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Knjiga "kako postati alfa muškarac"-nastavak

Ja ću se ovdje samo oglasiti nakratko, kako bi spasio novac drugih ljudi, te tako ne nasjeli na marketinški trik onih koji prodaju navedenu knjigu.

 

Moj prijatelj je se čuo s dotičnim T.Š. i pitao ga je par stvari putem maila, na što ovaj nije dobio odgovor. Nije dobio odgovor zato što osoba s prethodnim inicijalima nije imala mogućnost da smisli prave odgovore.

 

Ako Vam treba tekst poslanog maila, slobodno recite.

 

O ovoj knjigi pisao sam prethodno, pa i sad nastavljam kako sam rekao da bi spasio druge ljude.

Ukratko,

prišao sam preko 600 žena, dobio 10-ak brojeva telefona, 2 spoja, 0 ljubljenja, u zadnjih godinu i mjesec dana.

 

Na njihovim stranicama pronaći će te kako knjiga djeluje bez obzira na godine, bio star ili mlad knjiga djeluje. e ja sam mlad, ali knjiga ne djeluje.

 

Isto tako, pričao sam prije par dana s jednim poduzetnikom i pitao ga za oglašavanja koja postavljaju sa strane na svojim web sttranicama. Ako odete na ovu stranicu gdje se može kupiti knjiiga, vidjeti će te sa strane kako ljudi pišu da su uspjeli i da su povaljivali na sve strane.

NEMOJ te padati na takve fore. To su marketinški trikovi i to su legalne prijevare za koje se ne moze podignuti optužnica, jer u demokraciji su dozvoljene. Tako mi je čovjek poduzetnik rekao, a ja ovo pišem kako bi Vam spasio 150kn. Bolje ih poderite ili zapalite nego da dajete ovim prevarantima. Jer u vrijeme krize sve se nudi, a ljudi iz očaja kupuju.

 

Isto tako, od istog autora knjiga "Kako vratiti bivšu za 30 ili manje dana" još gora. Pokušao sam vratiti dvije bivše cure, ali su mi se samo nasmijale i rekle zar ti misliš da ću ja na ovo pasti na ove tvoje gluposti koje si mi napisao.

 

POnavljam još jednom, ljudi ne padajte na te gluposti. Sad je sve na vama.

 

A ovom navedenomk prevarantu poručujem, u lažima su noge kratke.

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Brat ima savršen low kick, iako joj je završio u glavu.

Vjerovatno je neki kik bokser, odradio je blokadu fantastično i onda maestralno plasirao udarac iza uha, uzrokujući momentalni gubitak svijesti kod vezane rospije koja je trebala da ostane kući da kuva ručak i daje svom čovjeku tu kvalitetnu sisu, a ne da šutira policajca.

 

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POLITICALLY CORRECT DICTIONARY

 

Actor: metamorphosing being, possessing great wealth

 

Actress: metamorphosing being, possessing great wealth (and occasionally great beauty)

 

Android: bipedal, non-human associate, bearing immense knowledge and skill

 

Bag boy: agricultural product organizer

 

Bald: follicularly challenged

 

Bomb: vertically deployed antipersonnel device

 

Boy: oppressor-to-be

 

Brainwashing: cognitive accommodation

 

Cafeteria: dining facility

 

Car: earth-unfriendly, vertically-challenged mode of transport

 

Car Wash Worker: vehicle-appearance specialist

 

Cat: quadruped non-human associate

 

Cheating: cooperative assignment

 

Computer: machine bearing immense power and fallibility

 

Criticism: unjust self-esteem reducer

 

Dead: metabolically challenged

 

Demand: propose strongly

 

Derision: nontraditional praise

 

Dirty Old Man: sexually focused, chronologically gifted individual

 

Dumb: cerebrally challenged

 

Evil: niceness deprived

 

Exercise: body enhancement through exertion

 

Failure: non-traditional success

 

Fart: human ozone depletor; ecologically incorrect expression

 

Fat: horizontally challenged: person of substance

 

Garbage collector: sanitation engineer

 

Gas Station Attendant: petroleum transfer technician

 

Girl: pre-woman

 

Guess: anomaly maneuvers: repetitive predictions

 

Handicapped: physically challenged

 

Heroine: hera

 

Homeless person: residentially flexible individual

 

Hurricane: himmicane (non sexist)

 

Ignorant: factually unencumbered

 

Incorrect: alternative answer

 

Individualism: uncooperative spirit

 

Information: overly structured trivia

 

Insane: reality challenged

 

Kill: creating a permanent state of metabolic dormancy; servicing the target (military)

 

Lazy: motivationally dispossessed

 

Lost: locationally disadvantaged

 

Man: oppressor

 

Manhole: maintenance portal

 

Misunderstand: personalized interpretation

 

Monster: person of scales

 

Mugging: unforeseen funding of underclass

 

Murderer: termination specialist

 

Nerd: under-attractive, cerebrally gifted individual

 

Numismatist: capitalist monetary acquisition expert

 

Nut: hexagonal rotatable surface compression unit

 

Off: energy efficient

 

Old: chronologically gifted

 

Perfume: discretionary fragrance

 

Pervert: person engaged in nontraditional espionage

 

Pissed off: satisfaction deprived

 

Political: amorally gifted

 

Poor: economically marginalized

 

Prisoner: client of the correctional system

 

Prostitute: body entrepreneur

 

Redneck: rustically inclined

 

Rich: economically maximized

 

Secretary: stationery engineer

 

Sex: cooperative physical fitness

 

Sexist: gender biased with niceness deprived overtones

 

Short: altitudinally disadvantaged: vertically challenged

 

Sleepy: under-alert

 

Smart: cerebrally gifted

 

Specialist: physician having concentrated on a particular field of tax shelters

 

Structure: impersonal hindrance

 

Tall: vertically gifted: altitudinally endowed

 

Teacher: volunteer knowledge conveyor

 

Teaching: personality repression

 

Television: medium of electrons moving in disorganized patterns

 

Tired: rest-challenged

 

Uglier: over under-attractive

 

Ugliest: over-under-attractively gifted

 

Ugly: under-attractive

 

Unemployed: non-waged

 

Unsure: conceptual conflict

 

Waiter: waitron

 

Waitress: waitron

 

White: melanin-impoverished; member of the mutant albino genetic-recessive global minority

 

Woman: w/o man; womyn

 

Zipper: interlocking slide fastener

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