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Mnogo te volem? Grobe, imas obozavateljku.

A osecam da je preslusala Dark Medieval Times i The Shadowthrone...

Ne lice, vec guza

Izlazim ja sa aerodroma u Parizu i vidim drugaricu sa kojom je trebalo da se nadjem i viknem "Bonjour Trieste!" Francuzi okolo se smrzli, blenu u mene :)

Recenice su genijalne Evo zbirka: GLaDOS * [after the player has completed several puzzles] "Unbelievable! You, [subject Name Here] must be the pride of [subject Hometown Here]!" * [in a room flooded with acid] "Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an "unsatisfactory" mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!" * "Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out." * "The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it." * "The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once. As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact: The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here]." * "The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all." * "Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!" * [at the end of the sixteenth test chamber, an android testing course] "Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell [is] a real place where you [will] be sent at the first sign of defiance." * "I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I WILL kill you. I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone." * [at the end of the eighteenth and final test chamber] "Congratulations. The test is now over. All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence. Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. Goodbye." * "Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like [in a mocking tone] "NO WAY!" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you"? That was great!" * "Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to happen. You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in five, four... [Morality core falls off GLaDOS] Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise. I've never seen it before. Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... by myself... because you'll be dead." * "Good news. I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters." * [about the morality core] "That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it." * "All right. Keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing. Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go." * "That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero." * "You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?" * "Are you trying to escape? [chuckles] Things have changed since you last left the building. What's going on outside will make you wish you were back in here. I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside." * "I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. "Shall not be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too." * "Speaking of curiosity, you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what? I know! You're going to find out first-hand before I can finish telling you, though, so I won't bother. I'll give you a hint: you're going to want to pack as much living as you possibly can into the next couple of minutes." * "'[fake-coughing] Neurotoxin... so deadly... Choking... [laughs] Kidding! When I said "deadly neurotoxin," the deadly was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes, honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me. You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny." * "So you think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is [glitches] ten! [reverts back] In base 4! I'm fine!" * "Did you just stuff that Aperture Science "Thing-We-Don't-Know-What-It-Does" into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator!? That has got to be the dumbest thing that...woe...wooooooe...[malfunction noise]" A ona pesmica na kraju mi je himna "And when you're old I'll be still alive... And when you're dying I'll be still alive... And when you're dead I'll be still alive..." :)

So what? Mi gejevi hocemo CD.

Za ovo cu te prozivati do kraja zivota

Mislim da ovde ulazis u logicki problem. Bog je STVORIO vreme, dakle ne moze on dobiti zelju u jednom vremenskom trenutku. A posto nije bilo vremena, onda ne mozemo govoriti o "promeni" iz nase perspektive, jer ona uvek podrazumeva dva razlicita stanja u dva razlicita vremena.

Ako bi se na ovo islo organizovano...

Sto bre? Aj da sam rekao Alias, pa i da razumem

Imam ja to reizdanje, morao sam u iTunesu sve da cukam iznova... Mog iznenadjenja kad sam pustio Starforsaken, a krenula Dreamscape, usrao sam se da su izbacili pesmu

U jebote, to sam zaboravio, da mi je Goxy pipao taj disk. Nema nista od prodaje.

Ne iz hriscanske, nego iz tvoje

Pored toga sto ti je logika na izuzetno tankim nogama, ovo nije ni tacno. NIJE svaka muzika zabava niti je SVIMA zabava - to zavisi od licnosti, ko sta slusa i kako dozivljava. Britney Spears je zabava. Watain je umetnost.

Ako su ovo hottest chicks in metal, onda jebes metalke.

Bogami, cu i sebi da kupim jedan, preciznije, uzecu ovaj, a tebi cu da kupim novi

Timeo hominem unius libri, najpametnija latinska izreka

Najstrasniji In Flames ripoff.

Ja bih rekao da su Ameri

Pa jes. Ionako ce vredeti stotine dolara na ebayu za koju godinu Iskreno, ja se ne bih bunio da malo smanje treble na RDC

Skoci ti jos jednom i nemoj nista da se brines.

Zasto da ne? Prodati stari Rabid sa jadnim bukletom za novi digipack sa fotkama, liner notes i 2 bonus pesme koje jedva nadjes i na netu, a kamoli na originalu? Kult.

Meni je to kao klincu bilo zanimljivo, ali sad mi je retardirano...

Imam i ja, al cu da ih prodam ^^

To ti je turbo-pravoslavlje.