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Jedan mladi katolicki svestenik bio je tako nervozan da pre prve mise nije mogao ni rec da progovori, pa upita biskupa za savet. Ovaj mu rece: 'sledeci put popij casu vode sa 2 kapi votke i osecaces se mnogo slobodnije' posle toge svestenik se osecao tako dobro da ga nista nije moglo uznemiriti. Nakon povratka doceka ga cedulja sa biskupovom porukom: - Postovani, rekao sam 2 kapi votke u vodu, a ne obratno. I jos nekoliko saveta: nije potrebno stavljati kriske limuna na rub pehara. Ormar pored oltara je ispovedaonica, a ne wc. Ne poslanjajte se vise na kip device marije, ne grlite je i ne ljubite. Postoji 10 zapovesti, a ne 12, 12 je apostola, a ne 7. nijedan od njih nije bio patuljak. isusa i njegove ucenike ne zovemo J.C and Co. David je pobedio Golijata prackom i kamenom, nije ga umlatio i prosuo mu mozak. Judu ne nazivamo kurvinim sinom. Papu ne zovemo El Padrino. Bin laden nema veze sa isusovom smrcu. Sveta vodica sluzi sa posvecivanje, a ne osvezavanje ispod pazuha. Ne sedi se ispred oltara i ne stavlja se noga na bibliju. Hostija nije grickalica uz vino, vec za vernike. Gresnici idu u pakao, a ne u picku materinu. Onaj u cosku, pored zbora, kojeg ste nazvali pederom i tranvestitom u suknji bio sam ja... na kraju se kaze amin, a ne fajront.

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Jedna od najboljih serija ikad:

 

Obožavam je... jedino prvi serijal nije nešto (pošto i Crni Guja nema taj iskvareno-inteligentni) karakter.

Gledao sam je toliko puta, da znam skoro sve dijaloge napamet. :haha:

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Haha, isti slucaj. Samo sto ja podjednako volim sve serijale (ukljucujuci i prvi) kao i onih nekoliko carskih bonus epizoda.

 

A sto se tice dijaloga, prvi koji mi pada na pamet:

 

 

Flashheart: Always treat your plane like you treat your woman!

 

George: How do you mean sir? You mean to take her at home for weekend to hang out with our parents?

 

Flashheart: No! I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!

 

:bigblue:

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kad smo vec quotujemo blackadder-a:

 

A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mudwrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a stack of French porn.

 

i jedan dijalog

 

Prince Ludwig - But if you gentlemen were to tell me a way to gain access to your Queen,..I might just be able to commute your death to a life sentence.

Edmund Blackadder - Are you suggesting we betray her?

Prince Ludwig - Oh yes.

Edmund Blackadder - All right.

Lord Melchett - Blackadder! What are you saying? What of loyalty? Honour?

Edmund Blackadder - Yes, what of them?

Lord Melchett - ...Nothing.

 

:lol:

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Bishop of Bath and Wells: You see, I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable, or mineral, I'll do anything to anything.

Blackadder: Ah, fine words for a bishop. Nice to hear the Church speaking out on social issues.

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Lord Edmund Blackadder: HA! Got him with my subtle plan!

Baldrick: I can't see any subtle plan!

Lord Edmund Blackadder: Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing "Subtle plans are here again!"

 

Rowan kraljina.

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