Night's Blood Posted May 27, 2010 Report Posted May 27, 2010 (edited) Kućni seks: Niste još oženjeni, imate sex po celoj kuci, u svakoj prostoriji. Krevetni seks: Oženjeni ste kratko vreme, seksate se samo u spavaćoj sobi. Sobni seks: Oženjeni ste godinama, prolazite jedno pored drugog u sobi i kažete: "Jebi se" ! Edited May 27, 2010 by Night's Blood
Srlandand Posted May 27, 2010 Report Posted May 27, 2010 ^ Zatim sledi kancelarijski seks- kad te ona sa svojim advokatom jebe za sve pare. 1
Srlandand Posted May 27, 2010 Report Posted May 27, 2010 (edited) @rezureksn Edited May 27, 2010 by Srlandand
-Mare Posted May 27, 2010 Report Posted May 27, 2010 (edited) You flunked your exam but you aced funny (23 Photos) Edited May 27, 2010 by najtMare 1 1
feyd Posted May 28, 2010 Report Posted May 28, 2010 What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat? Bisexual ----------------------- The other day on the train: "Why do you wear a hammer?", she asked, pointing to my Mjolnir pendant, "Shouldn't that be a cross?" - All I said, only half paying attention, was a simple "Nope". "Jesus died on the cross for you, you know? What does the hammer symbolize, anyway?" - "Well...They had to get the nails into the cunt's arms somehow." 2
In The Flesh Posted May 28, 2010 Report Posted May 28, 2010 (edited) Mnogo fotošopa za ovu lamu desno. Edited May 28, 2010 by In The Flesh 3 1
nolajfer Posted May 28, 2010 Report Posted May 28, 2010 (edited) Poster! Edited May 28, 2010 by nolajfer 2
Srlandand Posted May 29, 2010 Report Posted May 29, 2010 (edited) Jebem mu zivot, sta sam propustio, a nisam ni znao http://www.youtube.com/user/PrincessOzanaTV Edited May 29, 2010 by Srlandand
feyd Posted May 29, 2010 Report Posted May 29, 2010 One of the head monks is taking a new novice around the monastery on a little tour. They come to a small room behind the sleeping cells where there is a large wooden box in the middle of the floor. The monk opens the hatch on the box and there is a beautiful ass there. He then tells the novice, "You can come in here anytime you like, except tuesdays, and fuck this ass." To which the excited novice replies, "Wow, what a great looking ass! And I can really fuck it whenever I want?" The monk then affirms, "Yes, anytime you want, except tuesdays." The novice then asks, "Why not on tuesdays?" The monk replies, "Tuesday is your turn."
Nisko_Se_Mazim Posted May 29, 2010 Report Posted May 29, 2010 Pita slon kamilu: - Zašto imaš sise na leđima? A kamila mu odgovori: - Čudno pitanje od nekoga kome kita visi s lica 3 6
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