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Student veterine na ispitu. Profesor mu pokaže napola pokriven kavez, vide se samo noge neke ptice.

"Koja je ovo ptica?"

"Ne znam."

"Žao mi je, pali ste. Vaše ime?"

Student podigne nogavice pantalona i kaze:

"Pogodite."

 

 

 

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Par američkih zakona:

 

 

 

Kansas

It’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits (Natoma).

 

 

Kentucky

Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.

 

Louisiana

Biting someone with your natural teeth constitutes simple assault, but biting someone with your false teeth classifies as aggravated assault.

 

Maine

If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you’ll be fined.

 

Maryland

It’s against the law to wash or scrub a sink, no matter how dirty it is (Baltimore).

 

Massachusetts

No gorilla is allowed in the backseat of any car.

 

Michigan

A woman may not cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.

 

Minnesota

It’s illegal to paint a sparrow with the intent of selling it as a parakeet (Harper Woods).

 

Mississippi

Walking a dog without dressing it in diapers is forbidden (Temperance).

 

Missouri

Children may buy shotguns in Kansas City, but not toy cap guns.

 

Montana

It’s a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.

 

Nebraska

Bar owners may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.

 

Nevada

It’s illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women.

 

New Hampshire

It’s forbidden to sell the clothes you’re wearing to pay off a gambling debt.

 

New Jersey

It’s against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

 

New Mexico

Females may not appear unshaven in public.

 

New York

While riding in an elevator, you must talk to no one, fold your hands, and look toward the door.

 

North Carolina

It’s against the law to sing off-key.

 

North Dakota

It’s illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

 

Ohio

You must honk the horn whenever you pass another car, according to the state’s driver’s education manual.

 

Oklahoma

It’s forbidden to take a bite out of another person’s hamburger.

 

Oregon

State law requires dishes to be drip-dried.

 

Pennsylvania

It’s illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

 

 

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