Zoidberg Posted January 14, 2010 Report post Posted January 14, 2010 Evo jednog epskog fejla od malopre na jednom forumu, Full Metal Yakuza ce znati o kom se radi Lik postavio Through The Fire And The Flames pesmu I jos jedan muzicki fail Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Posted January 14, 2010 Report post Posted January 14, 2010 On znaci koristi efekte pedala i svira tehnikom hammeron...seljacina... :udri: koji je bolid ovo napisao, znachi ne mogu da verujem. kakvi sve idioti danas mogu da lupetaju na netu i josh da misle da su pametni, strashno. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srlandand Posted January 14, 2010 Report post Posted January 14, 2010 :udri: koji je bolid ovo napisao, znachi ne mogu da verujem. kakvi sve idioti danas mogu da lupetaju na netu i josh da misle da su pametni, strashno. Jbg, u to se pretvorio jedan od nasih najboljih it foruma, posto ga je obasula gomila n00bova, koji misle da su svu pamet sveta popili. Da ne bude off: Šta je domino-efekat? Direktor kompanije poziva sekretaricu i kaže joj: "Hajde, spremi se, idemo na nedelju dana na službeni put u inostranstvo..." Sekretarica po povratku kuci obaveštava muža: "Dragi, moram sa šefom na službeni put na nedelju dana, moraceš sam da se brineš o sebi..." Muž obaveštava svoju švalerku: "Moja žena putuje na nedelju dana, provešcemo to vreme zajedno..." Švalerka obaveštava svog djaka kome daje casove iz matematike: "Bicu veoma zauzeta, imam puno posla i pauziracemo nedelju dana..:" Ðak sav srecan obaveštava svoga dedu: "Dedice moj, bicu slobodan nedelju dana i nemam casove, jer mi je nastavnica zauzeta, hajde da idemo na pecanje..." Deda (direktor kompanije) ponovo zove svoju sekretaricu: "Plan je promenjen, moj unuk me moli da provedemo vreme zajedno. Putovacemo drugi put..." Sekretarica zove svoga muža: "Dragi, moj šef je zauzet, službeni put je odložen..." Muž zove švalerku: "Necemo moci ove nedelje, žena je odložila put..." Švalerka zove djaka: "Nastave ce ipak biti kao i obicno..!" Ðak zove dedu: "Dedice, nastavnica je rekla da ce nastave biti kao i obicno, ne mogu da ti pravim društvo..." Deda zove svoju sekretaricu: "Ne sekiraj se, ipak putujemo ove nedelje. Spremaj stvari..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dead Man Walking Posted January 14, 2010 Report post Posted January 14, 2010 Menjam papagaja zelene boje za svinju od 150 kilograma. Napomena: ''Boja svinje nije bitna'' Besplatno bijem kerove po ulicama. Šifra: tabakera. Prodajem na periferiji kuću na klizištu, nije mnogo prešla,za pola godine biće u centru. Prodajem jeftina kola .... dok se Jefta ne vrati. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talvi Posted January 14, 2010 Report post Posted January 14, 2010 (edited) Uzivajte: www.lamebook.com Edited January 14, 2010 by Talvi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Srlandand Posted January 15, 2010 Report post Posted January 15, 2010 (edited) ^ Ameri jbg... xD Spava coban go na livadi, kad mu odjednom prilazi ovca i pocne da mu pusi... Pocne on da se dere na nju: - Alo, ovcetino jedna...! Ovco jedna! Ovcice... Jagnje moje milo... Edited January 15, 2010 by Srlandand 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Talvi Posted January 15, 2010 Report post Posted January 15, 2010 Dodje Deda Mraz u dom za retardiranu decu i kaze: Ko otpeva najbolju pesmicu, dobice najbolji poklon. Izadje neki klinac i pocne: Mmmm mhmh mhh... A Deda Mraz ce ti na to: Ako se mislite zajebavati, bolje da ne izlazite! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morbid god Posted January 16, 2010 Report post Posted January 16, 2010 Ali... oni su retardirani. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejbe Kompajler Posted January 16, 2010 Report post Posted January 16, 2010 ^ Action failed: You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srlandand Posted January 16, 2010 Report post Posted January 16, 2010 Mujo i Haso otvorili u Nemackoj lekarsku ordinaciju i ubise se od para. Videli to domaci leakri, pa se skupili i odlucili da posalju jednog od njih da istrazi to. Dodje on u ordinaciju i pita ga Mujo: - Sta je tvoj problem bolan? - Ne osecam miris. - Haso, lek broj pet! Dotrcava Haso s kofom punom govana i turi ovom pod nos. - U, ala smrdi! - Pisi izlecen. Vratio se ovaj doktor kod ostalih i pitaju oni sta je bilo, i kad im on rece sta su uradili, ovi ga naterase da opet ode da izvidi i pokusa vise da sazna, samo da se bolje prerusi... Dolazi on opet, i pita ga Mujo sta mu je, a on ce: - Imam amneziju. - Haso, lek broj pet! - NEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! - Pisi izlecen. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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