VeronikaJeOdluchilaDaUmre Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 (edited) Postapalice je gotovo nemoguce izbaciti, pokusaj da pricas bez IJEDNE postapalice, bukvalno moras da se koncentrises na ono sto govoris, a to opet gubi smisao komunikacije kada ti ne mozes spontano da izneses osecanje, stav itd. kad moras da pazis tacno sta govoris, ako to vec nemas usadjeno u sebi. Na primer : jebote, brate, bre, znas, znaci, mislim, kao. Mislim da nema tog 'kao', ne bih umela da govorim . Salu na stranu, postapalice je tesko regulisati, ali one koji su zaista kretenske se potrudis da izbacis i generalno svedes ih na minimum. To 'mawi' itd., to je moderni talas koji mozda prestane, a mozda krene da se siri do tih granica da grafema kao takva nece imati nikakvu funkciju, sve se da zameniti brojem, na primer. Klasican uticaj ensleskog, prosto mi W kao grafemu nemamo. A i verovatno govori o retardaciji mladih koja zeli da prica kao beba jer je to swatko. Ali, ako hoces, mazi se sa deckom tako u govoru, ali nemoj meni da pises 'bwe'. Mladja sestra mi je sad u tim godinama kada je ekspanzija cele te problematike, i dodje mi da joj lupim samar kad god napise nesto tako kretenski. 'Nemam' se redovno zamenjuje sa ' NEAM '. 'Stvarno' se skracuje na 'stv.'. Itd. Okej, to skravicanje ima neku svoju funkciju.Realno i mi smo HAJDE doveli do 'AJ' ili 'AE', ali je funkcionalno. Mawi, swatkis itd. nemaju funkciju sem izazivanja mucnine. edit: I dalje to nekako pravdam kao fazu. Nece covek od 30 godina pisati tako, nadam se. Edited May 14, 2009 by VeronikaJeOdluchilaDaUmre
Talvi Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 (edited) Okej, to skravicanje ima neku svoju funkciju. Ima. Kad poruka hoce da mi predje u drugu pa pokusavam da je sabijem sto vise mogu. Edited May 14, 2009 by Talvi
WITCH84 Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 Ne znam koliko ja treba da govorim na ovu temu,poshto sam anglista po profesiji.Plus zivim u sredini gde se ne govori knjizevnim srpskim,vec je u pitanju narechje srpskog koje nema veze s mozgom.Prosechan Beogradjanin bi mi trazio prevod za svaku drugu rech-gomila turcizama i bugarizama.Ono shto ja volim kod srpskog jezika jesu psovke.Mislim da nijedan drugi jezik nema tako shiroku lepezu psovki.A ja sam chovek koji voli da psuje.
Kokopelli Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 Evo kako uči srpski moj američki drug. Poslao mi ovo prije par dana Serbian Swearing English Translation I fuck your child in it's bloody mouth Yebem ti otsa na mrtwoy materi I fuck your father on your dead mother Bem ti sto mayke I fuck your one hundred mothers Bem ti mamini delowi I fuck your mother's parts Izdrkam ti se detetu na benkicu I cum on your baby's bib Jebem ti i seme i pleme I fuck your seed and tribe Seva mi levo jaje My left nut is dancing (I don't give a fuck Gle kurtsa ti na biciklu There goes your dick on a bicycle Poduvas mi karu Blow my nuts Poduvas mi auspuh papcino Suck my exhaust pipe Jebo ti jeza u ledja May you fuck a hedgehog Yebem ti drzshavoo Fuck the government! Yebem li ti mrtvo djete usta Fuck your dead kid in the mouth Yebem ti mater idiotsku Fuck your idiotic mother Jebemti dupa Butt-fucker Kuja ti djavo Who's your devil? Pizdu Big slack cunt Picka Little tight cunt Jebem li mu lebac Let me fuck his bread Yebo ti ya pas mater krmacu A dog fucked your swine mother Mrsh u lepo peechka materina ti yebeni prokliti derkagia Go to your mother's lovely pussy, you damned provocative asshole Yebem ti sestru pizdu Go and fuck your sister's big slack cunt Ma, zajebi to! Well, fuck that! Krelats! Buffoon, imbecile Jebem ti mamicu dragu! I fuck your mommy-dearest! Nemoj da ma drkas! Don't fuck with me! (lit. Don't jerk me off!) Pun mi kurats! I've had it up to here! (lit. My cock is full!) Yebem te u po shupka I'll fuck you in the middle of your asshole Idi setaj kozu Go walk your skin (masturbate) Nasisaj mi se kite Suck my dick Picka ti skocila na nos Damn you! (lit. A pussy jumps on your nose) Srchi budzu Suck my big dick Jebem ti mrtvo dete u kolevci I fuck your dead child in a cradle Jebem ti chedo nesaranjeno I fuck your unburied child Jebem ti trulu sisu mrtve matere! I'll fuck the rotten tit of your dead mother! Jebem ti sonse Fuck you Polizi mi jajce Lick my balls Ja ti jebem mamicu I fuck your mother Zalim tvoju majku I play sex games with your mom Da bi te majka prepoznala u bureku. Let your mother recognize you in a meat pie. Jembem ti I will fuck you Mrtva ti se mayka u grobu prevrnula kad bi videla kakvog sina ye rodila! Your dead mother would turn over in her grave if she saw what kind of a son she gave birth to! Da bog da trazio detzoo Gaygerovim broyachem May God give you to search for your children with a Geiger counter Da bogda ti djete klikera ocima igralo I hope your kid played marbles with his eye balls Svrbe me jaja I just don't give a fuck! (lit. My balls are itchy) Gle kurtsa ti u slamnatome sheshiru! Well, a dick wearing a straw hat! (expression of surprise) Poserem ti se u usta pa ti petom nabiyem I'll shit in your mouth and stuff it with my heel Samo da te pogledam, odma mi se povracha Just looking at you makes me want to vomit Napasesh me seh muda kao pop 'ladne sarme Graze on my balls like a priest would on cold cabbage rolls Idi jebi svoga tatu u supak jebeno govno jedno! Go fuck your dad in the ass, you fucking shit! Idi u tri pichke materine Go back to your mother's three pussies (Means: fuck off!) Jebo ti konj sa krvavim kurcem sestru na majcinom grobu a ti to kao invalid gledao, dabog dao! May a horse with a bloody dick fuck your sister on your mother's grave and you watch it as an invalid, and God make it so! Yebem tee otsa u peechkoo! I fuck your father's cunt! Yebem tee tsrkwen deerek! I fuck the wooden column of your church! Yebem te oo te ochi boolyave! I fuck those goggle eyes of yours! Yebem tee swe po spiskoo! I fuck everyone on your list (your family) Yebem ee tebee kad oomresh! I fuck you also, when you die! Jebem ti prvi red na sahrani I fuck the whole front row at your funeral Da Bog da ti dete islo u rikverc May you have a child that walks in reverse Da Bog da te majka u cevapu prepoznala May your mother recognize you in a hamburger Yebem tee tseo prwee red na saschranoo! I fuck all standing by your coffin, at your funeral! Da Bog da ti majka ljubila sliku na banderi May your mother kiss your picture on a traffic light (Means: may you be killed in a traffic accident) Da Bog da ti zena rodila stonogu pa ceo zivot radio za cipele May your wife give birth to a centipede so you have to work for shoes all your life Jebem te dok ti oci ne ispadnu a posle zato sto su ti ispale I'll fuck your arse off until your eyes fall out and after I'll do it again because they fell out! Da bog da ti kuca bila na CNN-U May your house be live on CNN (Means: I hope Nato will bomb your house) Sve je sranje osim pishanje, a i pishanje uz vetar je sranje! You're never happy! (lit. Everything is shit except for pissing, but even pissing against the wind is shit!) Sranje kroz gusto granjen! Now the shit hits the fan! (lit. Bullshit through thick branches) Levom rukom oko dupeta u desni djep! With your left hand around your ass into you right pocket! (when someone does something the wrong way) Kompot od muda i trista chuda! You never know what to expect! (lit. [boiled] dick preserves and 300 wonders!) Dabogda te majka kukom po Neretvi trazila May your mother search for you in a river with a hook Majku ti u majku jebem I'll fuck your mother inside her mother (while she's still unborn) Da Bog da nogu slomijo pa ti krivo zarasla May god make your leg brake, and grow back in place crookedly Jebem ti pola zabe! Fuck you, asshole! (lit. I'm fucking half of a frog of yours) Ko te jebe, pederu! What the fuck's your problem, faggot? (lit. Who's fucking you, faggot?) Ko te shisha? What's wrong with you? (lit. Who cuts your hair?) Sunce ti ne sija iz pizde. The sun doesn't shine out of your pussy. (means: you're not that important) Da popusis sto kuraca i kurac da mi popusis May you suck hundred dicks and suck my dick too. Jebo ti svome ocu majku i otac ker mater i ja tebi i tvome ocu majku Fuck your father's mother and may your dog father fuck your mother and I fuck yours and your father's mother. Jebm ti tri silosa zita, zrno po zrno, a na svakom zrnu - tri pizde materine! I'll fuck your three full wheat barns, grain by grain, and on each grain three pussies of your mother! Jebem ti majku u vrelu pizdu, a ti je jezikom hladio. I fuck your mother in her hot pussy, while you're cooling it down with your tongue. Ako te pojebem u guzicu majki ?eš na grobu govoriti kako ti je lepo bilo. If I fuck you in the ass, you'll be telling your mother all about it on her grave. Jebo ti ja sestru medju oci tako jako da ce joj se praunucad radjati sljepi I fuck your sister between the eyes so hard that all of her grandchildren will be born blind. Jebem ti majku na mrtvackom vozu za Sabac u pola noci u levo uvo u punom mjesecu. I fuck your mother in her left ear on a hearse going to Sabac at the midnight on the full moon. Da Bog da greskom mesto zeca ispekao i pojeo svoje mrtvorodjeno dete. May God give you to cook and eat your dead born child instead of a rabbit. Propisaces majcino mleko. You will piss your mother's milk. (A threat) Da Bog da ti pantljicare izlazile iz supka a ulazile u usta. May God give you tapeworms issuing from your asshole and entering into your mouth. Nek ti zeni mesto mleka iz dojki curila kiselina. Let acid instead of milk seep from your wife's breast. Da Bog da budes tako siromasan da izdrkotinom hranis decu. May God make you so poor that you feed your children with your own cum. Jebacu te dok ne prokrvaris a ti ces me moliti za jos. I will fuck you till you start to bleed and you'll be begging me for more. Jebacu ti sunce krvavo. I'll fuck your bleeding sun. (a threat) Da Bog da ti detetu falio hromozon. May God give that your children miss a chromosome. Mislis da si uhvatio Boga za muda. You think that you caught God to his balls. (You think that you did something very important.) Da Bog da gledao svoja pluca u tegli sa formalinom. May God give you to watch your own lung in a jar.
Simadin Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 Mladja sestra mi je sad u tim godinama kada je ekspanzija cele te problematike, i dodje mi da joj lupim samar kad god napise nesto tako kretenski. 'Nemam' se redovno zamenjuje sa ' NEAM '. 'Stvarno' se skracuje na 'stv.'. Itd. Okej, to skravicanje ima neku svoju funkciju.Realno i mi smo HAJDE doveli do 'AJ' ili 'AE', ali je funkcionalno. Mawi, swatkis itd. nemaju funkciju sem izazivanja mucnine. msm nzm nvm
Denny Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 ...Mislim da nijedan drugi jezik nema tako shiroku lepezu psovki.A ja sam chovek koji voli da psuje.
Kokopelli Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 Inače, primjetio je da fonetski nešto nije u redu, ali shvatio je poentu
Nisko_Se_Mazim Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 Mene posebno nervira kada vidim da umesto slova š,đ,č,ć pisu sh,tch i slicno Ili kada vidim ono neam sto valjda znaci nemam uvek mi se prevrne stomak Inace ja imam problema sa postapalicama-dosta cesto koristim izraze brate,znaci i ono Radim na tome da ispravim te grozote
AstralliS Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 Txtng: The Gr8 Db8 Michael Scoffield type-o-(de)coding
VeronikaJeOdluchilaDaUmre Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 msm nzm nvm I kad pisu na fejbuku jedna drugoj - vtp, vtn. Sto znaci, volim te puno, volim te najvise. Skrnavljenje ljubavi. @astralis - :)
AstralliS Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 Najbolje bi bilo da počnu pisati koristeći Morzeovu azbuku.
:matija Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 I kad pisu na fejbuku jedna drugoj - vtp, vtn. Sto znaci, volim te puno, volim te najvise. Skrnavljenje ljubavi. Jooj i to je isto glupost.
AstralliS Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 (edited) Hahaha... Da. Inače to "-.-" je u stvari slovo "K" u Morzeovoj tabeli Koincidencija ili? edit: Ash, da si momentalno prestao s to ulićanje međ' tuđi postovi Edited May 14, 2009 by AstralliS
VeronikaJeOdluchilaDaUmre Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 O (ne)pismenosti da i ne govorim...
Black Label Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 Ma sve te skracenice i emoticonsi su ok do god su na netu i tako to... Kad mi neko pridje u skoli pa kaze:"OMG jesi cula.....!" E dodje mi da ga raspizdim! I na ono LOL sam alergicna,i na netu i van!
death angel Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 Ja chesto koristim "brate" i "jebi ga", iako me to nervira... A od skracenica - ok su mi nashe jbg, jbt i slichno. Ove engleske me nerviraju, poput omg i lol (ona narochito). Mislim da mi je ok jedino wtf
imaginos Posted May 15, 2009 Report Posted May 15, 2009 Jebo ti jeza u ledja May you fuck a hedgehog hahaha - hedgehog! (a gde je "u ledja" to je isto bitno da se prevede!! )
Talvi Posted May 15, 2009 Report Posted May 15, 2009 Kad mi neko pridje u skoli pa kaze:"OMG jesi cula.....!" E dodje mi da ga raspizdim! Hahaha, to jos nisam cuo!
AstralliS Posted May 15, 2009 Report Posted May 15, 2009 Imam jednog drugara koji često koristi "LOL" u konverzaciji. Dođe mi da ga mlatim u glavu.
Black Label Posted May 15, 2009 Report Posted May 15, 2009 Imam jednog drugara koji često koristi "LOL" u konverzaciji. Dođe mi da ga mlatim u glavu. E bas!
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