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I have a Yahoo screen name which is female that I use to screw with people who message me trying to have cybersex whenever I'm bored... With this guy I decided to use Dream Theater references and go WAY OVERBOARD with them, but I think it's pretty funny stuff... The chat text has NOT been altered in any way. Enjoy!
yucelabi2000: hi
some_young_girl: Hello
yucelabi2000: how r u beauty
some_young_girl: I'm inspired and content, you?
yucelabi2000: u chat with age?
some_young_girl: yes, I don't care how old you are, even if you're 1928
yucelabi2000: ofcourse
some_young_girl: Speak To Me
yucelabi2000: wat do u do
some_young_girl: Listen to music
yucelabi2000: study?
some_young_girl: yes, I try every day with endless pride to make that grade, you?
yucelabi2000: i m at university
yucelabi2000: student
some_young_girl: Ahhh, just gotta Take the Time, ya know?
yucelabi2000: this mean finish
some_young_girl: sure does!
yucelabi2000: bye sexy u r the best
some_young_girl: are you leaving?
yucelabi2000: u say
yucelabi2000: u dont
some_young_girl: well, I'll live Another Day I suppose.
yucelabi2000: thxi
yucelabi2000: wanna ask any thing
some_young_girl: Yes, is there God in politicions?
some_young_girl: ?
yucelabi2000: sorry
yucelabi2000: explain that
some_young_girl: Nevermind, it's all about You, Not Me, here.... These Lines in the Sand are Burning my Soul Yuce...
I wish you could Take Away My Pain and Just Let Me Breathe for a minute, ya know?
yucelabi2000: ok
yucelabi2000: yes i believe god strongly
some_young_girl: Good, we've all made the Endless Sacrifice In the Name of God... It takes a lot to Honor Thy
Father... And I just pray that people take me As I Am, ya know?
yucelabi2000: yes
some_young_girl: Are you still with me?? you seem a little Vacant.
yucelabi2000: yes
yucelabi2000: all time
some_young_girl: Okay, I thought maybe you lost your Train of Thought
some_young_girl: Do you ever have a Strange Deja Vu Yuce?
yucelabi2000: de javu?
some_young_girl: You know... Regressions Beyond this Life where your Sprit Carries On and you're Finally Free?
some_young_girl: I'm sorry, if I seem superhuman I have been Misunderstood.
some_young_girl: Did you Disappear?
yucelabi2000: np i m here
some_young_girl: Okay, just wanted to make sure you're Awake
some_young_girl: What's the temperate there?
yucelabi2000: i m watch o u pic
yucelabi2000: 15 c
some_young_girl: it's only 6 Degrees here... And I have to go soon, so it seems that we're Losing Time.... I'm
tired and About To Crash, but could I have a Goodnight Kiss before I go?
yucelabi2000: me too
yucelabi2000: time is wat thr
some_young_girl: 6:00 (on a Christmas morning)... Don't be such a Silent Man next time we talk okay?? It's not like we were having a Great Debate or talking Erotomania or anything.
yucelabi2000: ok sexy i wont forget u
yucelabi2000: 10.34 pm here
some_young_girl: Okay well it's time to Pull Me Under the blankets and Wait For Sleep.... We will speak Another Day,
ok?
yucelabi2000: ok
yucelabi2000: i wann ask u r u virgin
some_young_girl: yes, my frail virgin mind will be watching the Crimson Sunrise tomorrow morning.
yucelabi2000: thx
yucelabi2000: care o u virginity
some_young_girl: Will you be my Miracle Yuce?
some_young_girl: please?
yucelabi2000: miracle yes
some_young_girl: k Great!!! we will now be known as "The Miricle and the Sleeper"... I'll let the Senator know...
BYE!!!
yucelabi2000: u go