Mujo i Haso cuce u rovu.Tek ce Mujaga:
-Joj,Haso,al mi se nesto prijebalo...
-Vid',bolan,idi lijevo niz rov 50 metara,pa desno,pa druga lijevo,tu ti je Fata,pa je izjebi do mile volje.
Vraca se Muja posel pola sata...
-Jeba li je,Mujo?
-Jesam,bolan.
-Jel ti popusila?
-Nije.
-Sto nije bolan?
-Pa glave nije imala!
There was this plane,right,and the pilot was a Jew,and the copilot was Chinese.And they're flying,right,when suddenly,the Jew says
-God,I HATE you Chinese!
-Why?
-You bombed Pearl Harbour!
-That was not us,it was the Japanese!
-Ah,Chinese,Japanese,Vietnamese,all the same to me!
-Well,I HATE you Jews!
-Why?!
-Because you sank the Titanic!
-What the f**k are you talking about,that was not us,it was a bloody iceberg!
-Ah,iceberg,Spielberg,all the same to me!
Zatekne cerkica mamu i tatu na gomili.Majka spazi dete,kaze joj da ode u svoju sobu,brze ogrne bade mantil i sedne kod cerke na krevet...
Cerka je pita-Mama,sta ste to radili?
-Pravili smo ti batu,cero!
-Jeeeeej!!Bata,bata!!!
Sutradan,otac se vraca s posla i zatice cerku u gorkim suzama....
-Cerko,pa sta ti je?!
-Ju-ju-jutros je dosao cika mlekar(jec,jec),i pojeo mog batuuuuuu!!!!!