Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Whose spider is that? Dear David, Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible. Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles From: David Thorne Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am To: Jane Gilles Subject: Automated Out of Office Response Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week. Regards, David. From: David Thorne Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am To: Jane Gilles Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that? Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion. Regards, David. From: Jane Gilles Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that? Dear David, As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees. Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles From: David Thorne Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm To: Jane Gilles Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that? I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it. Regards, David. From: Jane Gilles Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that? Attached <spider2.gif>

fenris, kad je bio mali: fenris, sa prosirenom delatnoscu: chesterfield, fenrisov otac:

imaoci zlatnih ribica, obradujte svoje ljubimce:

Dioničar koji se jedva oporavio od kraha na burzama sljedeći dan zove svog brokera. -'Mogu li razgovarati s mojim brokerom, Dragom?' Tajnica ljubazno odgovori. -'Nažalost, Drago je preminuo. Vrlo mi je žao, može li Vam netko drugi pomoći?' Muškarac odbije i zahvali se te poklopi slušalicu. Deset minuta kasnije ponovno zvoni telefon. Isti muškarac ponovno pristojno zamoli da razgovara sa svojim brokerom Dragom. - 'Zar niste zvali prije deset minuta? Drago je zaista preminuo, ne bih se s takvim stvarima šalila.' Muškarac ponovno prekine. Petnaest minuta kasnije poznati glas ponovno traži brokera Dragu. Tajnica sada sikće na rubu provale bijesa. - 'Gospodine, zvali ste maloprije, sve sam Vam objasnila. Drago je nažalost preminuo, ne može s Vama razgovarati. Zašto konstantno zovete kada Vam kažem da je mrtav?!' Čovjek smireno odgovori. - 'Volim to čuti ...'

OMFG CUTE!

(image tumaciti u svetlu rasprava o tome da li je barack obama maerikanac rodjenjem ili ne)

istina je bolna i istinita. jos uvek nije blagoizvoleo da nam se prikaze u oshishanom izdanju. dao nam je samo da mu vidimo rep.

Josh. oshishan.