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Ima i ovo.

 

Baby Jesus Butt Plug

 

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"Hail Mary!

Virgin Mary like most smart women knows there is a Second Coming. And a Third. And a Fourth.

So give the Lucky Virgin what she wants!

"The Mother is.... Superior."

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God showed up on the day Adam and Eve had sex for the first time. God found Adam laying down relaxing, but could not see Eve.

 

God asked Adam, "How did you like sex?"

 

Adam replied, "It was fantastic and I want to do it again."

 

God inquired, "I'm glad, but where is Eve so I can ask her what she thought about sex?"

 

Adam told him, "She's down at the creek getting cleaned up."

 

God replied, "Great! I'll never get the smell out of those fish!"

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Guest Bata Životinja
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Bring me the Head of Alfredo Garcia!

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On its release in 1974, Bring Me the Head of Alfredo García was disapproved by viewers and critics, and failed at the box office. However, the film has since found a contemporary audience, maintaining a 81 percent fresh rating at Rotten Tomatoes.[9] Some film critics (including Michael Medved) argue that Bring Me the Head of Alfredo García is one of the worst films ever made, while others (among them Roger Ebert and Slant Magazine) consider it a masterpiece.[10] Michael Sragow of New York magazine called it "a catastrophe so huge that those who once ranked Peckinpah with Hemingway may now invoke Mickey Spillane".[11]
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Je l' ejakulirao po svom gospodaru?

Фала Богу, није !

Nisi gospodar ako ga nisi stimulisao nogom i pomogao :mhihi:

Само само га склонио са моје ноге, то је био један од нај-блам тренутака у мом животу, још једном, добро је што нико није видео ! :D

The ace of spades, the ace of spades...

 

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Овако себе у будућности замишљам. :D

Guest Bata Životinja
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a vi niste verovali da se crnogorski jezik drastično razlikuje od srpskog

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