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Whats the Difference between kinky and perverted?

 

Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.

Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...

 

 

 

 

A group of physicists was playing hide and seek. While Einstein had his eyes closed and counted to one hundred, most of them ran to hiding spots, except Isaac Newton. Newton took a stick and drew a square meter, then sat in it.

 

Einstein finished counting and turned around, immediately seeing Isaac. "Hah, I found you Isaac!"

 

"No you didn't." Isaac responded.

 

"What do you mean, you're sitting right there."

 

"No I am not. See, I am sitting in a one square. And what do you get when you have one Newton in one square meter? A Pascal!"

 

Then Einstein punched him in the kidney and told him to play the fucking game right.

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Kakvi ste pametnjakovici. Svi samo zevaju ovde i znaju da kenjaju i lupaju minuse, a niko da stavi nesto da vidimo i mi glupi sta je to smesno za vas.

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stvano je oskudacija u poslednje vreme, dajte nešto

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mene šef dodao, ne mogu više da divljam po Fejsbuku

 

 

Kakvi ste pametnjakovici. Svi samo zevaju ovde i znaju da kenjaju i lupaju minuse, a niko da stavi nesto da vidimo i mi glupi sta je to smesno za vas.

 

samo cepaj minuse lažnom Srbinu iz Nikšića i boli te uvo

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mene šef dodao, ne mogu više da divljam po Fejsbuku

 

 

zna li šef čemu služi skrol na fejsu

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mene šef dodao, ne mogu više da divljam po Fejsbuku

 

Kuki, napravi po default-u objave custom, i stavi njega kao osobu koja ne moze da vidi to sto objavljujes ;) I ja tako skoro ceo menadzment kod mene xD

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mene šef dodao, ne mogu više da divljam po Fejsbuku

 

 

 

 

samo cepaj minuse lažnom Srbinu iz Nikšića i boli te uvo

 

Bedak to za sefa. Kome ja lupam minuse? Samo na sportu.

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iz Nikšića poreklo vuku Milo, Radovan, Boris, Novak i Blagoje

 

takoreći balkanski Vavilon

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