Star Trek Kapetani

[Azizam]

najHot Archer

 

najKul Picard

[Herr_Wolf]

Evo nekih činjenica:

 

Picard

Kirk

Archer

Janeway

Sisko

[Azizam]

...uncyclopedia je uvek u pravu...

 

Ali gay borg collective assimilation hehe.

[Azizam]

Uistinu je samo jedan EJO.

 

 

svaki kapetan je olicenje vremena u kom je serija nastala

Kirk - baja svinger iz 70tih,svaka riba je njegova,sve resava sa 2 torpeda

Pickard - umeren i pravican,kolege su mu prijatelji ali se zna da je njegova poslednja

Sisko - crnac sam i ponosan sam zbog toga

Janeway - radim muski posao posto su 90te

Archer - new age filozof,svi ucimo na greskama,jesam glavni ali smo svi mi ravnopravni

 

 

 

sta se iz ovoga moze zakljuciti: jedan je

 

:)

Edited December 15, 2007 by Azizam

[Apeiron]

Jeste malo off-topic, ali ovaj tekst jednostavno mora biti ovde (kad vec nema Star Trek teme).

 

Za sladokusce, i upucene u tematiku

 

Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango

 

If while you're out in space, love

You're horney as a tart

Take a tip from a security cheif, love

That fat slut Tasha Yar

She discovered the pleasures of Data

He became her sexual pet

 

Cause

He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He's fully functional and anatomically correct

 

He's defiant with his thrusters will explode in your wormhole

and he'll rub his trusty spangler wrench on your warpcore manifold

his multiphasic torpedo will penetrate your rift

and cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit

 

So if you're a filthy horta Data's your bestest bet

He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He's fully functional and anatomically correct

 

He gently massages your gel packs

while he replicates some lube

then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffery's tube

so lower your shields spread your necells to make room for his craft

as he thrusts his delta flyer to your big fat juicy aft

 

So if you're a filthy horta datas your bestest bet

He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He's fully functional and anatomically correct

 

His pelvis a tireless engine he skhakes it when he struts

He's full of dilithium crystals in his bulbs and in his nuts

He too likes to be pleasured

He will put you on your knees

And if you're into disgrace

He'll cover your face with his andriod anti-freeze

 

so if you're a filthy horta datas your bestest bet

He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He's fully functional and anatomically correct

 

[Herr_Wolf]

...uncyclopedia je uvek u pravu...

 

Ali gay borg collective assimilation hehe.

 

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"Out damned Romulan! OUT I SAY!!!"

[Mona]

Pogledajte uncyclopedia - Gul Dukat Ne samo da je najbolji negativac, nego i jedan od najboljih likova uopste! I Garak je izuzetan.

 

Al' posto je ovde rec o kapetanima, super su Picard i Archer, ali mi je Sisko nekako najupecatljiviji... Sav je mutan i nepredvidljiv, ima neke svoje principe kojih se drzi, ali bas zna da bude opak. Svidja mi se sto jako dobro provaljuje tudju psihu

[STARSHOOTER_SUPREME]

Samo WORF i niko vishe

[Ranis]

Naravno madafakin Pikard!

 

Sisko je cool - ali previshe uvlachi u rizik posadu, i malo je buzovan...

Kirk je shaban

Archer je dosadan i bezkarakteran kao i ceo enterpise serijal

Janeway je isto mangup, ali nije as cool as picard is

 

Bash sam pre jedno dve nedelje u 10ak dana odgledao ceo ds9

sve serijale sem tog sam gledao...a taj sam pocheo da gledam josh davno na rtsu..

i sad sam ga dovrshio

slazem se da je gul dukat jedan od najboljih likova u celom ST

Edited March 26, 2010 by Ranis

[Shores Of Antartica]

Naravno Picard.

Drugo mesto mi je Sisko. Inace sam voleo DS9 serijal.

 

 

Ako ima neko da nije gledao Star Trek TNG - "A Bottle of Slivovitz"