Humor (bez YUTUB linkova!)

[Srlandand]

[In The Flesh]

There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday. He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father.

 

"Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today?" the boy said.

 

The father has no clue and finally gives up.

 

"I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.

 

Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today?"

 

"Let me give it a guess." Grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.

 

She plays with his testicles for a while, squeezing them, moving them back and forth, takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old."

 

"How did you know?" the boy asked.

 

Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father."

Edited July 31, 2014 by In The Flesh

[In The Flesh]

My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deep throat blow job today.

 

"Really!?"

 

"No," she replied, "April Fogarbnsrgabsjg...."

Edited August 1, 2014 by In The Flesh

[Сале]

[Lou]

 

 

[Guest Bata Životinja]

[Dark_Elf]

[PajatheTrut]

[Guest HEFEST]

[Vuk]

[Srlandand]

[In The Flesh]

I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.

 

I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?"

Edited August 6, 2014 by In The Flesh

[Dark_Elf]

[Face Of Melinda]

Radulovic vs Cuckovic u Utisku nedelje epic

[Guest Bata Životinja]

[Oak]

 

[Јарослав]

http://www.njuz.net/njuz-test-saznaj-da-li-mozes-da-budes-novinar-tabloida/

[sale 3sm Larry Flynt]

Prirodni humor

Kad-vas-svrbi-vi-se-pocesete-pa-tako-i-ovaj-slon

 

Treca slika pobeda. :haha:

[Rudar]

[Salvation]

Kapiram da ne spadaju bas u stand-up komicare, ali vise sam ocekivao od rudara.

[Ranis]

[Srlandand]

[Guest HEFEST]

[Talvi]

ahahaha ovaj Igor mi je drugar sa faksa

 

nego:

 

 

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