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Hahah, Lelekom Srbija. :rockdevil:

 

Evo šta mi upravo poslao admin jednog huba na DC++

 

Razgovaraju dve buve.

Jedna pita drugu: « Kako si se provela juce?»

Druga buva kaže: «Pa, ovako. Bila sam u pozorištu

na jednom koncertu.

Bila sam u brkovima od dirigenta, imala sam predivan

pogled i koncert je bio dobar, no onda je dirigent

kinuo i ja sam odletela pevacici medu sise. Tamo

je bilo jako vruce i sklisko, a ja sam klizila sve

dublje i dublje, i na kraju sam se onesvestila jer

sam ostala bez vazduha.»

«I, što je bilo zatim?

«Pa, sledece jutro sam se probudila opet u

brkovima od dirigenta.»

 

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joj nije smijesno.. meni moji pricali da mi se ovo desilo kad jos nisam hodala, u onim duplim kolicima (za blizance)... jedva su mi glavu izvalili :)

a drugi put mi se desilo s ogradom na balkonu.. cekali smo satima caleta da dodje s posla i da mi izvali glavu izmedju zeljeznih obruca. obje sestre bile van sebe, a ja skoro dehidrirala stojeci tako na suncu Boga pitaj koliko.

jos kad si mali, pet minuta ti dodje k`o pet sata.

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The Detroit Red Wings foreign scout flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play hockey in the new American sponsored league, and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to the US. Ken Holland signs him to a one year contract and the kid joins the team for the pre-season.

Two weeks later the Red Wings are down 4-0 to the Blackhawks with only 10 minutes left. Mike Babcock gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in.

The kid is a sensation - scores 5 goals in 10 minutes and wins the game for the Wings! The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted, and the media love the new star.

When the player comes off the ice he phones his mum: "Hello mum, guess what? I played for 10 minutes today, we were 4-0 down, but I scored 5 goals and we won! Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me!"

"Wonderful," says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got robbed and shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed, raped and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time!"

The young Iraqi is very upset. "What can I say, mum? I'm so sorry."

"Sorry? You're Sorry?!" says his mum, "It's your fault we moved to DETROIT in the first place!"

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