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lemmy sixx

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  1. lemmy sixx replied to Baal's topic in Sport
    Smorio je vise.
  2. lemmy sixx replied to Јарослав's topic in Sport
    Za Beniteza mozes to reci,ali za Reinu nikako.Vadio ih je iz govana samo tako,da nije bilo njega dobili samo bi od Juventusa dobili 6-7 komada. I nije samo benitez kriv,Napoli je kara banana od tima.Imaju par dobrih igraca,ali sve ostalo su pajseri,pogotovo odbrana.
  3. lemmy sixx replied to Јарослав's topic in Sport
    Da,sve trci da dodje u Italiju,pogotovo u raspali Milan.Ajde malo realnosti Trlaja.
  4. Za brata Dovlu:
  5. lemmy sixx replied to Јарослав's topic in Sport
    Ko nije video golove: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN19HCn9RUA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcEEFkYwNWk Sprdanje. No,kao sto rece M-16,to je derbi,nema tu sramote nikakve.Ono sto je sramotno su sve ostale utakmice koje je Milan odigrao ove sezone.Podhitna rekonstrukcija celog sistema.Da ne zavrsi Trlaja kao Dovla narkoman,ili kao ja alkoholicar.
  6. lemmy sixx replied to Јарослав's topic in Sport
    Jebiga Trlaja,lizete jaja.
  7. lemmy sixx replied to Јарослав's topic in Sport
    Istina.Svi oni popiju 3 komada od Juventusa lagano.Jebes takvu ligu. Ocekujem danas pobedu.
  8. 1.Enthrone 2.Puritanical 3,Spiritual 4.Stormblast 5.Ciribuciriba
  9. Uz Enthrone,meni njihov omiljeni album.Vrh vrhova.Kada nakon introa krene Blessings,pa jebote zivot!
  10. Ajde odjebi cigansturo.
  11. Ma kupice to neko na yumu,skenirati i podeliti ekipi.
  12. Prelistavam malo temu,da vidim sta se desava sa njima jer ih ne pratim godinama i naletim na ovo: Jebote zivot,kakav post! Sjajno! Samo napred Jaroslave,urezi naopaki krst u podlakticu i unistavaj!
  13. lemmy sixx replied to a post in a topic in Deep Vault
    TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga} SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull. SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. A GREEK CORPORATION You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds, dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds. You still only have two cows. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive...
  14. NBA

    lemmy sixx replied to Baal's topic in Sport
    Jebote zivot,ko da ima Daunov sindrom.Katastrofa.Ali cini mi se da se negde citao da ima neku retku bolest.
  15. A ti da otkrijes kvalitetno podjebavanje.
  16. Ajde ne seri,cigansturo.
  17. Pa jebote,da li su oni normalni?!? Ko im jebe mater,skinuce se sken.
  18. Gece je kurac.
  19. lemmy sixx replied to Grobodan's topic in Heavy metal
    Malo.Rekao mi pevac da su prodali 200 karata.Ja mislim da bi i kod nas bez problema skupili toliko.
  20. lemmy sixx replied to Baal's topic in Sport
    A konkurencija mu je bila zaista zajebana...
  21. Jebo te srbin siromasne posred et d gejca.
  22. Isto kao sto je Gece izdao. Levandovski nije,SAMO MU PUMPAJU CIJENU ZA SITI JADAN!!!!
  23. To bi bilo sjajno...ali nebitno,gde god da dodju idem da ih gledam.
  24. PUMPAJU ZA SITI JADAN!

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