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Kućni seks: Niste još oženjeni, imate sex po celoj kuci, u svakoj prostoriji.

Krevetni seks: Oženjeni ste kratko vreme, seksate se samo u spavaćoj sobi.

Sobni seks: Oženjeni ste godinama, prolazite jedno pored drugog u sobi i kažete: "Jebi se" !

 

 

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What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bisexual

 

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The other day on the train:

"Why do you wear a hammer?", she asked, pointing to my Mjolnir pendant, "Shouldn't that be a cross?"

- All I said, only half paying attention, was a simple "Nope".

"Jesus died on the cross for you, you know? What does the hammer symbolize, anyway?"

- "Well...They had to get the nails into the cunt's arms somehow."

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One of the head monks is taking a new novice around the monastery on a little tour. They come to a small room behind the sleeping cells where there is a large wooden box in the middle of the floor. The monk opens the hatch on the box and there is a beautiful ass there. He then tells the novice, "You can come in here anytime you like, except tuesdays, and fuck this ass." To which the excited novice replies, "Wow, what a great looking ass! And I can really fuck it whenever I want?" The monk then affirms, "Yes, anytime you want, except tuesdays." The novice then asks, "Why not on tuesdays?" The monk replies, "Tuesday is your turn."

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