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< Alkivar> we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... it was like sunday afternoon we're headed back west

< Alkivar> we're cruisin... maybe 130-140mph

< Alkivar> flew past a trooper on the side of the road

< Alkivar> trooper lights up ... siren blasting ... chasing us down the highway

< Alkivar> we're both like should we stop ... there's no way he can catch up to us

< Alkivar> we decided to be good and stop

< Alkivar> cop catches up to us ... comes out gun drawn ... pissed as hell

< Alkivar> walks up to the side of the car and goes

< Alkivar> "SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE"

< Alkivar> Jason pulls out his fucking pilot's license

< Alkivar> cop's jaw hits the fucking ground

< Alkivar> most stunned face I've ever fucking seen

< Alkivar> in this practically a whimper goes "get the fuck out of here"

< Alkivar> no ticket... too embarassed apparently

< Alkivar> I'll never forget that day long as I live

< Alkivar> I was sure we were goin to jail

 

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<link>once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

<hokage> *cries*, scary....

 

http://bash.org/

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Баш смо се насисовали на претходној страници. :mhihi:

Сисус рече како сања куниће ... :ph34r: ... све је добро, док снови не постану превише бујни:

 

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:zuba:

 

 

 

Posted
<link>once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

<hokage> *cries*, scary....

 

http://bash.org/

 

:) :) :)

Sjajno. :veseli:

Posted
<link>once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

<hokage> *cries*, scary....

 

http://bash.org/

 

:) :) :)

Sjajno. :veseli:

Posted

Црко дабогда педер је 100% montaža, vidi se da je to od slova iz gornjeg teksta neko nevešto složio, a ovo ostalo je također sto posto moguće, ovi klesari će za pare svašta da ti napišu...

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"Crveno-bele su na aerodromu obezbeđivala tri policajca, da bi njihov broj nakon ovog incidenta bio udvostručen. "

 

Може ли јадније од овога?? :)

Posted (edited)

Majku im, znao sam da će izmeniti, komentari su bili prilično vrcavi... :)

Stajalo je:

"Crveno-bele su na aerodromu obezbeđivala tri policajca, da bi njihov broj nakon ovog incidenta bio SKORO udvostručen." :muzicar:

 

dakle, Шарки, odgovor je - može! :P

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