Evil Spirit shrugs of taunting
Evil Spirit, an internet persona known on many heavy metal and hard rock related forums for bringing breaking news first to the masses, said that he will continue to do so, despite the ribbing he has been receiving recently from several of his internet comrades.
His detractors, who often make fun of him for being such a speedy herald, and who sometimes accuse him of having no life outside of heavy metal album release information, continued to cast dispersions his way, though Evil Spirit claims that he remains prudent in his tasks.
“Some people have yearly subscriptions to the New York Times or USA Today, I read blabbermouth religiously, what can I say.” Evil Spirit told the Beta new agency today.
In related news, a popular internet bully, Body Remover, used the phrase “you go girl” to show sarcastic and mocking approval of Evil Spirit’s life’s mission and is now being sued by Oprah Winfrey for copyright infringement.