Nixx Posted July 27, 2009 Report Posted July 27, 2009 Nemam pojma da li je već bilo...ali ipak. "Instalacioni čarobnjak" Neke stvari jednostavno ne treba prevoditi na naš jezik.
Ајлин Posted July 27, 2009 Report Posted July 27, 2009 Nešto za ženski deo populacije. Ima slatkih momenata *****This is an actual letter from an Austin , TX woman sent to an American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter********* Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? I'm guessing you haven't.. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills..' Isn't the human body amazing? As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer's monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.' Are you f------ kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, pull your head out of your ass, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong.' Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullsht. And that's a promise I will keep. Always. . Best, Wendi Aarons Austin , TX
kuruz Posted July 27, 2009 Report Posted July 27, 2009 Ovo pismo je odlično, podseća me na ono sa Renoom (ili beše Sitroen? ).
kuruz Posted July 27, 2009 Report Posted July 27, 2009 Taj rad. Ha, imam na FB to: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?r2aef762...224&refid=2
Ајлин Posted July 27, 2009 Report Posted July 27, 2009 Ne mog'to da vidim. Deder, iskopiraj ako te ne mrzi.
Talvi Posted July 27, 2009 Report Posted July 27, 2009 Ovo pismo je odlično, podseća me na ono sa Renoom (ili beše Sitroen? ). To ono kad mu traze da prevede "kanta", "govno" i tako to? :)
kuruz Posted July 27, 2009 Report Posted July 27, 2009 Ne mog'to da vidim. Deder, iskopiraj ako te ne mrzi.
Ајлин Posted July 28, 2009 Report Posted July 28, 2009 Lepo im je rekao :) @Jerk Meni ovo ni najmanje nije smešno...
Јарослав Posted July 28, 2009 Report Posted July 28, 2009 Шта је Мајкл Џексон рекао на самрти? "Пу јебем ти дете"
Drogarito Posted July 28, 2009 Report Posted July 28, 2009 Sta je plasticno i opasno za decu?Michael Jackson
Josif Visarionovič Posted July 28, 2009 Report Posted July 28, 2009 (edited) Bio danas da zderem i naletim na ovo I od pre neki dan,ne znam za sta je bio oglas Edited July 28, 2009 by Josif Visarionovič
oʞɾoƃ Posted July 28, 2009 Report Posted July 28, 2009 Ću da se zaletim jedan dan i da dođem, majke mi
Josif Visarionovič Posted July 28, 2009 Report Posted July 28, 2009 Sat ipo busem,povratna uz indeks ti je oko 700 dinara
Ајлин Posted July 28, 2009 Report Posted July 28, 2009 Gojko? Vraćaš se u zapizdinu na đavolsku pizzu?
oʞɾoƃ Posted July 28, 2009 Report Posted July 28, 2009 Čim se vratim u zapizdinu, ostavljam kofer na gajbi i pravac Kosmaj na 20 ćevapa! Dokurčila mi ova vegetarijanska zdrava hrana. Zapizdino moja
Josif Visarionovič Posted July 28, 2009 Report Posted July 28, 2009 Ja sam jeo neki meksicki sendvic,jako je dobar ali ljut u picku materinu,sta ocekivati od meksicke hrane
Josif Visarionovič Posted July 28, 2009 Report Posted July 28, 2009 Pa eto dogovorite se kad dodje i svrnite
Ајлин Posted July 28, 2009 Report Posted July 28, 2009 Čim se vratim u zapizdinu, ostavljam kofer na gajbi i pravac Kosmaj na 20 ćevapa! Dokurčila mi ova vegetarijanska zdrava hrana. Zapizdino moja Udri
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