Adam_Davos

You haven't lived until you've slept off a potato hangover in a gig bag.

He's very lucky. It could have been a Samsung. You have to plant potatos? I thought they just... happened.

What a horrible way to live.

It's not Lemmy Sixx. His name is Scott Manning. He is Peyton Manning's cousin. They hate each other. Scott can't read because he ran away from home as a young child and lived in a guitar store. He hid and slept inside a bass drum during the day and would come out at night to play Megadeth and Dokken songs on the guitars. He ate only what he could find in the garbage bins, like chicken bones and pizza crusts. He still has all his baby teeth. On a necklace that he wears around his penis. He calls it Baron Von Bitecock. We don't ask him about it. This is Peyton Manning, in case you guys don't know about him. Scott's not really his cousin. And the baby teeth he wears aren't actually his. Ok, they are, but only because he paid good money for them. Enough about me! How are you guys doing?

This is just wrong on so many levels. I suppose I set you up for this, and so I deserved it. Well played.

Slovenian, actually. So who knows what he was doing with that stuff. We are still good friends with him. He writes us letters now. The new guy won't write letters if he is arrested for something. He cannot read. He tries hard though.

You guys are weird but I love you. Did I mention we got a new guitar player? The old one was arrested for stealing body parts from biohazard dumpsters behind hospitals. We never learned what he did with the parts. The new one doesn't steal body parts.

So much has changed. I... don't know this place anymore. I feel like I have returned home from a long voyage to discover my old house is now a gas station. With prostitutes. Who have herpes. Bad, bad, outbroken herpes. And crabs. Thank you guys. I now have crabs of the soul.

I've missed you guys - how is everyone doing?

I just wanted to drop back in and tell everyone that Grobodan has published our interview on Metal Sound. We think it went rather well and thank Grobodan for giving us the chance to talk to the Serbian audience.

I approve of this.

Yes, beer - the great thought scrambler. I am not even drunk right now. I think we may have to have a song about krmaca some day. Thank you! We intend to. You keep mentioning these gorgeous Serbian girls! We may need photographic evidence of this phenomenon, for the sake of cultural understanding. For getting drunk speedily and effectively I usually go for beers from Belgium, but I will definitely give this Serbian big obnoxious pig beer a try if I can! After all, we are Devils of Belgrade - not Devils of Bruges.

I appreciate the explanation! Though I wasn't worried - you can't expect to go through life making instrumental thrash prog and not have people think you are insane. He will have to get in line behind Herzegovina. Yes, we might have moved things around a bit. Didn't you know - rock can move mountains! We would like to come to Serbia someday. We are fascinated by Nikola Tesla - in America he doesn't get the proper recognition. Here we name schools and roads after Thomas Edison and people only hear about Tesla on The History Channel (tv). I am also fascinated by these cheap, giant bottles of beer. Tell me more about this. Apologies! I forgot to mention that the album is out now. You can listen to the whole thing here for free: devilsofbelgrade.bandcamp.com

Ok cool. I am going to send you a PM with a download code that you can redeem to download the album for free (since you are music press). Be sure to let your editor know I will be contacting him so he isn't surprised!

Thank you for the translation! I assure you that it is very true. The album comes out tomorrow (6/11/2010) and will be available for full download at devilsofbelgrade.bandcamp.com tomorrow morning (US time). We are having a CD release show here in Indianapolis, Indiana, USA with awesome bands - Devil to Pay, Lo-Pan, and Sleepbringer. I know about Metal Sound - it's a great site! We would be happy to give you an interview whenever you want. If you like, send me your email address and I will contact you to go over the details.

Thanks guys - we really do appreciate your support! I apologize - I do not understand! Can someone translate to English please?

Hello all! I'm back because I wanted to update you all about things that are happening with Devils of Belgrade. I hope there are still people here who remember this old thread! We are releasing a new album. We are calling the album Đavolja Varoš. This is the cover: You can hear some tracks from the album here: listn.to/devilsofbelgrade myspace.com/devilsofbelgrade For this album we decided to do a bit of a instrumental concept about a fictional combination of Djavolja Varos, the Red Well, the mountain of Radan, and Mother Petka. We wanted to honor the Serbian elements that gave us inspiration. Funny but true - the song "Svaka Vam Chast" was called that because of the post in this thread by Kwlt. No one in America will understand why we chose to do this. It's kind of our small gift to metal fans in Serbia. We sincerely hope that you like this record. We worked very hard on it. Thank you! -Adam Devils of Belgrade

Unfortunately that would be REALLY hard for us to do right now. We do not have a record label to help us with the travel costs... However if we did get to go to Europe some time in the future, we would try VERY HARD to get a show in Serbia! Maybe outdoors near Đavolja Varoš ....that would be so metal

for 570 dinars I will personally send a copy of our record to any Serb who wants one! Contact us through our MySpace for a mailing address and I will make this happen. ...or, you can wait for it to show up on a bittorrent.

Thank you! That's awesome. I DON'T WANT TO DIE Hahaha, no free DL or torrent for our album that I have found.. If you find one, let me know.. The record IS on iTunes, Amazon, Rhapsody.... take your pick. You can even go to our MySpace and purchase the CD via paypal.

Singer!! LOL. Wait until you hear the next record we are working on right now - no room for vocals!

Noted! Thanks...

I just can't deal with the translator anymore - I need to use my native English. I'm hoping that enough of you know it so that my words come across as intended. We really do appreciate the interest in our band, even if it's of a curious nature due mainly to our band name. It's pretty funny that a few of you express incredulity over me actually being in the band! - Lunar has it right, mostly. If you Google "devils of belgrade", YuMetal is at the bottom of the 2nd page. Not difficult to find! Believe me, we are not famous! Undergound bands like us will OFTEN google ourselves to see if we have received reviews or mentions, for reasons like this. I'm very glad I found YuMetal, and I'm glad that our European brothers are so open-minded when it comes to their music. As for Nicola Tesla - he was a Serb, and after he died, his ashes (cremation) were spread over the city of Belgrade. This is our inspiration for the name. Allow me to (attempt) to explain: Tesla was, of course, a brilliant man. Late in his life, however, he had fallen out of grace with the scientific community at the time. He is known to have been working on several very strange ideas and theories - things like "death rays" and flying spaceships with no engines. All of these ideas which were never accepted by mainstream society are his "devils." Hence, "Devils of Belgrade." I hope that clears up where we got the idea. Again, thanks! I hope my English comes across better than my Serbian!

Здраво! Моје име је Адам. Ја сам гитариста у бенду Devils of Belgrade. Ја се извињавамо за моје лоше граматике - Ја сам помоћу преводилац говорити свима вама. Београд је град од велике важности. Желимо му част са именом нашег бенда. Допустите ми да објасни.... Сматрамо највеће могуће поштовање Николе Тесле. Мислимо да није добио поштовање он заслужио кад је покушао да да бесплатну енергију за цео свет. Теслин сан је био убијен од стране похлепе и богати људи. Ми ццаст Тесла са нашим именом и нашу музику. Хвала вам за слушање наше пјесме. Надам се да ћете уживати њима!