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LOLCAT BIBLE

 

obozavam.

 

lolcat ocenas:

 

u pray leik dis: Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger.10 Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.11 Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.12 And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.13 An leed us not into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter. Ceiling Cat pwns all. Him pwns teh ceiling an flor an walls too. Amen. (sum aweforehtehz ad "srsly")

 

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Matthew_6

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Mala Mara dodje kući iz škole sva nasmijana i kaze mami:

-"Perica mi je danas pokazao svoju pišu!"

 

Prije nego je mama uspjela bilo što reći Mara kaže:

 

-Podsjetio me je na kikiriki."

 

Mama si odahne i se nasmije: "Tako malen je bio?"

 

Mara odgovori: "Ne.... slan!"

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Sedi penzioner ispred Narodne Skupstine i maže govna na parče hleba.

Izadje Tadić i pita: -Šta to radiš čoveče?

Kriza Predsedniče.

-Evo ti 1000 din i skloni se molim te.

Penzos stavi pare u džep i nastavi da radi isto.

Izlazi Dinkić is Skupštine i pita: -Šta to radiš čoveče?

Kriza Ministre.

-Ma maži to tanje, biće jos gore ...

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Послије не морате... Ахаха

 

 

 

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Питао Бог Мују:

- Мујо хоћеш да будеш леп или глуп?

Мујо мисли мисли ...:

- Лепота је пролазна!

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