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  • 3 weeks later...
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altar hi res fotke

kliknite na malu fotku, linovana je na veliku.

fotke su ogromne, ne zajebavajte se vi koji ste na dialupu, vi gledajte ove malecke.

 

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  • 1 month later...
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dakle.. najbolji letter of the month ubedljivo..

 

a long request for a straight answer

 

Dear Terrorizer,

 

How art thou? I have a very simple question to ask, but unfortunately this particular question requires half my life story, so here goes!

 

I live in the west of Ireland and I grew up listening to metal. In my younger years I only bought Metal Hammer and Kerrang!, Terrorizer was hard to find and even if you could find it we considered it a lunatic magazine! However, as I grown older (I'm 29) I've found myself abandoning the others in favour of yours truly. I'm convinced that if I'm going to find any decent kind of new mental music I'll find it in Terrorizer.

 

Now, contrary to popular belief the music scene in Ireland absolutely and completely sucks big off giant megalithic stone age donkey balls. The metal scene here is so far underground you need a miner's helmet to find it, but although I'm part of it, the lack of venues and a 90 per cent redneck population ensures that any progress will be snail-like.

 

So where the fuck am I going with this? Terrorizer is my only guide to what's happening in the world concerning metal, without it, basically I'd be fucked. I like my dark/doom/goth/drone etc, as much as the next human time-bomb and was surprised to see the new SunnO))) album on the shelves and I bought it right away based on your reviews. Imagine my surprise/horror when I put it on and heard the absolute spazz-magnet that spewed forth from my speakers! I had to read the review again I was so confused and I was gonna write in and complain, much like I'm doing now, but I said, no, no Paddy, don't be a cunt, don't be like them other wee bastards who write in and complain every time they don't agree with something, so I didn't.

 

Then, I bought Khanate's new release, again based on your review and lo and behold another complete and utter pile of cock poo. I'm not saying your reviews were wrong, I'm not saying I disagree with your revies, your reviews were spot-fucking-on, but what fucks me off is the things you don't say, the things you casually fail to mention. For instance, if you'd ended the SunnO))) review with the "P.S. There are no fucking drums on this album whatsoever, and fuck all much else," I wouldn't have wasted twenty quid on it. If you'd ended the Khanate review with, "It's the same fucking child-like riff for half a cunting hour," again I could have wasted my cash on something else, drink/drugs/porn, etc.

That SunnO))) album is taking the piss, your review for that was like trying to sell a car but failing to mention that the car has no wheels. Just tell the whole story, whether it affects album sales or not, 'cos obviously it does. I wonder how many other people bought those albums after reading your reviews and ended up vomiting all over themselves?

 

So finally I'll get to my poxy question. Based on your reviews, I WAS going to buy the new Earth album, 'Hex...'. Now, in plain fucking English, is it the same bastard riff over and over again with little or no variation? I don't care how surreal it is, how cool or dark, I don't want to know what it "feels like to have a glacier slide over" me or what it feels like to be "trapped under a gradually cooling lava flow". For fuck's sake!!! IS IT A PILE OF SHIT OR NOT?!! 'Cos if I waste another jobbyfest like the last two, I will kill myself and anyone else within a 35-yard radius! Jesus, yez work in a music magazine it shouldn't be too difficult. Thank Christ for the free CD!

Paddy The Cunt, Donegalway, via email

 

 

(odgovor redakcije)

Some might say that the Earth album could have been recorded by a depressed, dribbling village idiot with a memory span of five seconds for all the variation in the riffs played at a rate that would make a Sufi weep with boredom. But we reckon it's an equilibrium-inducing, edge-of-the-world-evoking elegy that feels like having the back of your retina burned away by the last ever sunset. On balance, I reckon you'll love it.

 

morao sam ovde da postavim da ga ne bih svaki put trazio

 

:)

Posted

hahahahahhaha

 

znaci lik je car

 

the things you casually fail to mention. For instance, if you'd ended the SunnO))) review with the "P.S. There are no fucking drums on this album whatsoever, and fuck all much else," I wouldn't have wasted twenty quid on it.

 

 

:D:D:D

  • 3 weeks later...
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Meni je Altar bukvalno cudo od muzike. Istina, vise Boris no sunnO))). Ali bolesno odlicna kolaboracija ovih giganata i opasnih gostujucih muzicara.

 

Iskreno, uvek sam vise voleo Boris zbog njihove stilske raznolikosti, ali i sunnO))) kao velike magove zvuka.

 

Inace, posto je neko i ovo spomenuo, Earth - HEX: Or Printing In The Infernal Method, mogu reci da je album remek delo koje od sveg srca preporucujem. Kao i sve sto su Earth ikada odsvirali. Labradford (koje takodje obozavam) sam slusao godinama daleko pre Eartha, ali vec tri godine sam presrecan jer slusam Earth, pravi metalski Labradford.

 

 

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Zar ovo nije drone metal? Trebalo bi ga na doom podforum, kao Earth. Imam Black One i izvinjavam se onima koji ovo obožavaju što ne kapiram poentu takve muzike.

 

 

tacno tako.

E,a znas li Vlado,da zahvaljujuci meni imas taj album?

mislim,pod usovom da ti ga je Vlada (onaj '86) prosledio..:D

 

Mislim,ako budem stavio koment da mi je ovo apsolutno nejasno i da ne vidim poentu ove,hm nazovi muzike,dobicu odgovore tipa: "ma,vi ste svi maloumni za suno))))"

",idi kuci slusaj cradle of filth"

",teski su za razumevanje sinko and that... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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