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S obzirom da pise "Jedno dete gratis" (znas ono tipa- tri platis, jedan proizvod dobijes gratis (ajd da ti nacrtam, ako se ne secas)), onda jeste njihov fail :P Nije im na odmet da malo bolje formulisu recenicu :P

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Uhvatili vanzemaljci tri coveka i odveli ih na ispitivanje...

 

Pitaju prvog zemljanina, Engleza, odakle je, on kaze da je iz Londona. Vanzemaljci: "Mozda mi imamo neki drugaciji naziv, opisi nam to mesto". On prica Big Ben, Bakingemska Palata, Vembli itd itd, oni kao nemaju pojma.

Pitaju drugog zemljanina, Francuza, odakle je, on kaze da je iz Pariza. Vanzemaljci: "Mozda mi imamo neki drugaciji naziv, opisi nam to mesto". On prica Ajfelov Toranj, Trujumfalna kapija, Luvr, Sen Deni itd itd, oni isto nemaju pojma.

Pitaju treceg, Srbina: "Odakle si"? Kaze on iz Zemuna, a vanzemaljac ce: Ne seri, tebra, znas Kizu?

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"I will not be your father!"

 

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There is no dark side of the humor, really. As a matter of fact it's just plain stupid.

 

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Hard indeed...

 

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Obvious pussy is obvious. With a claws.

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