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monti pajtons flajing srkes :evotigana:

imam sve dugometrazne, par imam i na originalu

 

skeceve nisam gledao toliko mnogo ali ne verujem da zaostaju u kvalitetu za filmovima

 

sta reci na njihov racun osim da su carevi

Posted

Pajtonovci su prvenstveno skevhevi. Ali moram opet reci da su filmovi neprikosnoveni sto se tiche uzivanja. Milina je gledati pajtonovce u cugu 2 sata.

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

Evo i jednog kog niste pomenuli... kad sam ovo prepricavao dvojici drugova pre koncerta Guardiana, samo sam primetio da se ljudi u okolini drze za stomak i kidaju od smeha :) (...hmmm... mislim da su prisluskivali)

 

Michelangelo: Good evening, your Holiness.

Pope: Evening, Michelangelo. I want to have a word with you about this painting of yours, "The Last Supper."

Michelangelo: Oh, yeah?

Pope: I'm not happy about it.

Michelangelo: Oh, dear. It took me HOURS.

Pope: Not happy at all.

Michelangelo: Is it the jello you don't like?

Pope: No.

Michelangelo: Ah, no, I know, they do have a bit of colour, don't they? Oh, I know, you don't like the kangaroo?

Pope: What kangaroo?

Michelangelo: No problem, I'll paint him out.

Pope: I never saw a kangaroo!

Michelangelo: Uuh...he's right in the back. I'll paint him out! No sweat, I'll make him into a disciple.

Pope: Aah.

Michelangelo: All right?

Pope: That's the problem.

Michelangelo: What is?

Pope: The disciples.

Michelangelo: Are they too Jewish? I made Judas the most Jewish.

Pope: No, it's just that there are twenty-eight of them.

Michelangelo: Oh, well, another one will never matter, I'll make the kangaroo into another one.

Pope: No, that's not the point.

Michelangelo: All right. Well, I'll lose the kangaroo. Be honest, I wasn't perfectly happy with it.

Pope: That's not the point. There are twenty-eight disciples!

Michelangelo: Too many?

Pope: Well, of course it's too many!

Michelangelo: Yeah, I know that, but I wanted to give the impression of a real last supper. You know, not just any old last supper. Not like a last meal or a final snack. But you know, I wanted to give the

impression of a real mother of a blow-out, you know?

Pope: There were only twelve disciples at the last supper.

Michelangelo: Well, maybe some of the others came along afterw...

Pope: There were only twelve altogether.

Michelangelo: Well, maybe some of their friends came by, you know?

Pope: Look! There were just twelve disciples and our Lord at the last supper. The Bible clearly says so.

Michelangelo: No friends?

Pope: No friends.

Michelangelo: Waiters?

Pope: No.

Michelangelo: Cabaret?

Pope: No!

Michelangelo: You see, I like them, they help to flesh out the scene, I could lose a few, you know I could...

Pope: Look! There were only twelve disciples at...

Michelangelo: I've got it! I've got it! We'll call it "The Last But One Supper"!

Pope: What?

Michelangelo: Well there must have been one, if there was a last supper there must have been a one before that, so this, is the "Penultimate Supper"! The Bible doesn't say how many people were there, does it?

Pope: No, but...

Michelangelo: Well there you are, then!

Pope: Look! The last supper is a significant event in the life of our Lord, the penultimate supper was not! Even if they had a conjurer and a mariachi band. Now, a last supper I commissioned from you, and a last supper I want! With twelve disciples and one Christ!

Michelangelo: ONE!!!???

Pope: Yes one! Now will you please tell me what in God's name possessed you to paint this with three Christs in it?

Michelangelo: It works, mate!

Pope: Works?

Michelangelo: Yeah! It looks great! The fat one balances the two skinny ones.

Pope: There was only one Redeemer!

Michelangelo: Ah, I know that, we all know that, what about a bit of artistic license?

Pope: A one Messiah is what I want!

Michelangelo: I'll tell you what you want, mate! You want a bloody photographer!

That's you want. Not a bloody creative artist to crease you up...

Pope: I'll tell you what I want! I want a last supper with one Christ, twelve disciples, no kangaroos, no trampoline acts, by Thursday lunch, or you don't get paid!

Michelangelo: Bloody fascist!

Pope: Look! I'm the bloody pope, I am! May not know much about art, but I know what I like!

Posted

Pa da, posto nije hteo da je naslika kako bi trebalo, onda je Papa unajmio Lea :)

 

Svima moram da preporucim sledecu stvar "Live at the Hollywood Bowl". i "Life of Python - 30th Anniversary". "Live at the Hollywood Bowl" i "Life of Python - 30th Anniversary"; "Life of Python - 30th Anniversary" i "Live at the Hollywood Bowl".

 

Svima moram da preporucim sledece dve stvari: "Life of Python - 30th Anniversary" i "Live at the Hollywood Bowl". I Grahamovu sahranu - memorijalni govor J.Cleesa.

 

Svima moram da preporucim tri...

  • 1 month later...
Posted

Legende, kraljevi, neponovljiva ekipa...

Sa drugarima sam provodio sate prepricavajuci skeceve i scene iz njihovih filmova.

Obozavam engleski humor, a oni su bili genijalni.

Preporucio bih i South Park tribute to Monty Python :D

Posted

Odgledao sam Hollywood Bowl i naravno, opet sam se smejao do suza. :)

Koji su to likovi. :)

Izveli su uzivo Wink, wink, nudge, nudge skech. :)

Posted

I funny walk. Nemoj to da zaboraviš!

Imam taj Hollywood bowl odavno, poprilično često ga gledam.

Obožavam ih...

 

Posted

Evo da vam kazem sta je sa njima sada...

Nakon poslednjeg filma "Smisao zivota Montija Pajtona" koji su snimili 1983. godine, svako odlazi na svoju stranu. Cepmen umire 1989. godine, a poslednja zelja, bila mu je da ima pajtonovsku sahranu. Ajdl i Kliz su se odselili u Kaliforniju, Gilijam je rezirao filmove poput "Brazila" i "Dvanaest majmuna", a Dzons pise za "Gardijan". Pelin po svetu snima putopisne dokumentarce za BBC. :da:

 

 

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