The Joker

Joooj,jel bas Nidlzov smeh?!

Ako Rogi ide u Raj,micite mi se sa puta,prolazim za Pakao,jedna karta u jednom smeru!Joj,Lucifere,medj rogove te ljubim,spasavaj me vakih ljudi... Salim se ja to,nece Rogi videti Raj...

A ja mladjeg burazera

Ovde se trazi pesma Rambo,ne fristajl

A jel inspirisana igrom? Pa,onime,kao i svaki TM sve je krajnje relativno,iskrivljeno,kao san,a mozda i nije san,ludilo,a mozda i stvarnost

Au ortak,imas pivo od mene 1.Legacy Of Kain serijal 2.Twisted Metal 1,2,Black,Head-on 3.Mortal Kombat 1,2,3 4.Quake III 5.Unreal Tournament 6.Neverwinter Nights 7.Super Mario 8.SERIOUS SAM!!! 9.Clive Barker's Undying 10.Silent Hill Ne mora ovim redosledom

Rogi,sine majcin,to tvoje otecenje je glupost,a ti bolje pocni da se praznis,jer sperma ako se ne izbacuje postaje kancerogena.Daleko od toga da bi te zalio da crknes od raka,naravno.Cisto da upoznas rogatog i pripremis ga za uzas koji se zove Ja

Ipak...naj je TM black....jebem mu sunac,jos uvek me jezi....

Svih pet igara sam igrao i samo sam se u BO1 zaslajfovao i ni makac dalje

Svrati u BG pa se nagledaj rugote....

1)eto ti dve razlicite misli u jednom.Znaci,to sto pise u bibliji ti je nevazno?Kako sad to,muku mu ljutu? 2)Ti ne zivis kako ti kazau,ne verujes kako ti kazu,ne mislis kako ti kazu?Bedo jedna ljudska! 3)Pravoslavna crkva i njihovi obredi sadrze hiljadu i jedan paganski ritual kod Srba,i kod Slovena uopste,jer nase paganstvo nikad nije ni iskorenjeno. 4)Ti ne masturbiras,ti imas istecenja?Jel to kad te Pahomije pamprci?ili na skrotumu imas ventil koji kad okrenes istece ti tu impotentnu spermicu? 5)NISAM od tebe trazio odgovor,nego od onog od kojeg ocejkujem smislen odgovor-od Axana.Tvoju nepostojecu argumentaciju ignorisem. 666)Za kraj-Zaista ti kazem,zajedno cemo truliti u Paklu.TI zbog netolerancije i gordosti,ja zbog...well,svega i svacega

E pa jebi da Josife,para vrti gde plutonijum nece.i Lukas je metalac,pa vid sta on radi. A sad me podseti,mozda je malo offtopic,ali zasto mi ljudi govore da nisi metalac ako nemas dugu kosu.imao sam dugu kosu,smorilo,sad imam malo duzu kosu.I,sto sad ja nisam troo?

Mislim da je za LOK uvek najjaca tacka bila prica.

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. if I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door: 1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp. 2. There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3. There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C. 7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook. 8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him. 9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,don't say he was stoned off his ass. 10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T." 11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me" 12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry," 13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God. 14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's! There was a flood in a village. One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!" The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!" "No" replied the man. God will save me! The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house. A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help." No, God will save me!" he said Eventually he died by drowning. He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!" Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?" The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balchoy." "That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in. The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story. "It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here." Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death. The third man came to the front of the line, and St. Peter asked for his story. "Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator..."

INTEGRALNE GRISINE IST KRIEG!!!!

Vidim ja da nema teme bez mene... Ceda kaze siri dalje ali voodoo je reko necu Ceda ga puko iz sacmare u glavu i njegov les spakovao u vrecu. Ubijte me...ispitnim rokom.

UZAS!!! Sto rece macka koja hoda na rukama,iam dobrih momenata,ali bas MOMENATA! Ostavi Stevanu milimetar prostora da unisti film svoji si-fi baljezganjima i to ce i uraditi.(da se razumemo,ja volim njegove si-fi filmove,ali im OVDE NIJE MESTO!) Neverovatno koliko taj covek ume da snimi DOBAR FILM,ali kad ga zasere,e onda ga zasere do KRVI!!!

U pravu je covek.Ne kazem da nisam imao fazu eskapizma,ali prosto,ja volim metal,jer je posle klasicne to najkvalitetnija i najiskrenija muzika.Jeste,imao sam i fazu "opasnog" oblacenja,i uberkretensku fazu-ko nije metalac nije moj prijatelj,ali jbg,sazreo sam SAd se oblacim kako mi se cefne(jeste,volim da se obucem bas onako "tr00",pogotovo zimi,ali se oblacim kako mi padne na pamet),slusam sta mi se svidi,itd,da ne drvim.Jesam li zbog toga manje metalac?

NEEDLES!!!!Crazy Harold the Wacky Lunchsack!!! Elem,to na jutjubu su zavrsnice igre High Octane,TM1 zavrsnice su samo tekst koji skroluje,jer nisu imali kesa da u filmovima High Octane zamene tkstom Twisted Metal

Sad nesto Rogi spomenu molitve,pa me je nesto zaintrigiralo,i molim da mi se objasni,ali KULTURNO,pozeljno Axeanosilas,jer bar iznosi argumente. Elem,Isus je rekao- A kad se molite,ne govorite mnogo,kao neznabosci;jer eoni misle da ce za mnoge reci svoje biti usliseni. Vi dakle ne budite kao oni;jer zna otac vas sta vama treba pre molitve vase. Ovako dakle molite se-i sad ide Oce nas,da ne pisem. Ovo je Jevandjelje po Mateju,6.7. elem,da li ovo znaci da Isus kaze da ovo bude jedina molitva Hriscana?I ako je tako,kako se meni cini,cemu onda sve ove ostale molitve? @ Rogozub-Matej,6.1 Pazite da pravdu svoju ne cinite pred ljudima da vas oni vide;inace plate nemate od oca svojega koji je na nebesima. Ti,hvalisavce,sto se ovde busas u grudi na forumu kako ces u raj,dakle,neces daleko. Matej 7.1;7.2 Ne sudite da vam se ne sudi,jer kakvim sudom sudite,onakvim ce vam se suditi,i kakvom merom merite,onakvom ce vam se meriti. Sta mislis,Stevo,kako ce se tebi suditi,posto si ti tako prek sudija i mislis da imas prava da govoris ustima tvog boga? @ svi-po meni je i samo ime pravoslavlje bezobrazluk,jer niko ne moze da garantuje da li je to u sta veruje ispravno.Nijedan smrtnik ne moze da za sebe kaze da moze da shvati misao hriscansko boga.Ni paganskog,a kamoli hriscanskog.Ljudska bica su konacna,samim tim nesposobna da shvate beskonacno,pa kako onda misle da shvate MISAO beskonacnog?

Nisu gradjevine,ali je sistematski podrivana kultura i unistavano nasledje.Vise stila od RKC,neprimetno,ali pogubnije.

Veliko hvala,vidimmo se...

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=HGfaQCY_bo4&...feature=related

to nije tacno,Axeane.U Radgostu je spaljen hram do temelja,idol pretopljen u krst za crkvu koja je podignuta na temeljima hrama.

garderobu ili MANUTD?