Dersu Uzala

Kee Marcello je fuckin' roditeljpovlakastaratelj za Noruma. A i ja sam aktuelan u pizdu materinu.

Pa, nema tak'ih. 'de to ima? Nema.

To su price za malu decu iz Politikinog Zabavnika. Lik je riknuo po svemu sudeci od tifoidne groznice. Drugo, da su oni partijali koliko im se pripisuje po narodu, ne znam kako bi stigli da ceo svet peske osvoje u 12 godina. Alo bre, pa ti likovi su bili u pokretu dan i noc. Partijali su jednom u mesec dana verovatno, sto je mnogo manje od, jel'da nekih od nas. Kad odrade posao. A trebalo je sipciti potrepstine i marvu po celom znanom svetu, pa onda u bitku, dan za danom. Kad nesto osvoje, malo se provesele. Cuj, malo. Osvojis neki lep grad, a cura, klope i vina koliko hoces. Nema pokreta dok se to ne izgustira (sem ako nisu Nemci na Dunavu). Pre par meseci je riknuo neki lik, u Amerigi, napio se vode. Valjda neko glupo takmicenje. Popio, pitaj kurca, mozda 15 litara za neko vreme. Da li sat, da li pola. Rikno nacisto.

Pa da. Dark Star je ladno njegov najjaci film. I jedna od najjacih crnih komedija ikada. Ko voli Alan Ford-a i te fore. Film ima zilion fora, moras da ga gledas jedno pet puta na razlicitim travama . Jedna od jacih fora je kad lik provali da je zaboravio kako se preziva, toliko su dugo u svemiru a svi se zovu po imenu ili nadimku. Onda ode do 'information bay-a', ubaci traku u kompjuter i pocne da gleda video logove (dnevnike) od prvog dana kad su krenuli na misiju. H-a-v-a-r-i-j-a. O sceni u liftu da i ne pricam. Film je opsta havarija. Ali obavezno, dobro duvanje prvo. Jebiga, studenCki film, zahteva.

To je samo taj Mk IIc+ model koji i neces naci u radnji. Prestali su sa proizvodnjom pre 20 i kusur godina i moze da se kupi samo koriscen (neke radnje doduse drze koriscenu robu, dakako). Good luck. U radnji sigurno imaju RoadKing-a i Mk IV. Probaj njih prvo.

Jes' ti pogledao one linkove sto ostavih juce? Tako se pije zeleni caj. Kakvo crno lisce.

I crni i oolong. Svi cajevi se dobijaju od jedne iste biljke. Caja. Biljka se zove caj. Biljka, ne napitak nego biljka.

I nisam neki ljubitelj caja, ali ove fore obozavam. Hipnotisuce. Mogao bi svaki dan ovako da pijem. Malo duza. Gledao sam svojevremeno neku bakicu koja je kod kuce siva eminencija za te stvari. Ono sto je Bruce Lee za sibanje, onaj je za spravljanje caja. Pure fuckin' zen.

Pa, pazi ovako jarane, posto niko ne cita postove (sa paznjom) Dual Rectifier je izasao na trziste 1992. (krenuli su tek 1989. u dizajn na papiru). Znaci to nije thrash kasnijih osamdesetih. Ili Marshall, ili ako vec hoces 'ono pravo' sto su koristili americki thrash metalci, Mesa Boogie Mark IIc, Mark IIc+ ili Mark III. Na zalost, iako ubiVa, Mark IV jopet nije izasao do pred sam kraj decenije (mislim '89.) tako da i on otpada. Znaci, sto se Mesa Boogie-ja tice strogo, zanima te ovim redom (sve cene su u Amerigi): i) Mk IIc+ (najredji, i najskuplji, ne pravi se vec 23 godine, cene koriscenih matoraca dostizu i do 4500$, ali su retko ispod 2000$, zavisno od opcija koje su ugradjene - graficki EQ, Simul-class opcija, Reverb, custom kucista i kabineti). Ovo je Holy Grail i svirala ga je recimo Metallica od Master Of Puppets do pre neku godinu. To je TAJ zvuk. ii) Mk IIc (mnogo jeftiniji od prethodnog, jos redji, da se naci izmedju 1200$ i 1800$, zavisno od gore navedenih opcija; ne pravi se vec 25 godina...neki ljudi preferiraju Mk IIc u odnosu na MkIIc+. MkIIc dan danas Boogie moze u fabrici da 'prebudzi' u MkIIc+, tako da ga uvek ima smisla pazariti. Koriste identicnu stampanu plocu, kojih nema vise na lageru, i samo se IIc da prebudziti u IIc+ za oko 200$-250$. Tako prebudzeni Mk IIc u MkIIc+ kosta 20-25% manje od Mk IIc+ koji je izasao kao takav iz radnje, jer su mu kolekcionari nabili cifru...hoce sve original. Inace, jednom prebudzen, nema apsolutno nikakve razlike u elektricnom pogledu, rade identicno. Identicno. Podvlacim, identicno. Identicne su elektricne sheme ovom prebudzenom i originalnom, ali kolekcionari su kreteni pa nas karaju i dizu svima cenu, jebo im pas mater...to su likovi koji i ne sviraju nego ulazu pare.) iii) Mk III (dzaba, biju ko nece, mada u nedostatku prethodnih na trzistu i njemu cena raste; za razliku od prethodnika ima prava 3 cela kanala, prethodni imaju clean i ritam plus push-lead, na dugmence ali to svira preko ritam kanala; mos se nadje za od 600$-1600$, zavisno od opcija) iv) Mk IV (uvek sjajan izbor, ne pravi se ni on od pre nekoliko mesec, sad izlazi Mk V...skuplji od svih prethodnih generalno, sem od Mk IIc+ koji je pored ostalog i collectors item, znaci cena ce mu samo ici navise) iv) Dual Rectifier (sta reci, svi znate sve o ovoj napravi) Odes na Youtube pa tamo ukucaj u pretragu: "Mesa Boogie Mk IIc+" (i ove druge naravno, redom). Doduse, vecina likova niti zna da svira niti su se profi snimili, ali skapiraces ti kako to zvuci bas po tim spavacim sobama i preko cell-phone kamere ili web kamere. Onda samo zamisli kako to zvuci kad dodje covek ko ja i namesti da ga jebe panaije i jede malu decu.

Yawn . Eto ti sad. Ne, nije. Wrongo.

Ocigledno ne znas. Drac i dracul znace zmaj. Dracului je dativ od zmaja. Zmaj se koristi kao djavo u prenesenom smislu, od pojave onog Vlada Tepesa II, koji je bio sam 'djavo' a iz viteskog reda Zmajeva je. E, sad znas.

Bole njega...

Tomejto, tomato. Ne secam se nikakvog Elijadea.

'Ne zelim da budem clan udruzenja koje za svoje clanove ima osobe kao sto sam ja'.

Mrzi me, elem... Tsung-Dao Lee, Nobel laureate in Physics, December 10, 1957 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tsung-Dao Lee's Address to the University Students on the Evening of December 10, 1957 (Stockholm, Sweden) Ladies and Gentlemen: Representing all the laureates of this year I wish to thank you for arranging this delightful occasion. While all of us are happy about our own works, we realize that trying to understand the infinite wonders of nature with our limited human intellect is a story that has no ending. In connection with this I would like to tell you a little tale, taken from a Chinese novel, called "Hsi Yin Chi". It's about a monkey. This monkey, unlike other monkeys, was born out of a rock, and consequently he was very very intelligent. He happened to realize this himself - and that's how the whole thing started. He began to grow ambitious. First he wanted to become the king of the monkeys. This he achieved with no difficulty at all.But soon he grew tired of being a monkey - of being even the king of the monkeys. Now he wanted to learn the ways of men. After years and years of studying human habits and behavior, he was able to dress like a man and talk like a man - indeed, he even managed to look like a man. But again he was dissatisfied. Now he wanted to learn the ways of the gods. He went to the holy mountain, and after centuries and centuries of hard study and difficult research he did learn the ways of the gods. Indeed, he was able to acquire great magic power. He knew, for instance, how to travel 108,000 miles by one single jump. So he decided to jump for heaven, - and he reached it in half a jump. There he demanded the position of a god. The emperor of the gods at first tried to ignore him, but the monkey was so persistent, that the emperor yielded and granted him the position of a god together with the title "The great saint". But again the monkey grew dissatisfied. Now he wanted to be not only a god - but the king of heaven. The emperor of the gods had no choice. He was forced to fight the monkey, - and he did. But the monkey defeated the whole army of heaven. As a last resort the emperor of the gods asked the help of the great Buddha. The Buddha came. He told the monkey that in order to become the king of heaven one ought to have some special qualifications. The Buddha opened his hand and said to the monkey: "If you want to be the king of heaven, you must be able to jump into my palm - and then out again." The monkey looked at the Buddha, who was, say 100 feet tall. "I can travel 108,000 miles in one jump", he said to himself, "and this will be an easy way indeed of becoming the king of heaven." So he jumped into Buddha's palm - and then made a big jump trying to get out. To be on the safe side, he kept on jumping. After millions and millions of years of jumping, the monkey began to feel a little tired. Finally he reached a place, which had five huge, pinkish columns. He thought that this must certainly be the boundary of the universe - the columns marking its very limit. He was very excited about this, and at the foot of the middle column he wrote: "The king of heaven was here." and very gay and very happy he started to jump back. At long last he reached the place from which he had started, and he proudly demanded to be the king of heaven. The Buddha then, with his other hand, lifted the monkey up, pointed down into the open palm and showed him, just where his middle finger began, some tiny, tiny little words in the monkey's writing: "The king of heaven was here." Since then there is in Chinese a saying: "Jump as you may, it is not possible to jump out of the Buddha's palm." In our search for knowledge we may be making rapid progress. But we must remember that even at the bottom of the Buddha's finger we are still very far from absolute truth.

Bolje da prevedem, prvo.

Ne iz mog iskustva. Vidis, ja ih sve znam na stotine. Radio sam sa svima njima. Ima ih cool, ali Jermeni su previse slicni nama (znaci bedak) a arapi su jos grdji od nas. Ne znaci da su bilo jedni bilo drugi glupi ili zli. Kod mene samo ne kotiraju visoko narodi koji su slicni nama. Tacka.

Sefe, mislih se, ionako si maltene sve filmove naveo. Dzoni je puk'o odavno. Ne znam koji mu je, a moj najomiljeniji reziser svih vremena je bio jedno 4-5 godina. Izmedju 'Stanice' i Zvezde, pa tamo do 'Thingie'. Sve ove godine kasnije hocu da ga 'propustim kroz prste'. Odlepio covek.

To je zato sto nisi pogledao 'Dark Star'. A gde je "Napad na policijsku stanicu br. 13"?

I carapama. Ja sam to u zurbi saljivo. No sad, kad bolje razmislim, Jermeni mi nikako nisu cool narod. Naprotiv. Arapi su jos i gori. Iranci su ok, Iranci su cool. Vrlo cool.

Idi do zmaja.

Dobar nekad bese Zemaitis pre nego je Tony (Zemaitis) umro. Nego, ove sto sam ja postavio sam sve i svirao. A i pravi ih jedan te isti ortak, ovaj sto pravi Dutjina 'Delta-Krila'. Ima taj toga koliko hoces. Pa on svaku gitaru koju napravi, remek delo je. Talentovan mladac.

Zbog hriscanskog Uskrsa je pravljen ovaj noviji hriscanski kalendar koji neki nasi pravoslavni hriscani ne gotive. Sta zna dete sta je musaka.

Obojica ste, da protite, degenerici. Pazi sad, Jermeni su vam cool likovi. More mars, bre...tamo....

Onaj ko ne zna, i ne zna da ne zna, taj je glup - kloni ga se. Onaj ko ne zna, i zna da ne zna, taj je dete - nauci ga. Onaj ko zna, i ne zna da zna, taj spava - probudi ga. Onaj ko zna, i zna da zna, taj je mudar - sledi ga. ~ Dersu Uzala (drevna istocna mudrost)