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A ko ti je taj??? :lol:

 

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Pita mali ciga tatu:

- Tato, tato, kako se oblacu gace?

Ciga ga udari po glavi i kaze:

-Jesam ti sto puta rek'o? Napred zuto, nazad braon.

 

 

ahahaha. OVaj je dobar!! :rockdevil: :rockdevil:

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Zašto je pile prešlo ulicu?

 

Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!

 

Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!

 

My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... It's bloodied body is what I cling to...

 

Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.

 

Sinergy: It went to the fourth world!

 

W.A.S.P.: To **** something.

 

Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! Tto rock, drink and ****... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!

 

Type O Negative: ...

 

Sentenced: To end its misery.

 

Lost Horizon: TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF WILL AND FREE ITSELF FROM ALL CHAINS OF FATE!!!

 

Satan Panonski: JER JE BILA BLUDNAAAAAAAAAAA I TREBA TRPITI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!

 

Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS ******* RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

 

(ubaci ime power metal benda): To fly on the wings of destiny!

 

Korn: To get away from abusive parents.

 

Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died...

 

Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scarred...?

 

Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the morning!

 

Yngwie: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN' FURY!!!!

 

Vintersorg: To go TO THE MOUNTAINS

 

Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...

 

Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!

 

Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!

 

Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!

 

Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...

 

Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!

 

Running wild: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Evergrey: It went in search of truth

 

Kalmah: It went TO THE SWAMP!

 

Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?

 

Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector sang, and it won't be feeling hollow for so long..

 

Madder Mortem: Because that is where forever opens, taht is where it falls apart...

 

System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide

 

Cannibal Corpse: To be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!

 

Symphony X - To unleash the fuyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

 

Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there

 

Phatasmagoria: Jer nekoliko prelazaka nije vecnost, probudi se....

 

Susperia: to enter HOME SWEET HELL!

 

Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...

 

Impaled Northern Moonforest: aagrwwwaehrdfshgrwwwwaeeeeeeerwwwwwweraaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaanhraghthsaghttCghteeeeeHerrrrraaaaaaaaaIIII IIIICKEEEEEEEEEgrawarereraNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

 

Anal Cunt: Chicken's mom is gay.

 

Hatebreed: to FACE WHAT CONSUMES IT!!!!!

 

Temnozor: By fires and murder, the yellow chicken roars...

 

Bal-sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in it's vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!

 

HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love...

 

Limp bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken fuckin' up ya town... CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!

 

Andromeda: Chicken = 2 chicken

 

Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!

 

Mayhem: To worship satan!

 

Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...

 

Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE IT'S LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!

 

Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*"

 

Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...

 

Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to dublin!

 

Impaled Nazarene: Chicken has crossed the via dolorosa with zero tolerance. The absence of eggs does not mean peace!

 

Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring! *bagpipes*krijeeesht*

 

Pantera: To cross the cemetary gates...

 

Queen: The chicken must go on! Fat bottomed chicken make the rockin' world go round!

 

Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll...

 

Sirenia: It was at sixes and sevens

 

Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)

 

Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!

 

Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!

 

King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!

 

Turbonegro: Chicken's got erection.

 

Nokturnal Mortum: IN THE NAME OF ARYAN PRIDE!

 

Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!

 

Demons & Wizards: He went to fiddle on the green

 

Undercode: To raise his wings, cuz he knows who he is!

 

Dungeon: To meet his slave of love...

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Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love...

 

ма колико пута читала ово, ове две су ми ненадјебиве..... Живела КолевкаШтроке,,,,, као и Он!:)

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Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! Tto rock, drink and ****... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!

 

Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...

 

Impaled Northern Moonforest: aagrwwwaehrdfshgrwwwwaeeeeeeerwwwwwweraaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaanhraghthsaghttCghteeeeeHerrrrraaaaaaaaaIIII IIIICKEEEEEEEEEgrawarereraNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

 

Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*"

 

Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!

 

 

 

Ovi su najjachi! :pivopije:

Jes da se ova fora ponavljala milion puta na svim forumima al' josh uvek je do jaja.

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Realno najaci:

 

Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!

 

Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!

 

(ubaci ime power metal benda)realno Dragonforce:(Herman Liev solo) (Semov solo)(Hermanov solo) To fly on the wings of destiny!(Semov solo)(Hermanov solo)

 

Korn: To get away from abusive parents.

 

Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!

 

Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...

 

Running wild: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...

 

Impaled Northern Moonforest: aagrwwwaehrdfshgrwwwwaeeeeeeerwwwwwweraaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaanhraghthsaghttCghteeeeeHerrrrraaaaaaaaaIIII IIIICKEEEEEEEEEgrawarereraNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

 

Anal Cunt: Chicken's mom is gay.

 

HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love...

 

Mayhem: To worship satan!

 

Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*"

 

Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!) xaxaxaxaxa najace axaxaxaxaxa

 

Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!

 

King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!

 

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HEAVY METAL

The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess. And then writes a song about it.

 

POWER METAL

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, tames the dragon using his guitar, takes the mighty beast as his new steed, then flies up to the highest tower, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

 

THRASH METAL

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her, very fast in that order.

 

FOLK METAL

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments. The dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave.... without the princess.

 

VIKING METAL

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle to the ground before leaving.

 

DEATH METAL

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess, kills her and leaves, all the while screaming horrific bullshit.

 

BLACK METAL

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, then kills her before drinking her blood in a satanic ritual. He then impales her next to the dragon.

 

GRIND METAL

The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

 

DOOM METAL

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, he then gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of that sad story.

 

GOTHIC METAL

The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidentally scorches the princess and the protagonist and chokes to death. Their souls are damned in the fires of hell for all eternity.

 

PROGRESSIVE METAL

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the HEAVY METAL protagonist.

 

INDUSTRIAL METAL

The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

 

SPEED METAL

Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someone's screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered. The dragon and the princess are still looking for the one who did this.

 

CHRISTIAN METAL

The protagonist rides in on his way home from mass and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to 'thank' the protagonist he replies, "sorry love, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."

 

GLAM METAL

The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle pink.

 

BATTLE METAL

The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored and leaves, searching for the POWER METAL protagonist.

 

NU METAL

The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his stupid fucking baggy clothes catch fire.

 

EMO

The "protagonist" arrives and just moans about how hard it'll be to get the princess to fall in love with him; the dragon eats him. The princess is delighted, as he was a whiny little faggot.

 

 

 

Posted
E u majcinu,ako je jos i ovo bilo!Celu temu sam prebutao i nisam naso! :udri:

Nije bilo na ovoj temi,ali je bilo na vishe drugih tema i foruma.

Posted (edited)
Sta bre?

 

ahahah :) :)

 

PItaj tetka Anju! :P

 

Eh, jbg, uvek pre mene odgovoris :)

Edited by loshme
Posted (edited)

Sedi krava na jabuci i jede sljive, kad odjednom prelece konj i pita: "Jeli kravo kako jedes sljive na jabuci", a krava ce njemu : ''Ja sam sljive ponela'' .

:) :) :) Sto volim besmislene viceve !

 

Sede 2 slona na grani.

1. leti a 2. pogotovo.

 

Uzeo slep covek turpiju. Pipkao je pipkao... 10-tak minuta... A onda je bacio: "Piii, nista gluplje skoro nisam prochitao..."

 

Razgovaraju dva tipa u pustinji. Prvi: Znaš li koliko je sati? Drugi izvadi toplomer, pogleda i kaže: Danas je deseti. A prvi kaže: Hvala, ne pušim.

 

Kupac se zali prodavacu: - Jucer ste mi prodali jetrenu pastetu, a tamo nema ni traga od jetre! - Nema ni u vojnickom pasulju vojnika, pa se ipak tako zove!

:) :) :)

 

Sede dva psa na ulici...jedan se ceska, a drugi se slovacka...

 

Ulaze dva tipa u kafic, jedan seda za bar a drugi za Ulcinj...

 

Vozi zmija bicikl i naidje na zeca. Zec: -Zmijo kako ti vozis bicikl. Zmija: -A da i pade.

 

Idu dve muve jedna leti druga zimi.

 

Ide magarac poljem kukuruza, na sparan dan, izuzetno vruce, toliko vruce da pocele kokice da se prave, magarac pomislio da pada sneg, i umre od hladnoce.

Edited by Maljavi Razbijac
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