Zoidberg Posted June 23, 2010 Report Posted June 23, 2010 Idu dva lika ulicom, jedan glup k'o kurac ,drugi isto fudbaler 1
SkullKrusheR Posted June 23, 2010 Report Posted June 23, 2010 Idu dva lika ulicom, jedan glup k'o kurac ,drugi se isto preziva pantelic/zigic fikst. 1 1
johnnyzzz Posted June 23, 2010 Report Posted June 23, 2010 Idu dva lika ulicom, jedan glup k'o kurac ,drugi se isto preziva pantelic/zigic fikst. pantelić/žigić? ovo drugo mu je devojačko prezime, je li? 1
Grob Bez Dna Posted June 24, 2010 Report Posted June 24, 2010 sto kaze cava: "mrs svi u kinu, picka li vam materna!!!".
SkullKrusheR Posted June 24, 2010 Report Posted June 24, 2010 jesam li jedini kome vecina ovih posrbljenih motivejshnal postera ide na kurac? 10 4
Night's Blood Posted June 24, 2010 Report Posted June 24, 2010 (edited) Negde u Rumi... Kafana Jedno vreme sam se pitala otkud jedan moj brat stalno ide u biblioteku, dok nisam videla ovo. Edited June 24, 2010 by Night's Blood 2
Denny Posted June 24, 2010 Report Posted June 24, 2010 (edited) @ Skullkrusher Nisi. Edited June 24, 2010 by Denny 1 1
In The Flesh Posted June 24, 2010 Report Posted June 24, 2010 jesam li jedini kome vecina ovih posrbljenih motivejshnal postera ide na kurac? ne
МегафаН Posted June 24, 2010 Report Posted June 24, 2010 jesam li jedini kome vecina ovih posrbljenih motivejshnal postera ide na kurac? a po cemu je ovo motivejsnal poster, mislim na sta ovo treba nekoga da motivise... ovo je obicna zajebancija 1
Vitamin K Experience Posted June 25, 2010 Report Posted June 25, 2010 Nude rugby a hard match in Dunedin 1
Oddball Posted June 25, 2010 Report Posted June 25, 2010 Prica1: I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a ****ing cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker ****ing hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all ****ing worse is that I live in a ****ing pineapple under the sea. Prica2: My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day. Anyway, I drive these retards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****. Prica3: First of all, - just for some background: My Mum died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****ed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up. Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie. I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ****ing beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it). Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home. My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly. After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging. Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time. My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips. Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ****ing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh. A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him. 1
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