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Dosao tip sa "carapom" na glavi da pljacka banku. Preti devojci sa pistoljem i kaze:-Otvaraj sef!

-Pa vi ste pogresili.

-Nista te nisam pitao, otvaraj!

Otvara ona sef i opet kaze:

-Ali vi ste pogresili.

-Cujes sta ti kazem, otvaraj sef i cuti.

Otvori ona sef, kad ono banka sperme:

-E, vidis sad onu najvecu bocu tamo?

-Da, vidim!

-Uzmi i popij!

Ona iz straha uzme i popije cijelu bocu sperme. On skida carapu sa glave i kaze:

-"Eto vidis Zorice da mozes, samo neces!"

 

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Edited by ~HaVoC~
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