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HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?

WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

 

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in ur hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I cud have a new one everyday...!!

 

One day dad brought home a robot that would slap the one who spoke false!

Dad (to son who just came home): Where'd you been?

Son: College? Robot slapped son.

Dad: I was very disciplined & talent at ur age. Robot slapped dad.

Mother (laughing): That's b'coz he'syour son. Robot slapped mother.

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