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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? -------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something ---- ovaj bloodninja je ubedljivo najjači lik.. sećaš se da je pre par meseci kružio onaj chat sa nekom debelom ribom? ono je bilo najgore chat zlostavljanje koje sam ikada video.. imaš li to, znaš o čemu pričam? edit: ono kad je tera da priča kao pirat.. HARRRRRRR ja sam se kidao od smeha. powerslayer ima taj chat. još jedan edit: našao sam 2 sajta sa njim: http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm The Legend of Bloodninja http://www.ericrice.com/cyber.txt hahahahaah

haha. ovo je odlično.. a onaj članak koji sam ja postovao je iz wikipedie tamo može da se nađe dosta budalaština..

aaa, brate... video sam to već.. odvratno je. --- e, nije loš ovaj novi Six Organs of Admittance.. jel slušao neko? School of the Flower

a mene blaga mučnina.. imaju 2 nove queensryche pesme (sa O:M2 albuma) ovde: http://queensryche.com/releases/operation-mindcrime-2/ ali su butlezi.. i ne znam šta da mislim.

nisi???? a znaš li šta je "Gorilla Face" ili "Rusty Trombone" ili možda "Hot Karl"?

da. slažem se. da.

haha.. a sada, malo sexualne edukacije: * Abra-Cadaver: A man goes to a morgue and removes a female body from a locker. As the man performs cunnilingus on her, another man takes a running leap onto the deceased's chest and then the man sucking the deceased's vagina consumes everything that is shot into it. (Also known as 'munting'.) * Arabian Goggles: While getting a blowjob, one partner places a single testicle in each eyesocket of the other partner. * Cleveland steamer: Defecating on a partner's chest * Donkey punch: Act of knocking the partner out shortly before orgasm * Double Trouble: Act of touching a woman's breasts during anal sex * Dutch Oven: Flatulence during intercourse, followed by trapping your partner's head under the bedsheets * Hot Lunch: When Will Fennell Defecates on Heather Sieminkewicz's chest * Felching: Act of sucking semen out of vagina or anus or inserting animals into an anus or a vagina * Golden Showers: Act of urinating on a partner for sexual pleasure. Also known as watersports. * Gorilla Face: Act of ejaculating on your partners face around the mouth, then physically pulling out their pubic hair and throwing it in their face to resemble a gorilla. (ovo je nenadmašno) * Hot Fudge Sundae: The act of a man defecating on his partner and then ejaculating on top of the feces which represents the whipped cream. * Jack the Ripper: When you tie a knife to your penis and have sex with a woman. * Lesbian Thighjob: Lesbian practice where the partner touches the other partner's vagina with her own thigh * Monroe Transfer: practice where a plastic tube is inserted in one's own ass and then the other end is connected to your partner's ass, only to then proceed to defecate and thus completing the so called "transfer". * Muddy snowball: Anal sex, then ejaculating in the partner's mouth where its held, then the semen is passed back to the anus penetrator * No-Battery Boyfriend: Act of vaginally penetrating a woman with a phallic object other than a dildo * One-Eyed Sailor: Act of poking a woman in one eye with the penis and ejaculating in the other after fellatio. * Pearl Necklace: Act of ejaculating on a person's neck so the the result resembles a pearl necklace * Philly Fake-Out: Act of having sex doggy-style, pulling out, spitting on your partners back to seem like you ejaculated, then ejaculating in their face when they turn around. * Red Dragon: A Sexual act that, during intercourse, involves one getting their teeth punched out. * Riding the Bull: Act of having sex doggy-style, grabbing the hair of partner and yelling out an x-lover's name. You then hold on tight and see how long you can stay on top. * Rusty Trombone: Act of licking the partners anus while masturbating him * Snowballing: When the male ejaculates in the females mouth and she holds the semen inside right before she passes it to her partner by french kissing him. * The Angry Pirate: First you ejaculate in the girl's eye, then you kick her in the shin so she jumps around the room on one leg and hand over her eye while she says "ARRRRRR." * Merry-go-Round: While enjoying intercourse with a girl midget while she is sitting on top, you grab her and spin her around, your penis being the axel. * Strawberry shortcake: Act of striking the female partner in the nose to cause bleeding during fellatio, to get the semen and the blood to mix together to resemble strawberry shortcake. * Thighfucking: intercrural intercourse Also known as thighing or thigh sex. * Turkish Twist: Act of having sex with a woman, and giving her a titty twister. Then you shit. * Turquey Slapping: Act of slapping the partner on the face with the penis after fellatio (also known as the "Danza" slap, after the Tony Danza pornography urban myth). Also commonly referred to as "Fedonking". * White Zombie: The man would tell his partner that he had ejaculated, then after their partner opens their eyes, the man shoots his load in their face. * Wooden Nickel: A man receives a blowjob from a woman, while he sits on her forehead. Upon getting up, there is a brown circle left behind, where his anus had been. This brown circle is known as the "wooden nickel". * Hot Karl: Taking a shit on some dudes face while he jacks off in your asshole! * Makin' it fit: Putting something up the anus or vagina that should not fit and has no logical reason to be placed there, such as a car radio or the fat end of a tennis racket

ja bih išao 13-14-15. za smeštaj, išao bih u jedan mali porodični hotel, gde sam pre 2 godine upoznao neku mnogo dobru ribu (valjda je njen otac bio vlasnik tog hotela)! nije skup, a odličan je. te 2 noći.. ali ima vremena da se razmisli edit: evo, našao sam taj hotel link još jedan edit: pa i nije toliko jeftin...

screaming fanboy.. fanovi dt su trenutno najgori.. ali, čekajte samo, i PoS polako skuplja svoju armiju obezglavljenih..

http://www.sziget.hu/festival_english/programs

takođe.. ja sigurno idem na jedan dan.. to je minimum (15.8.- opeth).. ako bude još neko hteo da ostajemo još koji dan, mogu i to.. mada im je metal stage sranje. pored opetha i delimično sentenceda (13.8.), ne zanima me ni jedan bend. ima na main stage-u još par stvari koje bih video.. (ne, nije korn). btw, evo nadala...

a ja bih bio srećan da odem i u peštu sad u avgustu. i ne moram ni da pominjem da mi se ne sviđa ni 5 bendova sa hellfesta. tj, vrlo rado bih slušao: Nile Pig Destroyer Suffocation a ne bih se bunio na today is the day.. a ostalo

a ja sada slušam moje originalne diskove koje sam sinoć kupio.. (ne mogu da spavam po ovoj vrućini) da, koji koncert dredg-a je u pitanju? koliko valja?

(citiram ovaj kilometarski post iz čiste obesti, a ne zato što se slažem)

haha -- kakav car, ovaj jason molina.. čovek je pevao fenomenalno.... i nije menjao izraz lica tokom celog koncerta. kao tužno kuče. posle isis-a, svi koncerti su mi delovali nekako bledo.. do juče! 4 gitare i onakav glas.. nisam spavao celu noć (popio sam do sada 3 red bula i mnogo se čudno osećam) posle i još mi se u glavi vrte slike i pesme sa koncerta i bio sam na mnogo mesta i doživeo razne stvari, i sada ću konačno da legnem da spavam. laku noć drugari

i šta da kažem posle ovog koncerta? jason molina je najveći car koji car, jason molina

nije još izašla.. nema niko. ali ne smeta mi to. ne iritira previše. ma super je album, ali je malo zajeban i treba vremena da uđe u uši

uh, da znaš, sad mi je drago što ništa nisam dobio. moraću da se krijem dok ne zaboravi.

kakav vatreni poljubac?? ako si mi nešto i poslao, da znaš da ništa nisam dobio ali, da se vratimo na nevermore: user posted image a, šta kažete na ovo?

uu, kako je dobar novi spot!!!!! evo nekoliko screenshot-ova: user posted image user posted image user posted image i ovaj je ubedljivo najbolji: user posted image -- jedva čekam da vidim spot.. inače, spot je za pesmu: Final Product

haha, umro sam od smeha kad sam ovo čitao: jeste da ne pratim formulu 1, i da me ne zanima previše, ali ovo je genijalno.. vesti od juče: "...Biće veoma interesantno videti kako će u SAD voziti Ralf Šumaher, koji je prošle godine pretrpeo težak udes u Indijanopolisu, kada je u 10. krugu izgubio kontrolu nad bolidom i udario u zid. Tom prilikom poredio je kičmu, od čega se oporavljao 3 meseca..." vesti od danas: "Prvi dan u Indijani obeležio je težak udes Ralfa Šumahera koji je udario u zid na istom mestu kao i prošle godine... " hahahaahah

da, doći će na kobasicu. već vidim sebe u zagebu (nažalost)

još samo 2 dana do jasona moline!!! btw, našao sam zanimljiv intervju sa ovim likom (ovo je antony.. da ne pomisli neko da je ovo jason molina, pošto pišem razumljivo kao da su mi uradili lobotomiju): -I was also the lead singer and songwriter for a death rock band. (wtf?! ovo nisam očekivao ) i video sam njegovu sliku u masi.. čovek je izuzetno visok, krupan i nabildovan.. sada mi ništa nije jasno. .... The faggotry of what I do is so extreme, and I take it for granted because I'm in a protected environment in Manhattan. It's screaming faggotry and I forget about that. I think, "Oh, this is punk, this is arty," but it's preeminently faggotry—an all-encompassing kind of trannie-weirdness—a more aggressive sense of faggotry than the average fag might present. (hahahaaha) ANTONY: I'm the biggest snaggletooth in the band, even though I'm the lead singer. I'm the anomaly in front of all these beautiful creatures. LOU: You are very beautiful onstage. You have moments. ANTONY: I used to want to be an androgynous archetype. I presented myself as a drag character, Fiona Blue. But now performing has become more intimate for me. Back then, I wanted to see just how far I could push a drunk nightclub audience. It was a challenge... I would go onstage at 2 a.m. and try to transform the room in three minutes... see if I could make the whole drunk crowd cry their heads off. LOU: How did you know you could do that? ANTONY: I had a more aggressive, military approach in those days. I was inspired by Diamanda Galas's cutthroat approach to emotional communication. When I went to one of her shows, I literally felt my asshole getting ripped out. Her music went right through me like knives. I thought that maybe I could do something like that, but with a certain tenderness, a feeling that wasn't as much about rage as it was about grief. LOU: It takes enormous talent to communicate emotion like that. ANTONY: I wouldn't cry but I would hold the tears inside myself. I really tried to manipulate the crowd. Since then, I've tried to work more from my internal reality. Much of my material is borne from isolation and my desire to move beyond it. I like to think of my work as a type of soul music... not so much in style, but in essence. .... koji lik.. baš dosta slušam ova 2 albuma u zadnje vreme.. neverovatan glas.. a btw, za 2 dana ću imati priliku da gledam jednog od najvećih careva..

i treba da imaju. to je katatonija, a ne neki boys bend inače, bend je u Fascination Street studiju, završili su bubnjeve.. sve to ide dosta sporo zbog opeth-a, koji se zadržao mnogo duže nego što je bilo planirano.. valjda će uskoro da objave ime albuma i još neke sitnice.. ja očekujem album negde u zadnjem kvartalu godine...

aj ne lupajte.. jedan od najboljih albuma godine. ja sam oduševljen!