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Nemam pojma da li je već bilo...ali ipak. "Instalacioni čarobnjak"

 

installation-wizard-demands.jpg

 

Neke stvari jednostavno ne treba prevoditi na naš jezik. :D

Posted

Nešto za ženski deo populacije. Ima slatkih momenata :mhihi:

 

 

*****This is an actual letter from an Austin , TX woman sent to an American company

 

Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets

 

rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors'

 

choice for best webmail-award-winning letter*********

 

 

 

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

 

I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years

 

and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core

 

or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa

 

dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach

 

in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your

 

revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough

 

to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell

 

you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16

 

in my pants.

 

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? I'm guessing you

 

haven't.. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I

 

can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just

 

a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into

 

what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills..'

 

Isn't the human body amazing?

 

As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen

 

quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer's

 

monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the

 

bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood

 

swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize

 

it's a tough time for most women.

 

The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just

 

crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the

 

reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so

 

painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I

 

opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing,

 

were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'

 

Are you f------ kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny

 

middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing

 

happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything

 

mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James?

 

FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be

 

anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on

 

Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't

 

march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a

 

sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.

 

For the love of God, pull your head out of your ass, man! If you have to

slap a

 

moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say

 

something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or

 

'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong.'

 

Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective

 

immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have

 

chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will

 

certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your

 

brand of condescending bullsht. And that's a promise I will keep.

 

Always. .

 

Best,

 

Wendi Aarons

 

Austin , TX

Posted
Ovo pismo je odlično, podseća me na ono sa Renoom (ili beše Sitroen? ).

 

To ono kad mu traze da prevede "kanta", "govno" i tako to? :) :) :)

Posted

Čim se vratim u zapizdinu, ostavljam kofer na gajbi i pravac Kosmaj na 20 ćevapa! Dokurčila mi ova vegetarijanska zdrava hrana.

 

Zapizdino moja :rockdevil:

Posted
Čim se vratim u zapizdinu, ostavljam kofer na gajbi i pravac Kosmaj na 20 ćevapa! Dokurčila mi ova vegetarijanska zdrava hrana.

 

Zapizdino moja :rockdevil:

 

 

 

Udri :pivopije:

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