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Guest HEFEST Posted March 2, 2011 Report Posted March 2, 2011 (edited) A husband comes home from work on Friday and says to his wife "you got three choices and have to chose one. You can go camping with me this weekend, give me a blowjob, or get fucked up the ass". Wife thinks and replies: "I hate camping with you. Getting fucked up the ass hurts. So I will give you a blowjob". Hubby says:"Great!" and drops his pants. His wife starts blowing him. About 20 seconds after she stops, looks up at him and says: "Your dick tastes like dog shit!". He replies: "Well, honey, you see, our dog didn't want to go camping either". Three old women are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions. One seventy-five year old woman says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee." An eighty year old woman says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement." The ninety year old woman says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow." "So what's your problem?" asked the others. "I don't wake up until nine. My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, "Theres something i must confess." "Shhh" I said, "theres nothing to confess. Everythings alright." "No i must die in peace. I had s*x with your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father!" "I know," I whispered "Thats why i posion you, now close your eyes!! Na ispitu iz anatomije na Medicinskom fakultetu u Beogradu jedna devojka je dobila "penis" kao ispitno pitanje: - Penis je muski polni organ u cijoj se sredini nalazi koska. Dugacak je trideset santimetara... itd. Profesor, posto je devojka zavrsila svoj odgovor: - Koleginice, niste lose znali..., ali za onu kosku, to Vam se ucinilo, a za onih trideset santimetara, to ste imali srece... Evo malo englesko-srpskih jezickih varijacija NASELJENA MESTA = ONVILLAGED PLACES 1.Forescratch = Zagreb 2.Wart = Pristina 3.Sarah Is An Ox = Sarajevo 4.Wolfcook = Vukovar 5.Runaway Hair = Bezanijska Kosa 6.Oh Yes Gypsy Fox = Ada Ciganlija 7.Little Wet Grove = Mali Mokri Lug 8.To-Grandfather-her =Dedinje 9.Little Bad City = Mali Losinj 10.New Now (New USA) = Novi Sad 11.New Market = Novi Pazar 12.New Winevalley = Novi Vinodol 13.Cockadoodledoo Hill =D Petlovo Brdo 14.Julia's Heights = Julino Brdo 15.Grass City = Travnik 16.Lower River City = Donja Rekavica 17.White Brook = Beli Potok 18.Black Grass = Crna Trava 19.Naked Island = Goli Otok 20.Castration City (Withspear City) = Skoplje 21.Saturday City = Subotica 22.Port Resort (Spa Harbor) = Banja Luka 23.Notmind City = Neum ZEMLJE = GROUNDS 1.Slantox = Kosovo 2.No Cat = Nemacka 3.And That Fox = Italija PLANINE = PLAN AND NOT 1.Mt. Nick-Was-Digging = Kopaonik 2.Mt. Noise-Oils = Bukulja 3.Mt. I-Chorus-and-on = Jahorina 4.Mt. Damned-and-is = Prokletije 5.Mt. He-was-Like-an-Ox = Biokovo 6.Mt. Flat = Ravna Gora LICNOSTI = IMAGINESSES 1.No Yes Stolen = Neda Ukraden 2.Yes To Little Cannon = Dado Topic 3.Hope (Onyes) Big Cannon = Nada Topcagic 4.Government and Fairy-tale=Vlada i Bajka 5.Little Rose Little Juice = Ruzica Sokic 6.Edge Except = Ivica Osim 7.Happy Account = Radoje Kontic 8.Freeman Gentlefuck = Slobodan Milosevic 9.But I And Brother-In-Law Escape = Alija Izetbegovic 10.Dick Droolfucker = Djoka Balasevic 11.Wishwho Ribswhat = Zeljko Rebraca 12.Goverments Giant = Vlade Divac 13.Sparkwho Dogburn = Zarko Paspalj 14.Stinghorn = Bodiroga 15.Overdear Dayandhunt = Predrag Danilovic Edited March 2, 2011 by HEFEST 1 4
Guest Bata Životinja Posted March 2, 2011 Report Posted March 2, 2011 alo, ne dirajte mi Bachelor Grandpa lika!
Zoidberg Posted March 2, 2011 Report Posted March 2, 2011 (edited) Ocajan meme Da ne bude off: Edited March 2, 2011 by Zoidberg 3 2
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