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Worst Critically-Praised Album

Joanna Newsom - Ys

 

If you've read about Joanna Newsom's album "Ys" then you probably expressed feelings of intrigue, excitement and eagerness to listen. If you've listened to Joanna Newsom's album "Ys" you probably expressed a similar feeling to that of when KISS first removed their makeup: disturbed, disappointed, and left asking "Why?". Why are all these critics praising a woman whose voice is so is so irritating that upon listening to it you would rather be at a three hour lecture on the biology of laughter taught by Fran Drescher? Why are all these critics praising songs over ten minutes filled with pedantic (the album's named Ys.) lyrics about nature and animals on top of monotonous harp twanging absent of any form of rhythm or melody?

 

What is happening is the general public is getting to close to the esoteric indie crowd, which is increasingly becoming less esoteric. "Uncultured boors" are attending their "Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!" concerts, so they had to take the unlistenable and pop-insensibility to the next level. They crowned Joanna Newsom's Ys as a masterpiece simply so when detractors question their judgment they can utter one of their favourite platitudes with a smirk: "You just don't get it." Which I would reply with a fist in their black thick rimmed Lisa Loeb glasses. Joanna Newsom's album deserves none of the praise it had received the past year; it's an annoying bore that is only being pushed by a very sinister indie agenda. It's only fitting to give it Worlds Greatest Dad: Worst Critically Praised Album.

 

-Basil "Zorg" Andrews

Edited by marcoman
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ne mogu a da se ne složim.. užas od albuma.

 

šteta da ova priča prođe i bez animal collective - panda bear frik wolkova.

još jedna grupica mongoloida kojima bih zabio glogov kolac u oko.

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jel moze neko da uploaduje na neki share: rapid, megaupload, filefactory AUTUMN PROJECT - BURNING LIGHT, vidim recenzije, deluje ok, svi linkovi u krugu od 300 google stranica mrtvi... ?znam da imate, samo necete da delite.... :) :)

 

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Inside Out Music has revealed the title of DEVIN TOWNSEND's forthcoming solo album. It is... Ziltoid The Omniscient.

 

Rumor has it that Ziltoid is an alien puppet who wants to destroy the Earth!

 

 

hahahahahhahaha

 

jessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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hahahaha,

a hahahaha i za video sto je buda ostavio. najbolje kad kaze reporter "in terms of war on terror, who should be the next country to invade?" i neko kaze "Italy" :D

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Al-Qaeda's persident is Yasser Arafat. Everybody knows that. :)

 

Malo sam se smorio sto je namesteno - koju god zemlju da kazu da amerika treba da napadne na karti je ime te zemlje preko Australije. <_<

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pa?

 

verovatno ima nekoliko različitih karti, sa svim kandidatima.. i na svakoj je pomenuta zamlja napisana preko aust.

a on zna koju da izvadi.

verovatno je imao i jednu za srbiju.

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Evo malo muzike iz Podgorice, možda su Buda i Z-La upoznati sa ovim bendom, s obzirom da poznaju Mladena koji ovdje svira gitaru... ;)

Garažni je snimak(a uz to i 64kbps verzija), but you'll get the image...

 

Qtera - If I Can

http://www.sendspace.com/file/g6g5ys

 

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