tovar Posted June 21, 2005 Report post Posted June 21, 2005 anyways, ostajao bih od 12.8. (69 eyes) do 15.8. (opeth) van tih dana ne znam sta bi moglo da me zanima... btw, jel ima neko sator, ili da trazim gajbu preko agencije? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent Posted June 21, 2005 Report post Posted June 21, 2005 Lele... sad sam u zbunu sta da izaberem... Opeth/Woven Hand je primamljiva kombinacija 15., ali Sentenced sviraju sa magovima De Facto 13.! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRANG Posted June 21, 2005 Report post Posted June 21, 2005 (edited) ja bih išao 13-14-15. za smeštaj, išao bih u jedan mali porodični hotel, gde sam pre 2 godine upoznao neku mnogo dobru ribu (valjda je njen otac bio vlasnik tog hotela)! nije skup, a odličan je. te 2 noći.. ali ima vremena da se razmisli edit: evo, našao sam taj hotel link još jedan edit: pa i nije toliko jeftin... Edited June 21, 2005 by KRANG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent Posted June 21, 2005 Report post Posted June 21, 2005 lestate, evo te na bn-u, bro! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tovar Posted June 21, 2005 Report post Posted June 21, 2005 sto se hotela tice, columbo tours moze da sredi razne hotele za razumnije pare, tri ponajbliza ostrvu su touring, hunor i minor, i to za nesto kao 25 eura za noc po osobi. dvokrevetna soba. najisplatljiviji je oriental, koji kosta 18 eura za noc, nije predaleko od ostrva. @ kent: wtf?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRANG Posted June 21, 2005 Report post Posted June 21, 2005 (edited) haha.. a sada, malo sexualne edukacije: * Abra-Cadaver: A man goes to a morgue and removes a female body from a locker. As the man performs cunnilingus on her, another man takes a running leap onto the deceased's chest and then the man sucking the deceased's vagina consumes everything that is shot into it. (Also known as 'munting'.) * Arabian Goggles: While getting a blowjob, one partner places a single testicle in each eyesocket of the other partner. * Cleveland steamer: Defecating on a partner's chest * Donkey punch: Act of knocking the partner out shortly before orgasm * Double Trouble: Act of touching a woman's breasts during anal sex * Dutch Oven: Flatulence during intercourse, followed by trapping your partner's head under the bedsheets * Hot Lunch: When Will Fennell Defecates on Heather Sieminkewicz's chest * Felching: Act of sucking semen out of vagina or anus or inserting animals into an anus or a vagina * Golden Showers: Act of urinating on a partner for sexual pleasure. Also known as watersports. * Gorilla Face: Act of ejaculating on your partners face around the mouth, then physically pulling out their pubic hair and throwing it in their face to resemble a gorilla. (ovo je nenadmašno) * Hot Fudge Sundae: The act of a man defecating on his partner and then ejaculating on top of the feces which represents the whipped cream. * Jack the Ripper: When you tie a knife to your penis and have sex with a woman. * Lesbian Thighjob: Lesbian practice where the partner touches the other partner's vagina with her own thigh * Monroe Transfer: practice where a plastic tube is inserted in one's own ass and then the other end is connected to your partner's ass, only to then proceed to defecate and thus completing the so called "transfer". * Muddy snowball: Anal sex, then ejaculating in the partner's mouth where its held, then the semen is passed back to the anus penetrator * No-Battery Boyfriend: Act of vaginally penetrating a woman with a phallic object other than a dildo * One-Eyed Sailor: Act of poking a woman in one eye with the penis and ejaculating in the other after fellatio. * Pearl Necklace: Act of ejaculating on a person's neck so the the result resembles a pearl necklace * Philly Fake-Out: Act of having sex doggy-style, pulling out, spitting on your partners back to seem like you ejaculated, then ejaculating in their face when they turn around. * Red Dragon: A Sexual act that, during intercourse, involves one getting their teeth punched out. * Riding the Bull: Act of having sex doggy-style, grabbing the hair of partner and yelling out an x-lover's name. You then hold on tight and see how long you can stay on top. * Rusty Trombone: Act of licking the partners anus while masturbating him * Snowballing: When the male ejaculates in the females mouth and she holds the semen inside right before she passes it to her partner by french kissing him. * The Angry Pirate: First you ejaculate in the girl's eye, then you kick her in the shin so she jumps around the room on one leg and hand over her eye while she says "ARRRRRR." * Merry-go-Round: While enjoying intercourse with a girl midget while she is sitting on top, you grab her and spin her around, your penis being the axel. * Strawberry shortcake: Act of striking the female partner in the nose to cause bleeding during fellatio, to get the semen and the blood to mix together to resemble strawberry shortcake. * Thighfucking: intercrural intercourse Also known as thighing or thigh sex. * Turkish Twist: Act of having sex with a woman, and giving her a titty twister. Then you shit. * Turquey Slapping: Act of slapping the partner on the face with the penis after fellatio (also known as the "Danza" slap, after the Tony Danza pornography urban myth). Also commonly referred to as "Fedonking". * White Zombie: The man would tell his partner that he had ejaculated, then after their partner opens their eyes, the man shoots his load in their face. * Wooden Nickel: A man receives a blowjob from a woman, while he sits on her forehead. Upon getting up, there is a brown circle left behind, where his anus had been. This brown circle is known as the "wooden nickel". * Hot Karl: Taking a shit on some dudes face while he jacks off in your asshole! * Makin' it fit: Putting something up the anus or vagina that should not fit and has no logical reason to be placed there, such as a car radio or the fat end of a tennis racket Edited June 21, 2005 by KRANG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddha Posted June 21, 2005 Report post Posted June 21, 2005 evo mali slika OVDE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tovar Posted June 22, 2005 Report post Posted June 22, 2005 ah, hvata me tuga. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRANG Posted June 22, 2005 Report post Posted June 22, 2005 a mene blaga mučnina.. imaju 2 nove queensryche pesme (sa O:M2 albuma) ovde: http://queensryche.com/releases/operation-mindcrime-2/ ali su butlezi.. i ne znam šta da mislim. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Posted June 22, 2005 Report post Posted June 22, 2005 (edited) ajd, vi cete barem na festivale, a ne ko sirotinja koja nema godisnji i mora camit i radit po vrucini pasmasters.. OT, lestate, ti ces mozda znat, si vidio negdje topic o bendu 'Before The Dawn'? trazilica nista ne izbacuje, a i vec pol sata trazim bezuspjesno.. edit: nema ga, nije ni vazno Edited June 22, 2005 by Andromeda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Posted June 22, 2005 Report post Posted June 22, 2005 http://bash.org/?top Citati s catova. Nista novo, al ima dobrih. <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks? <TheXPhial> vaccuums <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? <TheXPhial> black holes <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool? <TheXPhial> lava? <JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book <JonJonB> Let's see the results... <JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. <JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything <JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to. <JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work." <JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. " <JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls <JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!" <JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils. <JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue. <JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them. <JonJonB> Ok <JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof <JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all <JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he? <melusine > O_______O <JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang <JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip. <JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang. * ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole - <ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS <anamexis> oh man <anamexis> I was opening a coke, right --> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind <anamexis> and it exploded <anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard <anamexis> but I got it away just in time <-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers) <anamexis> :< Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baal Posted June 22, 2005 Report post Posted June 22, 2005 http://www.tubgirl.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRANG Posted June 22, 2005 Report post Posted June 22, 2005 aaa, brate... video sam to već.. odvratno je. --- e, nije loš ovaj novi Six Organs of Admittance.. jel slušao neko? School of the Flower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Posted June 22, 2005 Report post Posted June 22, 2005 Strasno. Kakav si ti n00b i dalje <evilada>: Best suicide plan ever <mcm310>: what is it? <evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof <evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level <evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched <evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands <evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head <evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows <evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere. <evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE. <mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRANG Posted June 22, 2005 Report post Posted June 22, 2005 haha. ovo je odlično.. a onaj članak koji sam ja postovao je iz wikipedie tamo može da se nađe dosta budalaština.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Posted June 22, 2005 Report post Posted June 22, 2005 * CanNinja masturbates. <OB1> ....... * OB1 turns around <CanNinja> It's not like I'm spraying you in the face or anything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRANG Posted June 22, 2005 Report post Posted June 22, 2005 (edited) bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? -------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something ---- ovaj bloodninja je ubedljivo najjači lik.. sećaš se da je pre par meseci kružio onaj chat sa nekom debelom ribom? ono je bilo najgore chat zlostavljanje koje sam ikada video.. imaš li to, znaš o čemu pričam? edit: ono kad je tera da priča kao pirat.. HARRRRRRR ja sam se kidao od smeha. powerslayer ima taj chat. još jedan edit: našao sam 2 sajta sa njim: http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm The Legend of Bloodninja http://www.ericrice.com/cyber.txt hahahahaah Edited June 22, 2005 by KRANG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Posted June 22, 2005 Report post Posted June 22, 2005 A joj, kako je to strasno matoro. Sto je najgore, bash-a sam se podsetio kad je neko na jednom forumu postavio taj bloodninja chat, pa je neko drugi onda odgovorio vec datim linkom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebiga Posted June 22, 2005 Report post Posted June 22, 2005 bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe ... A odakle je sve to? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Posted June 23, 2005 Report post Posted June 23, 2005 (edited) A odakle je sve to? guglaj eh, radost svakonocnog ircanja, lovi me nostalgija.. ako je gugl tocan, Webnet server, #cybersex. moja pretpostavka: http://www.webchat.org/ meni je za sprdanciju jos uvijek najdrazi WebCam chat na Eyeball roomovima, tamo se fakat moze svasta vidjet hint: lik od 60 godina iz rumunjske drka u dnevnoj sobi na laptopu, a pored njega baba od 90 godina, s jednom nogom u grobu gleda TV mrtva hladna, naravno imas direktan prijenos Edited June 23, 2005 by Andromeda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out Of Time Posted June 23, 2005 Report post Posted June 23, 2005 This is the end... Clann Zú regret to announce that it is no longer continuing to tour or record. Such is the life of a band. Benjamin and Liam will continue to tour and record with MyDisco on the crashing Jets label and Declan de Barra will continue with his own solo project. Any other new projects from Clann Zú members will be announced here in the future. We want to thank everyone who has helped us along the way and came to the shows and bought the records. With out your support none of this would have been possible. We are very sorry we didn't get to meet everyone who wanted us to visit them in their countries. sledecih 10 dana slusham samo Clann Zu... kao i predhodnih 5 sati... nisam se ovako smorio, ne pamtim... bukvalno (i slovima) sam zaplakao u jednom trenutku... mislio sam da ce sledeci album da bude jebeni mont everst muzike... ovako, osavishe nam mont blan i kilimandzaro... toliko su jebeno bili jebeno najbolji, jebeno genijalni... RIP 07:25am, Out Of Time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
azal Posted June 23, 2005 Report post Posted June 23, 2005 http://thestar.com.my/news/story.as...2103&sec=nation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Posted June 23, 2005 Report post Posted June 23, 2005 A odakle je sve to? Probaj, pokusaj samo da pogledas na primer na prethodnu stranu gde je dat link. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRANG Posted June 23, 2005 Report post Posted June 23, 2005 @azal: preneo si skraćen link, sa "..." u sredini.. ne može tako. ne radi. -- clan zu, whatever.... -- evo nekih zanimlivih melodeath vesti .. nemam pametnija posla trenutno, pa ću ih ovde postovati.. IN FLAMES novi album će se ipak zvati "Come Clarity" "Come Clarity" final track listing: 01. Take This Life 02. Leeches 03. Reflect the Storm 04. Dead End 05. Scream 06. Come Clarity 07. Vacuum 08. Pacing Death's Trail 09. Crawl through Knives 10. End of Things 11. Our Infinite Struggle 12. Vanishing Light 13. Your Bedtime Story Is Scaring Everyone ----- i nuclear blast je potpisao Scar Symmetry.. fino. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRANG Posted June 23, 2005 Report post Posted June 23, 2005 (edited) btw, sad sam skinuo 2 solidna albuma.. Witchcraft - Firewood par reči " So imagine a jam session to end all jam sessions: Black Sabbath in the same halcyon studio with Led Zeppelin, Cream, Canned Heat, The Guess Who, Van Morrison, Santana, early Stones, Cathedral and Pentagram. Now imagine a young Swedish doom rock act that has these bands’ components wrapped nice and snug into their own groovy microcosm, and you get the splendiferous retro sound of Witchcraft..... ...rating 5/5" i Clutch - Robot Hive/Exodus "...If you’re unfamiliar with this Maryland native band, you’re in for a monster treat. If you like your rock sticky and sullied with top-shelf lyrical content, Clutch is where it’s at. Clutch’s down-tuned blues rock is for sweathogs as it is for intellectuals. Masters of the riff with panache for real out-there lyrics that read like alternate universe vignettes, Clutch’s appeal is undeniable and infectious... ..rating 5/5" to je moja doza nove muzike za danas.. Edited June 23, 2005 by KRANG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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