FëanorSonOfFinwë Posted May 2, 2009 Report Posted May 2, 2009 51 Rules of Power Metal 51 Rules for a Power Metal fan to avoid being labelled as gay 1. No matter what you do, you are gay 2. Don’t enjoy ManOwar, they are gay 3. Never go outside carrying a sword. 4. Don’t hold you sword and scream “poweeeeeer of steeel”. That is gay 5. Do not talk about fantasy lyrics as if they belong in metal. 6. Do not talk about fantasy worlds. 7. Never talk about hobbits. Hobbits are gay 8. Do not have a band that has the word or variation of the word Elf in it. 9. Don’t say Hail and Kill. That is quite homosexual. 10. Avoid saying, “man that guy sure has a great falsetto!” 11. If most of the singers in the bands you enjoy have voices higher than your girlfriend, you are gay 12. Scratch that, you have no girlfriend. 13. Do not buy a cd that has the word Dragon in it. Dragons are not gay but you cannot push your luck. 14. Avoid referring to Hammerfall as “the saviours“, or “the templars”. 15. Don’t listen to Hammerfall more that twice a year. Hammerfall are gay 16. Do not live in your parents basement. 17. Do not live with your parents. 18. Do not ask your mother to wash your Tolkien underwear. 19. Try to play chords that do not sound like 2nd rate Helloween. 20. That’s all you know? You are gay 21. Do not go to Renaissance fairs. That is beyond gay 22. If you go do not wear a Peter Pan outfit. 23. Do NOT carry your sword. 24. If you see a maiden ask for a blowjob. 25. Don’t talk to her about ManOwar. Refer to rule 2. 26. Do not refer to intercourse as “returning the dragon to its lair” 27. Scratch that. You do not have intercourse. 28. Do not listen to faggoth. 29. Power Metal and Faggoth combined make you a drag queen. 30. Do not get offended when people say that Stratovarius sounds like Helloween. 31. Do not write personal letters to Timo Tolkki. 32. Avoid saying “Slays.” 33. Don’t refer to Death Metal as “cookie monster crap”. 34. If you do not like Death Metal, pretend to know something about it. 35. Cradle of Filth are not Death Metal. Fag! 36. Cradle of Filth are not Black Metal. Fag! 37. Never enjoy Cradle of Filth. See 101 Rules of Black Metal. 38. Don’t masturbate to a picture of Yngwie Malmsteen. 39. Don’t masturbate to a picture of ManOwar. Cretin. 40. Don’t masturbate wearing leather. 41. Don’t masturbate wearing armour. 42. Switch hands. 43. Avoid saying the word “Power” too often. 44. If you have a band do not use the following words in your song titles: Metal, False, True, Metal, Sword, Steel, Heathen, Warrior, Metal, Kings, Battles. 45. Try to communicate with non-metal listeners. Do not brush them off as Posers. 46. Do not wear frilly shirts. Leave that up to Boy George. 47. Never say “Heavy metal or no metal at all”. In other words, don't be gay 48. Don’t wear loin cloths. You know what’s coming. gay 49. Don’t scream “metal brother” at concerts unless you like beatings. 50. Don't be Dani Filth...err i mean, NEVER carry your sword outside your house! 51. Refer to rule 1. nasao sam ovo negde na netu, veoma davno... a vidim da nema na forumu, pa reko da postujem malo da se nasmejete... nadam se da ce mi moderatori odobriti temu xD pregledao sam ceo power/prog forum i ovoga nema nigde...
oʞɾoƃ Posted May 2, 2009 Report Posted May 2, 2009 Ovo je već toliko puta viđeno i prežvakano da je totalno smorilo.
FëanorSonOfFinwë Posted May 2, 2009 Author Report Posted May 2, 2009 jbga brate , nisam nasao na forumu, pa reko da postujem...
:matija Posted May 2, 2009 Report Posted May 2, 2009 Majke mi, ovo sam bar 5 puta video u raznim formama.
FëanorSonOfFinwë Posted May 2, 2009 Author Report Posted May 2, 2009 Jbga ima neko ko nije... ima 101 rules ima 101 rules 2. i ova parodija...
AstralliS Posted May 2, 2009 Report Posted May 2, 2009 Pa čemu to? I ne miriše mi da je ovaj subforum mesto za ovako nešto...
Satyr Posted May 2, 2009 Report Posted May 2, 2009 (edited) 2. Don’t enjoy ManOwar, they are gay auuuuuuuuuu al ce Laza da te banuje Edited May 2, 2009 by Satyr
DBrave Posted May 3, 2009 Report Posted May 3, 2009 ja ovo nisam video ranije i bas sam se ismejao !!!
Azaralena Posted May 3, 2009 Report Posted May 3, 2009 Bejah ubeđena da sam videla sva moguća pravila metala ali eto, ovo do sada nisam. I fino se nasmejah.
FëanorSonOfFinwë Posted May 3, 2009 Author Report Posted May 3, 2009 (edited) auuuuuuuuuu al ce Laza da te banuje ma jok... nesam ja ovo napisao xD samo sam postovao... a imam jos dosta ovih sranja... black metal, hard core, death, nwobhm, msm da imam i za nu i nznm jos svasta... imam i za Kerrang (sto mu dodje : emo/metal core)... xD Edited May 3, 2009 by FëanorSonOfFinwë
Satyr Posted May 3, 2009 Report Posted May 3, 2009 ma jok... nesam ja ovo napisao xD samo sam postovao... a imam jos dosta ovih sranja... black metal, hard core, death, nwobhm, msm da imam i za nu i nznm jos svasta... imam i za Kerrang (sto mu dodje : emo/metal core)... xD i dalje mislim na ovo sto sam napisao
LazaGNR Posted June 4, 2009 Report Posted June 4, 2009 auuuuuuuuuu al ce Laza da te banuje Nego sta Mog'o bi lock da padne...
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