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[In The Flesh]

[Srlandand]

[Baron]

 

 

 

 

[shanti]

[Vuk]

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll200/marko1389/DSCN2543.jpg

vozd se sprema za playgirl

[In The Flesh]

Pokazuje tri kurca od kojih je najmanji onaj pravi.

 

Pardon,krivi.

[Ranis]

[Sisus]

Jel se to meni čini, ili su Voždu gaće malo braon?

Edited February 27, 2011 by Sisus

[Генеральный]

па како си мислио да се љуцки убрише са оним бодљама на рукама?

[Guest Bata Životinja]

 

[Doom]

<born1986> why the fuck isn't my disc drive working

<born1986> i fucking worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school

<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my fuckin drive ain't working

<Z00ass> you got the right drivers?

<born1986> hell yes

<born1986> it was working fine yesterday

<born1986> why does this shit always happen to me?

<Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position

<born1986> i havent touched it since school

<born1986> i'm growing impatient

<born1986> ANGRY even

<Z00ass> throw that shit out tha window

 

. . .

 

<born1986> OMG i fuckin did it!!!

<born1986> FUCK!!!!!

<Z00ass> it works?

<born1986> no, i threw it out the window

<Z00ass> the disk?

<born1986> NO the whole drive

<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*

<Z00ass>

<born1986> FUCK SHIT FUCK

<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE

<born1986> brb

 

. . .

 

<born1986> shit

<Z00ass> what? did ya break it?

<born1986> well i couldn't open the drive

<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock

<Z00ass>

<born1986> quite HARD

<born1986> and you know what?

<born1986> that fucking disk wasnt even there

<Z00ass> ???

<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway

<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag

<Z00ass> lol

<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE

<born1986> i'm actually cryin right now

 

. . .

 

<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again

<born1986> brb

[vudun]

http://www.bolestija.in.rs/parodije/pred-ator

[Mita]

http://www.damnlol.com/pics/642/5e36965cac57e2d65f55315722de2e3d.jpg

 

Edited February 27, 2011 by Mita

[Јарослав]

[SkullKrusheR]

 

 

Edited February 28, 2011 by SkullKrusheR

[Lou]

[SkullKrusheR]

mp3 pornici? roflmaocetung

[Vuk]

Ne zajebavajte Dachaza, srushice ponovo YUM

[Guest HEFEST]

Hehe. Dobra fora. Ja sam uvek razmisljao da skinem muziku iz jedne pornjave koja mi se svidjala. Djavo u gospodjici Dzouns 3. Najjaca muzika u istoriji pornjave.

[ShinigamY]

Čega se odričemo usvajanjem bolonjskog procesa:

 

Prvi školski dan u jednoj američkoj srednjoj školi. Nastavnica predstavlja novog učenika Sakira Suzukija iz Japana.

Počinje čas i nastavnica ispituje: "Sada ćemo videti koliko poznajete američku istoriju. Ko je rekao "Sloboda ili smrt"?

 

Odjednom tišina i samo Suzuki digne ruku: "Patrik Henri, 1775 u Filadelfiji."

 

Vrlo dobro Suzuki". A ko je rekao "Država je narod i kao takva ne sme

nikada umreti"?

 

Suzuki ustane: "Abraham Linkoln, 1863 u Wašingtonu."

 

Nastavnica strogo pogleda učenike pa reče: "Sram vas bilo. Suzuki je Japanac pa poznaje američku istoriju bolje od vas."

 

Tihi glas iz zadnje klupe: "Jebite se, usrani Japanci."

"Ko je to rekao?" - vikne učiteljica

 

Suzuki digne ruku i reče:

"General MekArtur, 1942 u Gvadalkanalu, i Li Ajakoka 1982 na skupštini deoničara

Krajslera, Detroit."

 

Razred je u tišini samo se iz pozadine čuje "Puši kurac"!

Učiteljica besni: "Sad je kraj! Ko je to bio?!"

 

Suzuki: "Bil Klinton Moniki Levinski, Ovalni Ofis, 1997 u Vašingtonu."

 

Drugi učenik se prodere: "Suzuki je govno! "

 

Suzuki: "Valentino Rosi u Rio de Žaneiru na moto Gran-Priju Brazila 2002."

 

Razred pada u histeriju, nastavnica u nesvest, a na vrata ulazi direktor:

 

"U pičku materinu, još nikad nisam video ovakav haos!"

 

Suzuki: "Predsednik vlade Zoran Živković ministru finansija Božidaru Ðeliću prilikom predstavljanja državnog budžeta, Beograd 2003."

 

[vudun]

 

 

 

[Zoidberg]

 

Istina

Edited February 28, 2011 by Zoidberg

[SweetNurse]

[Guest Bata Životinja]

pa kad jeste k'o mačja guza

 

 

Edited February 28, 2011 by Bata Životinja

[Oak]