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Bend za malu decu :surprised:

 

Nije baš za malu,malu decu,ali jeste tu prosek 16-20 godina,naravno iskljčujemo one mnogo starije koji i dalje misle da je slipknot cool.Meni lično su sa svojim new/metal kombinacijama,ali sa opet nekom slipknot specifičnošću na zadnja 2 albuma ipak nesumnjivo pokazali muzičko iskustvo.

 

Ali ipak ne mogu da odolim a da ne podelim,možda najbolji opis ovog benda ikada,imajte u vidu da je napisano pre sigurno 5-6 godina:

 

 

Originating in a mystical land known as "Iowa", Slipknot is an angsty mallcore band who are a favorite of 16 year old girls, goths, indiefucks, and other Hot Topic drama whores. Consisting of at least 100 members (many of whom were unsuspecting victims randomly abducted off the street), Slipknot is fronted by singer Corey "Midget" Taylor, drummer Joey Jordison, and token fatass Shawn "Clown" Crahan. Their lyrics are the typical angst-ridden shit such as bleeding to death, Satanism, imaginary girlfriends, and gouging your eyes out.

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All of the band members wear distinct masks and boilersuits. A common misconception is that they wear masks to hide the semen and Santorum stains on their faces. In fact, the members of Slipknot are all personal secret agents of supervillain Al Gore and must conceal their identities when carrying out his evil tasks on world domination.

 

When not bitching, whining, and cursing in interviews about how "fucking brutal" they are, the band members can be found engaging in homosexual acts, raping Joseph Stalin, and beating each other to death with frozen cow heads and dead babies.

 

Fans of Slipknot are called "maggots" because most of them are extremely fat, slimy, and pale-skinned from never going outside.

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Nije baš za malu,malu decu,ali jeste tu prosek 16-20 godina,naravno iskljčujemo one mnogo starije koji i dalje misle da je slipknot cool.Meni lično su sa svojim new/metal kombinacijama,ali sa opet nekom slipknot specifičnošću na zadnja 2 albuma ipak nesumnjivo pokazali muzičko iskustvo.

 

Ali ipak ne mogu da odolim a da ne podelim,možda najbolji opis ovog benda ikada,imajte u vidu da je napisano pre sigurno 5-6 godina:

 

 

Originating in a mystical land known as "Iowa", Slipknot is an angsty mallcore band who are a favorite of 16 year old girls, goths, indiefucks, and other Hot Topic drama whores. Consisting of at least 100 members (many of whom were unsuspecting victims randomly abducted off the street), Slipknot is fronted by singer Corey "Midget" Taylor, drummer Joey Jordison, and token fatass Shawn "Clown" Crahan. Their lyrics are the typical angst-ridden shit such as bleeding to death, Satanism, imaginary girlfriends, and gouging your eyes out.

vio

All of the band members wear distinct masks and boilersuits. A common misconception is that they wear masks to hide the semen and Santorum stains on their faces. In fact, the members of Slipknot are all personal secret agents of supervillain Al Gore and must conceal their identities when carrying out his evil tasks on world domination.

 

When not bitching, whining, and cursing in interviews about how "fucking brutal" they are, the band members can be found engaging in homosexual acts, raping Joseph Stalin, and beating each other to death with frozen cow heads and dead babies.

 

Fans of Slipknot are called "maggots" because most of them are extremely fat, slimy, and pale-skinned from never going outside.

 

Voleo sam Slipknot, i jos uvek volim starije albume, ovaj zadnji mi je monoton i plastican.

 

A to sto je lik naveo: "typical angst-ridden shit such as bleeding to death" i "pale-skinned from never going outside" je karakteristicno za luzere koji sede u nekom selu za kompom i pisu ovakve clanke jer ih niko ne jebe 2 posto. Ako pogledamo dvd "Disasterpieces" mozemo videti tamo puno bogate fensi dece tako da je ovaj lik mnogo omashio. Lik koji je to napiso je veci hejter od te "nadrndane" dece o kojoj pise.

Volim te rivjue koje pisu ljudi koji mrze to o cemu pisu. To je kao kad bih ja pisao recenziju o novom albumu Scooter-a a svaki mi je golo sranje, i verovatno nije sranje nego ga samo ja ne volim.

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Nije baš za malu,malu decu,ali jeste tu prosek 16-20 godina,naravno iskljčujemo one mnogo starije koji i dalje misle da je slipknot cool.Meni lično su sa svojim new/metal kombinacijama,ali sa opet nekom slipknot specifičnošću na zadnja 2 albuma ipak nesumnjivo pokazali muzičko iskustvo.

 

Ali ipak ne mogu da odolim a da ne podelim,možda najbolji opis ovog benda ikada,imajte u vidu da je napisano pre sigurno 5-6 godina:

 

 

Originating in a mystical land known as "Iowa", Slipknot is an angsty mallcore band who are a favorite of 16 year old girls, goths, indiefucks, and other Hot Topic drama whores. Consisting of at least 100 members (many of whom were unsuspecting victims randomly abducted off the street), Slipknot is fronted by singer Corey "Midget" Taylor, drummer Joey Jordison, and token fatass Shawn "Clown" Crahan. Their lyrics are the typical angst-ridden shit such as bleeding to death, Satanism, imaginary girlfriends, and gouging your eyes out.

vio

All of the band members wear distinct masks and boilersuits. A common misconception is that they wear masks to hide the semen and Santorum stains on their faces. In fact, the members of Slipknot are all personal secret agents of supervillain Al Gore and must conceal their identities when carrying out his evil tasks on world domination.

 

When not bitching, whining, and cursing in interviews about how "fucking brutal" they are, the band members can be found engaging in homosexual acts, raping Joseph Stalin, and beating each other to death with frozen cow heads and dead babies.

 

Fans of Slipknot are called "maggots" because most of them are extremely fat, slimy, and pale-skinned from never going outside.

 

Encyclopedia Dramatica FTW :rockdevil:

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Voleo sam Slipknot, i jos uvek volim starije albume, ovaj zadnji mi je monoton i plastican.

 

A to sto je lik naveo: "typical angst-ridden shit such as bleeding to death" i "pale-skinned from never going outside" je karakteristicno za luzere koji sede u nekom selu za kompom i pisu ovakve clanke jer ih niko ne jebe 2 posto. Ako pogledamo dvd "Disasterpieces" mozemo videti tamo puno bogate fensi dece tako da je ovaj lik mnogo omashio. Lik koji je to napiso je veci hejter od te "nadrndane" dece o kojoj pise.

Volim te rivjue koje pisu ljudi koji mrze to o cemu pisu. To je kao kad bih ja pisao recenziju o novom albumu Scooter-a a svaki mi je golo sranje, i verovatno nije sranje nego ga samo ja ne volim.

 

:pivopije:

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Nije to čuđenje, već dosada izazvana stalnim potenciranjem Džoijevih bubnjarskih sposobnosti. Mnoge rasprave su bile na račun njegovog stvarnog umeća i preciznosti, ne znam dokle će da se priča o njemu kao o bogu.

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Niko nije rekao da je Joey bog. Cinjenica je da je odlican bubnjar ali isto tako zna i da zajebe zestoko. Silne sam Slipknot koncerte gledao i bas ima mesta gde uzasno gresi. Preteruje nekad. Al je i dalje sjajan :)

Objasnjaovao je Joey zasto gotivi Satyricon - kao black i sl ne slusa inace, ali ovi su mu se dopali jer su melodicniji od ostalih ili tako nesto. Davno sam gledao taj intervju pa sam i zaboravio detalje, al mislim da je to sustina...

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Ok, ti nisi rekao da je bog, zaleteo sam se i uopštio. ;) Svima su uvek puna usta njegovoh sposobnosti, smuči se čoveku. A on da je toliko dobar, ne bi ujebavao, po mom mišljenju.

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Pa znam da su na jednom od koncerata Transatlantic, u uvodnom delu Duel with the Devil, gde Mike i Pete (basista) imaju jednu zeznutiju deonicu, ispali iz ritma. E sad, ne znam ko je tacno od njih dvojice zeznuo, mozda je Pete.. :haha: Ali sve u svemu, siguran sam da je covek nekada pogresio.

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