Humor (bez YUTUB linkova!)

[johnnyzzz]

ja sam tako nešto pomislio kada su mi rekli da je vokal tokijo hotela muško...

[feyd]

[quiet]

[Srlandand]

^ Stvarno bi mi koristio ovaj dupe-glava peskir

[dimmu1]

ja hocu ovaj discusting soap dispenser

Edited February 28, 2010 by dimmu1

[Footog Qpoos]

meni je super ona varijanta za tus kabinu...dobra fore...

[Bata Trokrilni]

[feyd]

 

[Drogarito]

[Andrija Smith]

Kad postavite taj otac i sin strip sa glupim rimovanjem jedno dijete umre.

[feyd]

isto se dešava i sa mačićima kad masturbirate, pa se niko ne obazire.

[kuruz]

@ Andrija

Majke mi, ni prvi put to sranje nije bilo smešno.

[johnnyzzz]

meni je postao smešan negde oko sto četres trećeg stripa koji su postavili a negde oko sto četres četvrtog mi je dosadio...

još par stotina komata pa će postati kult... keri on maj vejuvrd san...

[In The Flesh]

Originalni Staredad stripovi na engleskom jeziku su vecinom vrh. Kad je pocelo posrbljavanje,postalo je bzvz. Simptomaticno.  

[feyd]

[Andrija Smith]

Originalni Staredad stripovi na engleskom jeziku su vecinom vrh. Kad je pocelo posrbljavanje,postalo je bzvz. Simptomaticno.

Naravno, isti slučaj i sa demotivationalima.

[johnnyzzz]

[feyd]

redneck wisdom:

 

Non-running cars not only create the illusion that someone is always home, but also hold the grass in place.

 

If you need to borrow anything more than twice, you need to buy it.

 

Anything will burn if you get it hot enough.

 

There's always a bigger hammer.

 

When in doubt, gas it! It may not solve the problem, but it will end the suspense.

 

A riding mower is meant for short trips, like to the mailbox or the nearest corner store, goats are for mowing the grass.

 

It's hard to ever be too drunk to fish.

[Zoidberg]

Svaki internet meme koji se posrbi postaje sranje. Kontam da bi mi i RickRoll bio sranje da dodje do posrbljavanja 

 

Anywayz, 

 

 

[kuruz]

Ahahaha, Johnny kralj!

[Sisus]

 

Anywayz, 

Blazing saddles.

[feyd]

You know you're a redneck when...

 

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

 

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

 

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

 

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

 

5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.

 

6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

 

7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

 

8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

 

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

 

10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

 

11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

 

12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

 

13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

 

14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

 

15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

 

16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

 

17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

 

18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

 

19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

 

20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

 

21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

 

22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

 

23. You have a complete set of salad bowls -- and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

 

24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

 

25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

 

26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

 

27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.

 

28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

 

29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

 

30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

[Andrija Smith]

[Zen]

31. You have The Flag of the Confederation hung on your wall

[RokateLi]

edit: How Twilight Should Have Ended^^

Edited February 28, 2010 by Lokateli