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2 njive + imanje oko kuće, banatska klasika

 

taman da vas sve dobro upregnem - suncokret, kukuruz, detelina, voćnjak, bašta, štala, birajte

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sad zamišljam yumetal radnu akciju, jebote koji bi to trijumf bio

 

Založi se da odbanuju Hefesta.. on bi ti sam odradio kao radna brigada.

 

Heh.. dobra ideja, već zamišljam scenu gde iz kukuruza vire crne metalske vrane, i Mite, koji ne viri.

 

taman da vas sve dobro upregnem - suncokret, kukuruz, detelina, voćnjak, bašta, štala, birajte

 

Ja ću da zalegnem na detelinu.

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2 njive + imanje oko kuće, banatska klasika

 

taman da vas sve dobro upregnem - suncokret, kukuruz, detelina, voćnjak, bašta, štala, birajte

 

meni propade paradajz prosle godine,ali mi kropmpir bio dobar iako ga nisam prskao..

a u njivu bih pustio samo Sharkija i Vuka Kazimirovica..video sam ih u onom spotu gde drze vile i motike,pa reko mozda umeju da okopaju boraniju jebem mu mater

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Hm,

S 19 sam se potukao s ćaletom kad me je budio u 9 (mamurnong).

Danas bi samog sebe otresao k'o slinu da se usprotivim tom buđenju (što je on mogao, al nije).

I tako...

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"The pilot made an announcement requesting senior cabin crew, and we knew something was a bit odd," he said.

 

About 10 minutes later he said, 'You may have noticed there's a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets.'

 

He said it was liquid fecal excrement. Those are the words he used."

 

:haha: :haha: :haha: Umirem.

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treba zabraniti sve te sajtove sa "zanimljivim" statusima i tvitovima

čak neki radio ima neku emisiju u kojoj čitaju te budalaštine

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