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Serbian for Tourists

 

If you are idiot planning on visiting Serbia, here are some useful phrases to learn to help you get around.

 

* Pička ti materina ružna! (Greetings!)

* Volis li kitu? (Where is the nearest bathroom?)

* Puši kurac. (Thank you.)

* Puši kurac pederčino! (Thank you very much!)

* Jebem ti sunce, cigane. (Excuse me, ma'am.)

* Jebem ti mamicu tvoju. (Your mother is very nice.)

* Jebi se. (Your welcome.)

* Izdrkaj mi kurac. (Could you give me a hand?)

* Koliko kostas? (Whats your name? [When asking a sexy woman that you see])

* Jedi govna! ( Have a nice meal! )

* Koliko puta si ti pušila kurac u tvom životu? (Thank you, how many streets down is that?)

* Kosovo je Srbija ( The only certain thing in life )

 

 

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Serbia

 

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i istorija filozofije

 

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Дени:

 

Vesela Lesina,Cika Djordje i Cerveni Mercedes bez premca.pogotovu Vesela Lesina,odma' bend da se sastavi pod tim imenom.

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xD

 

 

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inache, lik je stvarno imao potencijala. porastao je, uvecjao se, i pogle shta sheta

 

 

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ili ovo

 

 

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nadjoh josh jednu xD

 

 

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