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Everything posted by azal
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kako je lose da se prvi komiras na brutalnoj pijanci...ne znas sta te ceka.
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heavy metal is the law
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vracam se u high school....slusam Arch Enemy - Burning Bridges po 3 put veceras. vrh vrhova. solaza u Silver Wing...top 5 all time...skroz marty friedman... i ona doom pesma na kraju. vrh
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prevod (piti duplo manje) bez mene nema rock n roll-a.
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kaze mi Macan da je novi album konceptualan i da se zove "Leather Pinjatas and Pink Fish: A Gay Fanatasia" zvuci zanimljivo.
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katastrofa deda! oni su jedini stari prog rock bend koji je idalje progressive u pravom smislu. thrak i vroom su vrh albumi a The Power to Believe zvuci kao da je snimljen 2050 godine a ne 2003. KC, vrh svih vrhova.
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Band's bus driver arrested on porn charges The driver for the band Opeth is accused of having sex with a 16-year-old. Police suspect there are other victims. By SHANNON COLAVECCHIO-VAN SICKLER, Times Staff Writer Published November 14, 2005 TAMPA - The case against Leon R. Whitman started early Sunday, when a Tampa police officer on patrol near the Wyndham Westshore Hotel encountered a distraught 16-year-old who said she had just been pressured into having sex with Whitman. By Monday, police were working with FBI investigators to determine whether Whitman, a 47-year-old bus driver for a heavy metal band, had victimized other girls. They say more than 200 images seized from Whitman's digital camera suggest he did. "This thing started real small, and it just mushroomed," said Tampa police Det. Robert Parrish "There's going to be more victims." For now, Whitman is charged with three counts of pornography and two counts of unlawful sexual activity with the 16-year-old girl. He also is accused of interfering with custody of the teen, whose mother did not know she flew to Tampa on Saturday from her home in Michigan. Whitman, of Swartz Creek, Mich., is being held in the county jail in lieu of $33,000 bail. A tour bus driver for the band Opeth, he was in Tampa Bay because Opeth played at the State Theater in St. Petersburg on Saturday night. Whitman, a convicted cocaine trafficker, met the teen about a year ago in Michigan, Parrish said. He told the teen if she flew to Tampa, he would take pictures of her and help her land a job in Los Angeles, according to Parrish. Whitman promised the girl $600, and he offered to take her to Los Angeles on the band's bus, Parrish said. He said the band knew nothing about it. Saturday, Whitman picked the girl up at Tampa International Airport and brought her to his room at the Wyndham. There, he and the teen had sex, Parrish said. "She's in Tampa, she has no money, and he was controlling things," Parrish said. "She was a very naive girl." The girl left the room, shaken, and was walking near the Wyndham when a patrol officer spotted her. Whitman admitted to detectives that he knew the girl was underage, and he admitted he had sex with her, Parrish said. Investigators seized a video camera that contained footage of Whitman's sexual encounter with the girl, according to police. Whitman also had a digital camera, which Parrish found on Opeth's bus. Parrish said it contains about 240 pictures of seven to eight females, some of them obviously underage. Authorities also seized Whitman's computer, but they have not yet analyzed its contents. Based on Whitman's reaction when police took it, Parrish anticipates the computer contains more pornographic images that could lead to additional victims - and further charges. "He was very adamant," Parrish said. "He did not want me to touch his computer."
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ovaj zumpano lici malo na joey mcintyre-a.
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mozda ih zgotivi deki metalac jer uvek nose iste majce.
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izdali su prvi DVD "Drunk and Shitty in Every City"
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ali ubedljivo najbolji line u toj pesmi je "A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse"
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i am sofa king retard head you say funny thing.
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meni je Necro bzvz. Ima neku uzasnu govornu manu i nikakav flow. Ali je kul producent. Ali je Ill Bill dobar mc skroz.
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Little Known Chuck Norris Facts: 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. 3. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. 4. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. 5. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. 6. Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.* 7. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided. 8. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. 9. Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris. 10. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. 11. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". 12. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" 13. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. 14. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. 15. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 16. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. 17. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights. 18. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris." 19. At the end of each week, Chuck Norris murders a dozen white people just to prove he isn't a racist. 20. Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill. 21. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong. 22. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids. 23. Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change. 24. Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife. 25. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way. 26. Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face. 27. You remember when you were playing the game Oregon Trail and you came Christopher Cross the Snake River that was 2 foot deep, you decide to cross it and you lose 3 wagon wheels, one child and your wife was diagnosed with Parvo and they blamed it on Wagon Robbing Indians? Yeah that was Chuck Norris, he fucking robbed you, drowned your child with numchucks and gave your wife herpes. Chuck Norris Owns you. 28. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 29. Chuck Norris has every copy of National Geographic in his basement. He also has the ability to lift every single one of them at once. 30. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
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ludacris appreciation moment. Hi, my name's Ludacris and I'm high as girrafes (yeah) And im close to the edge so your parents can come push me I curse so much just to get on they nerves I got kids actin a fool from the traps to the birbs My filthy mouf it wont fight cavities or beat plaque So i shot the tooth fairy (aahhh) and took my old teeth back I'll take a shit on the equator, the size of a crater And make Government officials breath harder than Darth Vader Its the chicken & the beer that make Luda keep rappin But no pork on my fork i dont even speak pig Latin I go fishen on my lake wit some bitches to bake Plus i eat many MC's but i dont gain no weight The number 1 cheif rocker clean out your rap lockers Im as stiff as a board your more shook than maracas But my tricks aint for kids if you dig em' you'll get smaked I'll clap yah, i'll spring forward you far back (whoo) Every album that i drop has got more than ten bangers (yeah) Thats cause im a shot caller ya'll fools are crank yankers (bells) Aint a damn thing changed but the ice on my chain I get chicks from Portland Oregan to Portland Mayne Now i role up torpedoes, get blunted wit rastas For a hefty fee im on your record like Bob Castas (yeah) I own so many jerseys, im a throw-back mess I hit the cleaners an tell em' "i want a full court press" (owe) So mama toast yah glass while im countin my cash Cause every single is a smash, im hot as a camals ass (ha) The competition never just wanna admit that they lost And that they last about as long as my part in The Wash From your car to crack no one roles witchu One of MiniMe's shoes got more soul than you (ok) So by the time you figur out why your record aint spinnin Im in the strip club smokin, wit Presedent Clinton (cough cough cough) So stay of the long side-burns and gold teeth (teeth) They make the mold of the penis and larger off me (me) I'll be in another when i hit from the back (back) Not to mention my refridgerators taller than Shaq (yeah) So yippie ka ye yippie ya ya yo (yo), if you cant swim dont smoke my hydro (dro) I've been lookin for a woman just to put my stamp on But alotta ya'll are more stuck up than tampons (whoo) So wash all you sins away and stop playin (yeah) If God's line is busy you might have to two way him (uh hmm) And catch me in your back yard playin crokay And im drunk im tellin kids "drugs are bad umm-kay" Or watch me swing my chains at the Rascals of Peko Got seven cars get on my rims at chrome depo And people think im bad they say "ooh he's so evil" Cause i go on blind dates with actual blind people (owe) But my albums out the store, yours be on the shelf (uh hmm) I heard you masterbate alot so ya'll keep to yourself Cause these women want a man to stay up and stay strong Like the NBA, you gotta play hard or go home All that shit that ya'll talkin ya'll can pop it to them Cause Ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic limb I'll put so deep in your ass that you can smell it And your breath'll turn to Footlocker water repelant Im the man i got money far as the eyes can see And im in a group i split do wit me me and me So much money in my jury that im damn near sorry So ima trade my earings in, and get a Ferrari (whoo) I buy cars wit straight cash, have meetins wit Donald Trump Yall meet wit Honda, no payments for 12 months (uh huh) Take a look at your life and no wonder your so sad Ya'll put up wit more shit than a colostomy bag ha ha ha
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sparta su krsh. realno.
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sluzi svoju zemlju u pozarevcu.
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recenzija iz Washington Post-a...full respect. Kayo Dot When such bands as Led Zeppelin invented heavy metal, they were simply supercharging the blues, using vocals and guitar that sounded intimate even at extreme volume. Such contemporary art-metal groups as Kayo Dot, which performed Thursday at the Warehouse Next Door, treat heavy rock as a sort of chamber music, emphasizing the power and precision of the ensemble over individual expression. The Boston group could be described as the creature of Toby Driver, who composes the music, plays guitar and occasionally sings. Yet the band, which couldn't fit all eight of its members on the club's small stage, set up so that Driver was facing away from the audience. Kayo Dot permits solos but not star turns. The group played a 45-minute set that comprised three long pieces, two of them from its new album, "Dowsing Anemone With Copper Tongue." (That's another characteristic of chamber-metal outfits: They'd never stoop to titling anything "Whole Lotta Love.'') The pieces began quietly, with passages that featured samples, Mia Matsumiya's violin, Forbes Graham's array of horns or Driver's vocals, whose thinness was the group's most indie-rock aspect. Gradually, the music built to howling climaxes in which grinding guitars and galloping drums combined into an all-encompassing shriek. Not exactly a human shriek, though -- there was drama in the music but no theater in the performance. The effect resembled an orchestral performance of Wagner or Grieg: a skillful evocation of a tempest in which the performers stood outside the storm, untouched by wind or rain. -- Mark Jenkins
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ovo je pocelo da podseca na interfector temu.
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mozda smo pricali o kultnoj seriji "Knots Landing"