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haha, koji carevi

 

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Aleksandar Vučić (Serbian Cyrillic: Александар Вучић, pronounced [alěksaːndar ʋûtʃitɕ], born 5 March 1970, on Krypton[1] is a Serbian politician, hero, mother, brother, rock, paper and the current First Deputy Prime Minister of Serbia, since 27 July 2012.

 

RELATIONSHIP WITH SNOW: It is rumored that he was beaten by snow as a young child, not Ned's bastard but the freezy watery kind. Since then he has vowed to fight against snow and all it's "evil minions", ice cream, ice cubes, ice T and other rappers. Using vast amounts of the treasury, with the help of Serbian basketball coach Novkovic Djole on Feb 1, 2014 he struck a critical blow to snow! He managed to single handedly carry a child for a few meters and thus defeat his arch enemy.

THE FUTURE: Now that snow is defeated and is shamed in the eye of the Serbian public he stated in an interview "Today have sad snow in shoe, but my kidney is full price for artichoke" [20]. Snow could not be reached for comments because it's basically water.

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